For more fun-but-not-necessarily-bad code like today's, check out the previous episode: Coded Smorgasbord: The Pilot Episode!

Let's get things started with Michael, who shows us the easy way to calculate radii!

`intRadius = (int)0.5 + radius;`

All this time I've spent logging errors, I could've used this solution from I. C.'s colleague.

```try {
return getHostName(url);
} catch (Exception ex) {
return "www.error.com";
}```

Ricky H.'s find speaks for itself.

```if b = b then
b = true
end if```

P. C. apparently inherited code originally written by an evil genius from deep inside his volcano headquarters.

`@{\$gst}{keys %{\$rec}} = values %{\$rec};  # muhahahaha`

Submitted anonymously, the code not included in this is sure to offend all of the other colors and creeds.

`private static Language Italian = new Language("Italian"); // linguini-eating mobsters`

C. C.'s application gracefully recurses when an exception is thrown by whitespace.

```public static void checkRational(int rational)
{
int myRational = rational;

try
{

}
catch (Exception ex)
{
checkRational(myRational);
}
}```

Three lefts are not, in fact, a right, as Chris C. shows.

```1000 GOTO 1002
1001 GOTO 1010
1002 GOTO 1001```

Paul L. insists that to be safe, you should double up the buffer sizes. You know, just in case.

```#define SIZE_2048 2048

struct disk_request (
...
BYTE buffer[SIZE_2048];  /* data buffer 1024 bytes long */
};```

Janson discovered buildGroupLink, which is just another way of saying "the answer to life, the universe, and everything."

```protected string buildGroupLink(string aIsGroup)
{
return "42";
}
```

And finally, Allison B. sent in this entry on Octobe#ERROR: DATE DOES NOT EXIST

`/* note, system uses 360 days in a year, not 365 */`
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