What's the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Can Word edit the unknown?

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Don't forget your sunscreen, it's going to be 16 microfarads today.

(submitted by Nathan)

Daniel was happy to finally receive an understandable EULA.

From Louis: "So I'm unsuscribed... right?"

From Roy S.: "Install Shield's 'Intelligent Updater' lets you change how it behaves, but it's still a little secretive as to what exactly it will do for you. At least the dialog doesn't have resize handles."

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