• tapius (unregistered) in reply to Stephen
    Stephen:
    * may contain sql queries

    HAHAHA its corny but i laughed.

  • AnonCow (unregistered)

    It sucks when "we" get dugg, this is a cool site and i don't like it when that cr@p site gets its hand on it.

    We should band them from here.

    captcah: pinball, ya attack them, with shinny balls!

  • supplement (unregistered)

    = )

  • supplement (unregistered)

    = )

    SQL or stfu!

  • A (unregistered)

    doh I'm allergic to SQL

  • Decio (unregistered)

    Obviously [Equipment Table] is a View:

    CREATE OR REPLACE VIEW EQUIPMENT_TABLE AS SELECT Equipment_ID, Equipment_Desc FROM REAL_EQUIPMENT_TABLE WHERE NVL(FDA_APPROVAL, 'N') = 'Y';

    This is why benzene, toluene and so on never get the package print...

    /joke

  • phoniq (unregistered)

    googling julian graves and hitting the first page that comes up renders

    <%@LANGUAGE="VBSCRIPT"%>

    at the top in my browserer

    http://www.juliangraves.co.uk/pages/people.html

  • Peter Wong (unregistered)

    Try this and use your best magnifier to look at the label :)

    http://www.juliangraves.com/?PageID=550&StockCode=MCRAISIN200G

  • ted (unregistered)

    wow, you guys are possibly the gayest people ive ever seen on the interent. i cant believe this is worth you guys laughing at. get a fucking life you loser fags lol

  • Auntie Gravity (unregistered)

    Should include "Packed in an environment where databases are present" just in case someone has a DB allergy.

  • Daniel (unregistered)

    ROFllllllllllllllllll, warning: product may contain .sql dump particles. In case of SQL injection contact your it manager inmediately. lmao

  • Your Ass (unregistered) in reply to *

    Dude!

  • I'm high (unregistered) in reply to *
    *:
    No One:
    TheRider:
    Sweet!

    Dude!

    Sweet!

    Dude!

  • anima (unregistered)

    never had one like that XD

  • DJ LonDon (unregistered)

    Haha... tat's a smart way to smugle sode into exam room at uni

  • tima (unregistered)

    y'all take yourselves way too seriously

  • JV (unregistered) in reply to JohnB
    JohnB:
    JV:
    The wtf for me is, this is all I see:
    Toby Gray, that's just not fair! How come my chocolate covered raisins never come with any SQL?

    Is there supposed to be an image or something? If it's an external link, I'm betting it's Websensed.

    Websense. It so makes me want to get back to work.

    I've never tried this but ... apparently you can drop a url into Bablefish's "Translate a Web page" data entry box, select Russian to English and, when the fish translates the page, it doesn't appear to be coming a Websense-banned site.

    Except that Babelfish is Websensed at work.

    Captcha: vern

    Hey Vern! Ernest Goes to SQL Camp.

  • Jamie McConnell (unregistered)

    Love It! Ha.

  • Thomas (unregistered)

    see http://photo2text.com/

  • Ralph (unregistered)

    The SQL is an illegal additive from cheap foreign gluten. Stupid snack company put it on the list anyway.

  • septic_coyote (unregistered)

    shame its a fake. would have been funnier otherwise

  • DM (unregistered)

    Everyone is missing the best part of the whole jpeg....we still haven't passed the expiration date. Let's crack open the bag!

    captcha: muhahahaha sweeeeeet..

  • Miaowara Tomokato (unregistered) in reply to Bill Joy
    Bill Joy:
    That's not SQL, that's MS SQL and there's a big difference. One's a standard the other is as incompatible with that standard as possible while plausibly retaining the name. It bears a passing resemblance at best.

    In other words: "Pasteurized, processed imitation SQL-food substitute".

  • Mr. Obvious (unregistered)

    Goes to show you how much those labels are actually reviewed by someone....

  • Pete (unregistered) in reply to Troy Mclure
    Troy:
    I think that allowing spaces in tables/columns is the most horrible idea evar! evar!
    About as bad as making object names case sensitive :)
  • Vlad (unregistered)

    wow, so true. also please visit http://www.serioushacker.com/

  • a nerd but not as much (unregistered)

    You are all giant nerds. I had to look up SQL to get what was so damn funny. "Classic" if you are privvy to it already...

  • Steve Yirrell (unregistered)

    Select from [Donkey Table] Where [Donkey ID]=I can't read SQL

  • CAP.A (unregistered)

    Creo que la cubierta debe esta SQLiciosa

    :)

  • iain010100 (unregistered)

    SQL nothing. What's "Best Before End?"

  • Npne (unregistered) in reply to Gavin van

    Hm, why would it be an Access DB? I can't see anything Access specific in that code?

  • (cs)

    Funny thing is how much the query sounds like a food commercial. "Want to use * for your equipment, but it isn't chocolatey enough for your chocolates? Try new Select *! The same *iness you get from the leading brand, but with 25% more chocolate flavour! Select *. From Equipment Table -- 'Where Equipment ID always equals four.'™"

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