• bob (unregistered)

    FRI(-2.59%)st

  • Ziplodocus (unregistered)

    STRING NOT FOUND

  • Iggy (unregistered)

    Frisy!

    to be deleted if compatible with frist...

  • Warren (unregistered)

    Limo & Cat service brought to you by the daily World Traveller Feline.

  • QJo (unregistered)

    ERROR: COMMENT NOT FOUND

    Eyherhey!

  • foo AKA fooo (unregistered)
    Pascal wrote, "Oh no! CaptialOne's website ran out of strings!"
    I would comment on the typo, but I can't seem to get the CAPCHTA right.
  • QJo (unregistered) in reply to foo AKA fooo
    foo AKA fooo:
    Pascal wrote, "Oh no! CaptialOne's website ran out of strings!"
    I would comment on the typo, but I can't seem to get the CAPCHTA right.

    null."

  • (cs)

    This is your ethernet cable on drugs.

  • foo AKA fooo (unregistered) in reply to QJo
    QJo:
    Eyherhey!
    Yhis cah'y happeh wiyh a wireless cable.
  • Black Bart (unregistered)

    NULL you too, buddy!

  • Pippo (unregistered)

    Perhaps, that was a "mother's pooch" !?

  • null (unregistered)

    This is my real name ok!? I expect to be treated with a little more respect for my long years of distinguished flying.

  • agbeladem (unregistered) in reply to foo AKA fooo

    Yhay's YRWTY

  • esse (unregistered)

    How soon before an Air Chief Marshal start releasing statements like "');GO;DROP TABLE USERS;GO;"...

  • (cs)

    ...I expected a clbuttic mistake in at least one of these screenshots...

  • QJo (unregistered) in reply to Medinoc
    Medinoc:
    ...I expected a clbuttic mistake in at least one of these screenshots...

    It just needs someone to make an amusing subsladybumpution.

  • (cs)

    Smart words? Yeah, not so much.

    An American golden retriever being mistaken for an Australian marsupial? I think they need to start drug testing the photo editors. Of course, the picture accompanying the story about the deaf using assistance animals may really get things hopping.

  • anonymous (unregistered)

    The "unnamed baby Goodfellows Tree Kangaroo joey" picture has been censored for the following reason: Child Pornography. Please enjoy this picture of a dog instead.

  • Bruce W (unregistered)

    At my company it is a documented procedure to refill the strings daily.

  • (cs) in reply to Nutster
    Nutster:
    An American golden retriever being mistaken for an Australian marsupial? I think they need to start drug testing the photo editors. Of course, the picture accompanying the story about the deaf using assistance animals may really get things hopping.
    It could be like that story of a “zoo” in China which used domestic animals of various kinds as stand-ins for the animals that the signs said they were. No handy kangaroo? Let's use this dog instead; it's a better fit than a cat or a tortoise…
  • me (unregistered)

    The CaptialOne offer must be fantastic! No strings attached!

  • anonymous (unregistered) in reply to anonymous
    anonymous:
    The "unnamed baby Goodfellows Tree Kangaroo joey" picture has been censored for the following reason: Child Pornography. Please enjoy this picture of a dog instead.
    On second thought, please don't "enjoy" it.
  • (cs)

    EyherHEY! EyherHEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

    it's RoHS!

    Somehow they got the ungrammatical camel-case correct in RoHS...

  • Identity Thief Pretending to be Me (unregistered)

    TRWTF is that mentioning Target, even by accident, is not really a WTF when talking about "large dollar losses" from "unauthorized withdrawals".

  • Chairman Meow (unregistered) in reply to dkf
    dkf:
    Nutster:
    An American golden retriever being mistaken for an Australian marsupial? I think they need to start drug testing the photo editors. Of course, the picture accompanying the story about the deaf using assistance animals may really get things hopping.
    It could be like that story of a “zoo” in China which used domestic animals of various kinds as stand-ins for the animals that the signs said they were. No handy kangaroo? Let's use this dog instead; it's a better fit than a cat or a tortoise…
    And it's not as if those clueless proles would know the difference. And if the Party declares that Golden Retriever to be a Goodfellows Tree Kangaroo, who's going to argue with the Party? No one who wants to live, that's who.
  • Evan (unregistered)

    Bah, everyone knows that Feb 30 is just another name for Mar 2 (or Mar 1 if it's a leap year), just like Mar 0 is Feb 28 or today is May -5.

  • Doctor_of_Ineptitude (unregistered)

    The kangaroo one is completely legit. Just because you have an insufficient grasp of English language, or an inability to understand why Natural Languages are immune to sql injection attacks doesn't mean the article got it wrong. Obviously, "an unnamed baby Goodfellows Tree Kangaroo joey" is a perfect name for a dog, probable also called Goodfellows joey for short. And as far as the other part is concerned, the garment must be called "mother's pouch", an obvious marketing victory. I mean who wouldn't want to buy their dog "mother's pouch" level of comfort.

    The author correctly did a stupendous job understanding both the unique name and the amazing vest (the dog surely looks in comfort). You on the other hand failed both English language and advertising. Shame.

  • C-Derb (unregistered) in reply to Doctor_of_Ineptitude
    Doctor_of_Ineptitude:
    The kangaroo one is completely legit. Just because you have an insufficient grasp of English language, or an inability to understand why Natural Languages are immune to sql injection attacks doesn't mean the article got it wrong. Obviously, "an unnamed baby Goodfellows Tree Kangaroo joey" is a perfect name for a dog, probable also called Goodfellows joey for short. And as far as the other part is concerned, the garment must be called "mother's pouch", an obvious marketing victory. I mean who wouldn't want to buy their dog "mother's pouch" level of comfort.

    The author correctly did a stupendous job understanding both the unique name and the amazing vest (the dog surely looks in comfort). You on the other hand failed both English language and advertising. Shame.

    I appreciate the attempted humor here. However, the kangaroo one and the "Limo & Cat Service" one are not failures of information technology systems. They are simply user errors. Those two never should have been submitted, let alone posted.

    Because, of course, TRWTF is users.

  • Dan (unregistered)

    "null" may be the most accurate thing said about MH370.

  • faoileag (unregistered)

    Can't see anything wrong with the "Limo & Cat Service" ad. Sure, the ladies might prefer the limo, but there certainly are enough lads out there for whom "arriving in style" means arriving with a caterpillar 797B.

  • Jay (unregistered)

    Limo & Cat Service: Not only do they take you where you want to go in style, but they also provide a feline for company on the trip. How convenient!

  • Jay (unregistered)

    Oh, so you think ALL kangaroos have to look a certain way, just to fit your preconceived stereotypes? You are obviously a racist.

  • faoileag (unregistered)

    On the One News page, Angus Houston is more explicit: "” Retired RAAF Air Chief Marshal Angus Houston told a press conference in Perth"

    CAPTCHA nulla. How fitting for this comment!

  • ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL (unregistered)

    I think I found the string. It was at the cat service. [image]

  • (cs) in reply to Evan
    Evan:
    Bah, everyone knows that Feb 30 is just another name for Mar 2 (or Mar 1 if it's a leap year), just like Mar 0 is Feb 28 or today is May -5.

    Happy Negacinco de Mayo.

  • Doctor_of_Ineptitude (unregistered) in reply to C-Derb
    C-Derb:
    Doctor_of_Ineptitude:
    The kangaroo one is completely legit. Just because you have an insufficient grasp of English language, or an inability to understand why Natural Languages are immune to sql injection attacks doesn't mean the article got it wrong. Obviously, "an unnamed baby Goodfellows Tree Kangaroo joey" is a perfect name for a dog, probable also called Goodfellows joey for short. And as far as the other part is concerned, the garment must be called "mother's pouch", an obvious marketing victory. I mean who wouldn't want to buy their dog "mother's pouch" level of comfort.

    The author correctly did a stupendous job understanding both the unique name and the amazing vest (the dog surely looks in comfort). You on the other hand failed both English language and advertising. Shame.

    I appreciate the attempted humor here. However, the kangaroo one and the "Limo & Cat Service" one are not failures of information technology systems. They are simply user errors. Those two never should have been submitted, let alone posted.

    Because, of course, TRWTF is users.

    In that case shouldn't the TRWTF be both TDWTF and users?

    TRWTF = TDWTF & users; // because bit-fields bitches.

  • C-Derb (unregistered) in reply to Doctor_of_Ineptitude
    Doctor_of_Ineptitude:
    C-Derb:
    Doctor_of_Ineptitude:
    The kangaroo one is completely legit. Just because you have an insufficient grasp of English language, or an inability to understand why Natural Languages are immune to sql injection attacks doesn't mean the article got it wrong. Obviously, "an unnamed baby Goodfellows Tree Kangaroo joey" is a perfect name for a dog, probable also called Goodfellows joey for short. And as far as the other part is concerned, the garment must be called "mother's pouch", an obvious marketing victory. I mean who wouldn't want to buy their dog "mother's pouch" level of comfort.

    The author correctly did a stupendous job understanding both the unique name and the amazing vest (the dog surely looks in comfort). You on the other hand failed both English language and advertising. Shame.

    I appreciate the attempted humor here. However, the kangaroo one and the "Limo & Cat Service" one are not failures of information technology systems. They are simply user errors. Those two never should have been submitted, let alone posted.

    Because, of course, TRWTF is users.

    In that case shouldn't the TRWTF be both TDWTF and users?

    TRWTF = TDWTF & users; // because bit-fields bitches.

    Yes! You are correct, sir!

  • J (unregistered)

    Eyherhey cables are used by the priests from Age of Empires.

  • (cs)

    Limo & Cat service? Garfield would be proud!

    (#!#)

  • (cs)

    "Call me crazy, but I don't think that's a kangaroo."

    It's undercover. Taronga Zoo sent the little guy out posing as a crooked US customs dog so they could catch the smugglers illegally taking other baby kangaroos out of Australia.

  • Friedrice The Great (unregistered) in reply to Bruce W
    Bruce W:
    At my company it is a documented procedure to refill the strings daily.
    Oh, so you're the startup who keeps stringing investors along ...

    Captcha: Transverberbo - newest member of the Avengers? Or was the X-Men? I forget, too much transverberation going on in my head.

  • Psycho Pitbull (unregistered) in reply to faoileag
    faoileag:
    Can't see anything wrong with the "Limo & Cat Service" ad. Sure, the ladies might prefer the limo, but there certainly are enough lads out there for whom "arriving in style" means arriving with a caterpillar 797B.

    When everyone else shows up in a stretched Hummer or Lincoln. The person who shows up in a 600 ton dump truck is going to be the one everyone remembers.

  • i❦ssl (unregistered) in reply to ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL
    ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL:
    I think I found the string. It was at the cat service. [image]
    Gee thanks. Now I have a buffer overflow because no null was quoted in that invocation of strcat.
  • Gaytard (unregistered) in reply to bob

    Sorry guya but you are just a bunch of total retards

  • Scoldog (unregistered)

    "Limo and Cat services, the choice of transport for all aspiring evil geniuses."

  • (cs)

    Of course that's a kangaroo. They can do amazing things with cosmetic surgery these days.

  • ZoomST (unregistered) in reply to Scoldog
    Scoldog:
    "Limo and Cat services, the choice of transport for all aspiring evil geniuses."
    Best option to escape when Inpector Gadget is too close and must leave the cat behind.
  • (cs)

    I've been using an Eyherney cable for years, and haven'y had any yrouble wiyh iy yey.

  • He-Man (unregistered)

    o/And I say o/ o/EHHHHHHHEHHHHHEHHHHHERHAY o/ o/EEHHHHH HERRRR HAY o/ o/And I say o/ o/What's going on? o/

    (For those fortunate enough to be unfamiliar with this ear-worm, I give you this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4)

  • Essex Kitten (unregistered)

    I find the Eyherhey brand of cables better than Monster's.

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