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It's always amused me that in the UK, the AA is a club for drivers, whereas in the US it's a club for alcoholics.
They should merge.
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At first glance, there's nothing wrong with the AA website - if you add the savings to the cost, to get the amount without the discount applied, then divide by the number of hours, you get a consistent £27 per hour.
Its only after looking at it I realised that if you book 2 hours 5 times, you pay £135 for 10 hours, instead of the published £223. Yes, I can see how that can be considered at WTF. Very amusing indeed. Hysterical, in fact.
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I'm guessing that's what the "lesson prices may vary after initial booking bit" is for. So you probably can't book 5 lots of 2 lessons at that price.
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"and then retire"
bwahahaha - that pun
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What if you are neither Hispanic nor Latino?
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I don't see the WTF about the AA lesson prices. It is obvious that they're calculating one hour at £27, so 10 hours would be £270 at full price, but they're offering them for £223, which is exactly £47 less than regular price. The only slightly weird thing is that they offer two hours for the price of one, so you can't really book a single hour.
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Ah, I saw it now.
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And go here
"First pub at motorway services
The pub chain JD Wetherspoon has been given the go-ahead to open its first pub at a motorway service station, despite criticism from road safety campaigners that it will "tempt" drivers to drink."
http://www.itv.com/news/london/story/2013-06-04/first-pub-at-motorway-services/
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I don't see the issue with the AA prices. The more lessons you buy, the bigger the overal discount will be. For example, 2 lessons give 10% discount, 5 lessons give 15%, and 10 lessons give 20%. Maybe in the US you phrase things differently, but here in the UK, the way the sentence is written makes it obvious what they mean.
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The sentence is fine...
Its the fact that: for 10 hours, it's £22.30 per hour for 5 hours, it's £20.25 per hour for 2 hours, it's £13.50 per hour
So if you want 10 hours, you'd just be better off buying 5 lots of 2 hours.
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Except that the offer only applies to the initial booking, any subsequent lessons are at a flat £27.
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I spy a bigint in the rebate prices. http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms187745.aspx (Not sure if it's SQL Server or not).
Should we prepare for Hyper-inflation?
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No, what would really be a novel concept would be a pub linked to a garage: get your car serviced (or repaired, or tires changed...) and while you're waiting have a nice relaxing pint or two in the pub next door, watching sky sports. And when your car's ready that little device they gave you when you handed over the keys vibrates and makes strange noises so that you know you can now fork out a small fortune and drive home.
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The rebate appears to be negative 9 quintillion dollars. I say you buy the tires, accept the 9 quintillion dollars they pay you to take the tires, and never submit the rebate.
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Retire? I see what you did there.
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I also like that they helpfully tell you that the rebate is available before the rebate.
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Not everybody has a specified gender, you insensitive clods!
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You're not going to get better at something without practice. For both groups.
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I guess they'll offer special versions of their shows and movies. Cinderella will be named Manuela, a poor mexican girl that wish to cross the US border and find a prince to marry (or any other guy willing to do it) and therefore become a permanent resident. But her cover is blown after midnight due to an anonymous tip by her evil former employer, she's caught and deported.
Sounds reasonable.
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The Disney application will have "N/A", "Chose not to answer" or something like that in the dropdown boxes.
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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice!
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Do we know what's in the drop downs? Disney is usually pretty good about that sort of thing. (According to HRC they do include Gender Identity in their non-discrimination policy, all you needed to do was Google it...)
So I get that a required answer along the lines of "No Answer" is silly... it also doesn't make them insensitive clods.
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In Switzerland the police is on the look-out for sunday afternoon drivers who've had a pint or two too much, but I haven't seen or heard of such measures in other countries. In Germany they occasionally do checks when there is a festival in the area or during the festive season, but I can't say I've ever come across them in England or Scotland.
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I imagine you'll answer N/A or No, depending on what is in the dropdown.
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uh, that would be crash, not merge
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Of course other means of getting there are possible (This applies to country pubs as well as motorway services).
Some country pubs were set up to service the canals which means you can walk there or get a narrow-boat (but no road access).
When I used to belong to a cycling club we regularly used to turn up at Hilton Park and Corley services on the M6 for a tea break. Got some strange looks from the other users of the restaurant!
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Obligatory: TRWTF is wanting to work at Disney{world,land,euro,wherever}
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I can't stop laughing [sarcastically].
Dude, you're comparing apples and oranges. In US, "AA" is an acronym for "Alcoholics Anonymous" (I'm sure you knew this), but it's also how "American Airlines" like to abbreviate its name. In UK, that "AA" seems to be the name (or a part of it) of that company, with essentially no meaning (I bet the only reason they choose that was to be first in the phone book, slimy bastards).
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"The" Alex is the one in the need of math lessons, I'd say.
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Yeah, it's not like it's an acronym for the Automobile Association or anything
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Congratulations on your successful correction of my flippancy. I now stand corrected, looking very foolish indeed, and you sir, you look like the very definition of the Greatest American Hero of All Time.
Don't forget to collect this on the way out: [image]
(Note: You have just been schooled in sarcasm)
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You appear to have confused "retard" with "cripple." That's really gay.
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For once, comparing apples to orangutans might help. Consider a £4 chocolate is being offered for £1, and a £1000 holiday is being offered for £995. Which offer is "better"?
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In the US, of course, the drivers' organization is AAA. At least fifty years ago, I saw the statement that AAA-AA is for people who are being driven to drink.
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It may be a one time booking discount. Maybe it's a first time members discount.
So if you know you need 10 lessons now, you'll save more money if they never offer the discount again.
However, if they offer the discount for a period of time, instead of once only, then and only then is it a WTF.
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Not disposable identities.
They'd probably not allow you into the second set of classes until you pay the difference once they realize you are the same person.
At least, I'm saying this under the assumption that you physically show up to lessons and they are in person.
If it's online only lessons, then.... ...... ..... ... ... I can't even come up with something that can communicate to the user how dumb they are.
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You appear not to believe that mental disability is a form of disability... therefore you must be homosexual.
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Someone should probably let Disney's web team know that their form is technically violating federal labor laws.
CAPTCHA: "acsi" Close enough.
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No they aren't. The drop downs will contain something akin to N/A, Do Not Wish to Answer, etc. And they can require a response to the question that response can just be "I choose not to respond." in which case the field itself can still be valued to such an extent.
TL;DR. They can require the field be valued, but not require it be meaningful.
TRWTF as stated is applying to Disney.
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Where did you get your numbers?
10 hours: 17% discount 5 hours: 25% discount 2 hours: 50% discount
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Before too many random "it's also..." posts.
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They have a restaurant in Pennsylvania called the Quaker Steak and Lube which does exactly this. I didn't try it. I won't even eat Subway from a gas station. It tastes like petrol.
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"I'd like to buy a couple and then retire."
Retire! Get it? Re-tire. ROFL.
[sheds tear of joy]
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I'm guessing that the "optional" questions actually had a "decline to answer" in the dropdown.