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I want a sex rubber mat with my crisco.
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The WordWeb one is probably not an error. The vendor just wants people to be more eco-friendly and is willing to offer use of their software in exchange.
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Jim L. must be an American. They haven't quite discovered the environment yet.
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And that's the real WTF.
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Make them eco friendly by forcing them to use planes even more? Clue: I live in the UK, I don't make four flights a year.
If that was the intention then a "not more than" would have been a better idea.
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Make them eco friendly by forcing them to use planes even more? Clue: I live in the UK, I don't make four flights a year.
If that was the intention then a "not more than" would have been a better idea.
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I thought it was "space lord motherfucker".
Anyone have any thoughts on what exactly got translated into "give cones change the machine" so many times?
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What's the difference between "at most four flights" and "not more than four flights"?
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Yes, the WordWeb licence is definitely intended to be that way. See
http://wordweb.info/free/licence.html and http://wordweb.info/free/licence_discuss.html
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Attempt 2:
Yes, the WordWeb licence is definitely intended to be that way. See
http://wordweb.info/free/licence.html and http://wordweb.info/free/licence_discuss.html
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It looks like it's referring to the number of ports on the switch - 5, 8, 16, or 24 ports. No idea what specific terminology they used to get that phrase though.
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It's a shame so few network switches have support for Fast Ether Lord Fucking Net Ascending.
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At least that way you know what's going on.
Instead of letting you enter your details through an encrypted connection only for them to be forwarded for processing through an unencrypted email. Not unheard of when the order is processed in a shop or warehouse that has an existing CC processor.
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GIVE CONES CHANGE THE MACHINE!
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Why was Jim L. confused?
Now I am confused...
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Yeah. Somewhat similar stuff exists in the Hacktivismo license. It claims that no Hactivismo licensed program can be used to violate human rights. Though the intent is noble, I doubt it does any good. Anyone ready to violate human rights isn't actually a prime candidate to respect software licensing terms.
Read all about it here: http://www.hacktivismo.com/about/hessla.php
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Two Ls screw around on sex rubber mat. The fast ether lord fucking net ascending for linking. Installing method similar is quite Zen-like. Do cones change the machine have buddha nature?
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Ah, yes, I remember him well...
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What if I use electrical devices that consume more power than Biggest 30 tile? Am I still allowed to use WordWeb for free?
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Ah, I misread and thought he was saying we had to take 4 flights a year
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From the last Error'd:
"a fast ether lord fucking net"
Fucking nets with a fast ether lord doesn't look like a good thing.
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What happens in the 10% of cases where there is coagulation?
I assume it involves relinquishing all of your cones and changing some machine...
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So, what... the planes only fly when I do?
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GIVES CONES CHANGE THE MACHINE should be the new ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
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In fact I think it can be inserted into all that dialogue:
what happen? somebody set up us the bomb! we get signal gentlemen, all your base are belong to us you are on the way to destruction what you say! give cones change the machine! you have no chance to survive make your time take off every sig! link a fast ether lord fucking net ascending for great justice
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Read about the FSF's take on said license: http://www.fsf.org/licensing/essays/hessla.html
As to wordweb - apparently, students or the registered disabled can be unsustainable. Now's the time to sign up for those underwater basket weaving classes!
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Jim L, what's confusing about choosing mass transit?
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What is it with Chinese translations and the F-word?
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When you fly, you contribute to the demand that, in turn, causes planes to fly.
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No, seriously, not joking! Here's Language Log's post on the matter.
Still not entirely sure how that applies to fast Ethernet sentence, though. Maybe there was 'doing' somewhere else in the sentence and it somehow got transplanted in the midst of translation?
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Someone's selling fast ether lord fucking nets?
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Does flying 120 to 300 people at a time emit more CO2 than those 120 to 300 people driving to their destination?
For trans-oceanic flights, does flying across the Atlantic or Pacific ocean emit more CO2 per person than taking a ship? (And not everyone has the time luxury of being able to cruise across an ocean.)
Or are we supposed to stay on the continent that we were born on, and never travel across an ocean?
Speaking of which, many researchers claim that a "well-to-wheels" (or "field-to-wheels") analysis shows that hydrogen and ethanol take more energy in their entire production, transportation, and storage lifetimes than they provide in available energy, while hydrocarbons provide more than they take.
Strange.
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I thought he used to be a girl called Beth, and now his playground is the world...
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According to the license, you are allowed to fly to another continent twice a year.
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That makes a lot of sense. Otherwise it would seem to speak poorly of (a) the level of Chinese speakers or, (b) their perception of the level of English speakers..
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Physics and environment characteristic
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Notice how on the left side there is a "4" and on the right side there is a "1"? Methinks that this is only 1 side of the page and there is twice the goodness for pages 2 and 3 on the other side.
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Just make sure to watch out for the glue on your sex rubber mat.
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I didn't think ethernet wires were ever [pure] iron, wouldn't think that would be better than, oh say, copper.
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That Crisco box must be made for surfing porn
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Wonder if I can get a boxed version of their software to run over repeatedly with my Explorer.
I think it would be fitting.
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I'm guessing;
"Give cones change the machine"
Has something to do with screws or another fastener, because they're given as common measurements of inches (which, btw, is evil compared to metric).
Maybe something like torsion screws (is that a real thing, I'm not sure?), where 'give' means how much stress they can handle, and I guess they're cone-shaped (really long pointy cones with almost no curvature lengthwise). And when do you use them? - when you need to 'change the machine' (take it apart, swear at it, try to put the give cones back, then realize its a piece of junk, smash it with a hammer, and buy a real product).
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Yes, and there is a real nice statement about "hair switch" that I am not sure I want to try.
Switch the machine contents the development super-speed saving machine, adopt to save to turn hair work mode. Will save to turn the hair switch to save with dynamic inside the allotment combination together, to insure the buffer to is assigned to availably each connect; the adoption discharge controls(802.3X), making deliver with receive the node a data discharge get the control, keeping data pack from throwing to lose. Detect the equipments appearance connected automatically, install velocity and work modes automatically.
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I'm tired of these motherfuckin' ether lords on this motherfuckin' net.
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Hey, just ask Senator Larry Craig!