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That application needs at least half a dozen more buttons on it to be truly enterprisey.
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I get up, UP! and nothing gets me down! (except of course, the lack of error handling, weird data types and general pointlessness of the program!)
You just gotta rooollll with the exceptions, to get to what's real (or was that supposed to be int? boolean? anyone?)
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Who is Eddie and why should we care whether or not he likes unicorns?
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3 state boolean!
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No cornify. No amusing comments. Random spans with a songtitle class that don't do anything.
Remy, you disappoint!
Also, this WTF was. That's about it.
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A bookmarklet for today:
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I agree. I can do without the cornify (which apparently was because Eddie doesn't like unicorns), but at least with all of those songtitles, do something more with them like make it open the corresponding wikipedia page if you "accidentally" clicked on one.
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It's pretty sad that I'm 23 and I'm The One that gets the references. Fools.
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Someone ahem caused the easter eggs to go away. They're back.
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TRWTF is agile development. The hat thing is considered a best practice in Scrum.
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It's times like this that leave the plebes longing for a paper system.
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Heh, buggier than a swamp in Panama. I'll have to remember that one.
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At least that's what I do.
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I agree. If he doesn't want to get cornified, then he shouldn't click on the trigger. As an aside, I do like the idea of different "tricks" for Remy's posts. It keeps it fresh; but I would hope the comments get whittier as they were before (just my one cent -- hey, it's a recession!).
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I for one welcome our new unicorn overlords.
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Same here. I found the article more amusing for all the embedded song names than for the actual content.
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There is a button labeled: "Assign File Number (Number) to File Number (Text) for all matters with blank File Number (Text)" WTF does that mean?!!!
Does the "Update All Matter Status" button tap into Quantum Physics?
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Eddie Van Halen doesn't like unicorns?
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For those who hadn't noticed a click on "Primary Key Not Found!" highlights all of the song titles.
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And if you turn up the volume to max, you can hear Satan singing.
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They probably also excluded duplicate request before putting them in the hat. After all, if you give higher chance to features requested by lots of customers, it's not fair.
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/obscure?
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Just did a view-source and had to report on this line:
Signed on as
I confess to being the perpetrator of a few farticles myself during the course of a so-far pretty eventful life.
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It looks like something designed & implemented in 1983 with a new UI stuck on in the 90's. Seems that the programmers were strangers to the idea of transactions & locking. Is VisualFoxPro like Access? I've never used it, but their implementation sounds like the sort of dodgy ISAM db that gets corrupted & you have to manually re-key it periodically & it takes ages. This sort of story is really depressing - the shit was on version fucking ten! How much cash have those tossers trousered for getting it wrong over & over? Bastards.
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Call these incompetents out as you see them. This is LEAP legal software http://www.leap.com.au/
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The thread from yesterday reminded me of Irish girl and now I miss her. We need a new mascot [image]
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And why does someone called Akismet say that the above is Spam?
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what
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It is...it is green.
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My fiancee works for a big law firm. They wrote their own software (and it is actually not bad). If JUMP is representative of the available COTS legal software, it would certainly explain why they did that.
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It appears to be...green.