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The real WTF: two copies of the same $0 account suspension
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(Askimet gains another unfan)
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TRWTF is charging an asses fee on an ATM amchine. You'd think that was part of the standard service.
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And two slightly different images.
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Bah. The banks have to assess how much they can gouge you for, before they actually come out with the amount. Kind of like how used car salesmen always open with the question "How much are you willing to spend?", so they know what sort of commission they are shooting for. Don't any of you know how banks work these days?
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They just wanted to make sure that you have a copy that you can print out and tape to your monitor so that you don't forget your password.
You could also argue that this is a security mechanism against someone trying to hijack your account and change your password without you knowing it, in which case there should be a link somewhere for reporting unauthorized password changes (which also allows you to set up a new password, which leads to yet another e-mail with your new extra-secure password for you to print out and tape to your monitor)
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That patient portal is so secure that they can't disclose the location.
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Yes - as stated, you owe them $0.00. The good news is, you don't need to pay since the service is Free.
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All the Lenovo drivers seem to work that way. The installer you thought you were running was just an overly fancy archive extractor that extracted the installer to a temp^H^H^H^Hpermanent location on the hard drive.
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None - as stated, you owe them nothing. The bad news is, you need to have paid this in the year double-zero.
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Let me guess: The real WTF is Micro$oft Office. Amirite?
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I'm missing something on the Office one. It looks like he has 32-bit Access installed, but 64-bit versions of other Office apps, and was trying to install one big Office suite over everything without uninstalling the others first. Doesn't seem like a WTF.
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I think he was trying to install MS Project over an Office installation. Project is not part of Office. And it is not unusual to have Access installation separate from office installations. Also, you should be able to install different versions of Office on the same machine. I have done this in the past.
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Brian, get out of the way, you're making a disgraceful shadow on the ... screen picture... ?! wtf !
So it was not a screen capture. Shouldn't we assume a "wooden-table" kind of poster ? here on TDWTF ?!
This world is just falling into pieces.
--- edit : oh Hum... ok it's not exactly a screen. BUT FUCKING MOVE YOUR ASS FROM HERE, ANYWAY !
So, yes, I'm TRWTF of my own comment. What a thrill.
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I didn't allowed you to talk, worm
Return to your basement
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On a completely unrelated topic: is it just me or are ALL Indian developers shite?
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I'm shocked no one has commented on the Redbud sign.
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Welcome to the future.
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Ty: You take drugs, Danny? Danny: Every day. Ty: Good. Then what's your problem? Danny: <shrugs> I dunno...
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More pertinently, perhaps - it looks like the amount of the fee overflowed the field, so I'd guess the fee is over $100. Thank G(h)od the bank isn't gouging you for using their effing machine!
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Look, it's a pink tree. No one's going to want that in their yard, except maybe that zune retard. But once you get one you can't remove it: they tell you right up front DO NOT REMOVE. So I'd avoid it if I were you.
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Look closely Adam Thompson -- the email message with the password says extra line breaks were removed. That's why my password is nothing but fourteen line breaks. It is a safety feature that prevents it from being emailed.
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This is an important message notification from the .
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Please visit us online at http:// and click on Patient Portal to view the update.
Please do not reply to this message. All replies must be made via our secure web portal.
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I don't think I'd get a test tree anyway - I'd buy one from production.
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The service suspension message says please contact us as soon as possible... by replying to [email protected]?
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Just like no two fingerprints are the same, no two installations of Lenovo Fingerprint Software are ever the same. So you may want to install it as many times as it takes to get a working version.
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Well, Brendan, did you go online as you were instructed? And did you click on Patient Portal? Don't blame your inability to follow a simple procedure on others. Sounds to me like you do have a sleephealth problem after all.
(You mean your computer doesn't automatically go to our portal when you click on the intertube thingie? Mine does. And I thought everybody's computer would work just like mine.)
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Looks like a redbud tree to me. We have lots of them around here. Very pretty in spring.
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Oh wait...
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