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Queue comments about how Linux is so much better than all that GUI stuff in Windows and how you're so much better by having to type 'sudo rm -rf /' instead of CTRL+A, + Boss Hand Slap + Enter.
I wonder if the subsequent virii removed the previous ones or just chained the infection?
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Frist. Bill Frist.
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"Guillermo juggled a set of contracts with local businesses that needed help, but couldn't afford a full time network administrator."
Guillermo couldn't afford a full time network administrator?
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You mean he was too cheap to hire a full time network administrator. Wait, that's not how the sentence was intended to read?
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Run ALL the things?
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So he accidentally attempted to launch 10,000 programs/viruses/whatever.
Don't recent versions of windows figure out that you probably didn't do it on purpose and ask if that's what you really want to do before blindly doing it?
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I guess he was running a special version of windows which didn't say "are you sure you want to run all 10,000 of these files at the same time".
Also, about that time where he was working for 6 companies at once.. at the same time.. sounds like someone might not have been filling in their time sheet correctly.
What a moran.
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So I'm confused here. He selected all the emails in the quarantine folder, which had infected attachments, then accidentally opened the messages. Check. I'm just missing the part where this is necessarily a bad thing, i.e. his computer becomes infected or something like that.
How does this lead to running the infected attachments? Is his email software so insecure that it a) opens attachments upon message reading, or b) shows remote images and scripts in html messages even when they're in the specific quarantine folder?
Do this in Gmail, Thunderbird, Yahoo mail, many university webmail interfaces, etc, even on just your inbox, and all you see is text, a list of links to download the attachments, and a button to show remote content. (unless you've whitelisted the sender)
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FTA:
The files were on the servers filesystem in a quarantine folder. This is not referring to emails with attachments in a mail client inbox.
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He didn't open the messages, he opened the quarantined attachments.
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My confusion is why he was letting a large number of incoming and outgoing emails continue. It sounds like there was a hijacked system acting as a spam repeater. You'd think this would be something to investigate and fix.
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So, just to get this straight: There was a virus scanner that had all of the email-found viruses quarantined, but not a virus scanner that checked file system access?
B0rked.
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Read the example file name again. What do you think a file named hotxxx1.jpg contains? Now imagine opening up 10,000 of these files while your boss is looking.
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I wish all you ivory tower wannabes would get off your high horses. Enter is delete! Do you even know what Enter means? It means to put in. Delete is a in. Now STFU.
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Even better "sudo rm -rf . /" vs "sudo rm -rf ./"... yeah that happen to me once. The server was never the same again.
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The phrase is "cue" comments. The metaphor we are suggesting here is that of a play, with you as the director, and you believe it is now time for the pro-Linux comments to come in. So you give the cue.
The more you know....
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you missed the .exe
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Read the example file name one last time.
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"Queue" is fine. Line 'em up, one after the other.
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Because virii!
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If you want something done right, lock your boss in the tape safe before you do it yourself.
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Isn't the plural of virus "viridae"?
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It's clearly viruses.
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Even GUI Linux would have been better in this instance. It isn't going to run a file as a executable simply because of the file name. You have to set the executable bit.
Thus do this exact same thing on a linux box and you have to go out of your way to screw up, on windows all you need is to fit enter.
Granted that does mean that Windows, Just Works.
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I don't get to see these marvels, because I use gmail for my personal mail and my work has spam filters that catch all of this stuff, so I'm just guessing here, but I would suspect that these files actually do show an image. If they didn't, the dumbass user who opens up the file might start to wonder why "hotxxx.jpg" (extensions are hidden by default under windows, yeah?) doesn't open up, and they might maybe figure out that something was up.
So among other things, yeah, I would guess that this might try to show 10,000 images of improbable acts of copulation. (In addition to installing 10,000 pieces of malicious code.)
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*cue
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Doesn't "XXX" stand for "whiskey?"
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The plural of "virus" is "viruses".
There are several reasons:
Captcha: aliquam. Appropriate.
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If this was an OS X server, Enter would have just renamed the files.
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Why yes, yes it does.
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Why yes, yes it does.
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Why yes, yest it does.
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See?! Too much whiskey and I am slurring my speech.
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Unfortunately, the anti-virus software prevents the pretty images of fornication in addition to teh e-vil codez
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or gunpowder.
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Unicorn-virii on Ctrl + A
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It stands for Amsterdam. [image] http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/nl-amsdm.html
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The plural of virus is wiruz, because you get them from warez.
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Even if there were, it would be "viri", as "virii" would be the plural of "virius".
Although, if "virus" were a fourth-declension noun as opposed to the more usual second-declension, its plural would be "virus" where the "-us" is long, the pronunciation being something like "viroose", which I presume could be a colossal great illness with antlers.
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Or it could be like beer (6X, XXXX etc.) but a little weaker than you want.
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Like zuneisis, you mean?
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Damn you, Wales. You beat me to it and I didn't read it till I'd already posted. Respect.
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You are so sheltered. Wanna take a walk on the wild side?
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