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I do that. But it's mostly a warning, akin to "you're not expected to understand this".
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TRWTF: Every single one of those many, many variables is global.
WOULD YOU DO IT IN C?!
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Yes.
Normally when I complement someone on a book / article / piece of code that they wrote that I thought was exceptional, I’m just trying to draw attention to how clever I am. It’s not to draw extra attention to what they wrote, or even just to let them know that there are people who thought it was good. It’s all about me.
I tried to fool you all, and tried to appear genuine by posting with an anonymous name (not that I am registered) on a website where nobody knows me… but you saw through my disguise :)
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on a more serious note, examples like this one make one appreciate the usefullness of a thing as simple as timestamps.
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So.... tries to remember boolean algebra classes... neither had no clue....hmmm.
I got it! .... both Tony and his boss know about version control?
Aren't pedantic programmers great.... actually, I would say that the comment doesn't say anything either way about version control. You don't have to use versioning metadata in your file.
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The problem with TDD is that developers hunger for the light to turn green; forget about things like systems design. It's marketing, really.
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No! The French proposed Metric Time, but it expands small units and contracts the larger ones. The distortion would confuse people from Astronomers to Payroll Clerks.
1 s = 1 second 100 s = 1 Hecto-second ~ 1 + 2/3 minutes (60 s + 40 s) 1000 s = 1 kilo-second ~ 1 + 2/3 hours (about 60 min + 40 min) 10,000 = 10 kilo-seconds < 1 day 20 kilo-seconds ~ 1 day - 2 kilo-second < 1 day
You write a function to transform time to metric! Also, see the failed metric angle, Gradient.
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You would probably like my Metric Clock Application. The code probably has lots of WTFs, but it works... 100000 seconds each day, 100 in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 10 hours a day. My kids actually got used to it...
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I've seen passwords MD5-encrypted in the JS "submit" event!
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