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In what world is a system that implodes the moment you so much as look at it, a "success story"?
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It looks like the author never spell checked before deploying post.
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I would have guessed that a LineFeed conversion was in play to change the file size before the test was run.
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Let that be a lesson to you, young man. Never change anything. Anywhere. Ever. You may break something.
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I don't know, it looks to me like the article is incomplete. I think there must be one or two phrases missing before "To make matters worse...".
It just feels weird to have someone say "I will let [him] explain:" followed by "to make matters worse", which indicates that the explanation happened but didn't lay out all the WTFery involved.
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try { Application.run(); } catch(Exception e) { Assert.fail(e.getMessage()); } // 100% coverage
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Either my coffee isn't as strong as usual, or there's something missing from this story. I can't find the promised explanation.
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I think that was sarcasm. Maybe.
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Unicorns. That's what's missing.
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Skynet?
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No unicorns. I am sad. And disappointed. And sad. And cofveve.
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oh, they just THOUGHT is was a success because "it passed the tests"...but the tests were completely meaningless!
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If it implodes before it gets to prod, it's a Great Success.
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In what world is a system that implodes the moment you so much as look at it, a "success story"?
Quantum physics?
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There should be an A/B test on the unicorn/non-unicorn version of the site.
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In spite of the never tested covfefe