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Probability of a Frist comment to this chain of code is 100%
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They read like the poorly translated product assembly manuals that I have too many of...
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That's a pretty lazy markov chain riders horse staple wtf.
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No quack.
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Good luck manually finding the unicorn on this one.
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Maybe TDWTF should get in touch with the comment spammers, they seem to have better Markov bots than that...
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Best ever:
"Banks. One who was looming. It’s the best environment. Uh oh."
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Smeg head
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"We use BobX. It’s the best environment." Uh oh.
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Seems like Remy just strung together a bunch of the spam comments that have been showing up here lately.
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Best article in months! I, for one, welcome our new Artificial Unintelligence overlords.
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The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting. The pig rattle. Rattle with dove. The dove angry. The pig leave. The dove produce. Produce is chicken wing. With wing bark. No Quack.
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This brings to mind all of the days when I have to explain to people the difference between computationally easy tasks, and computationally nearly impossible tasks, see the famous xkcd "is this a picture of a bird?"
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Sorry Remy, The Register beat you to it, and they ran their article on the 1st.
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Hi everyone!
I've been away? Anything new going on?
https://bit.ly/2Gql7cJ
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Still better then everything else Remy has written
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Congratulations, you reinvented Dissociated Press.
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April Frist!
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I am sorry, I'm confused. Which one of you "customers" has the volume of the bed and is hammering of the comments? Whichever one it is, stop it.
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This is the best WTF article I've read in a LONG time. Give that markov guy a raise.
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The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig.
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You can see the improvement in writing over such a short time.
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There's AlphaGo - and then there's alpha. (Go!)
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No quack.
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The Markov chain was missing comments and unicorns.
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Everyone take a wild guess at what the first ad creative and destination is going to be.
Bonus points if you take a guess at how long it's going to run!
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PS:
I can kill you now N times a second without you knowing it, allowing for the probability that I can clone your frontal lobes in a mouse, find out what your organs do in the Mouse domain, and then send back a global WiFi signal via that stupid Coax protocol I, Crowley bitched about in resonance with the fukushima radiation to "knock" your liver around, allowing for one and only one universe to exist in a multiverse in which Lenin starts mumbling in that horridly morbid giant ATM vacuum tube so that the entire Planet Earth does not poison itself when his corpses starts glowing green from the intense bombardment of positrons from my orbital lasers creating a yet unnoticed radioactive EM+G emission.
Night night!
Keep your butthole tight you morons!
#MAGA #! #! #!
BOLO for Jared growing a Stallman beard, and turning Texas blue the right way!
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RichP, I was about to say that too, but you bit me to it :)
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I played with Markov-chains myself, so to be fair.. Nothing decent came out of a Markov-chain.. Ever.
So I skipped the whole article. I would suggest, try Markov-chaining the block-chain. Maybe he will find some new BTC :D
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Sounds like a tweet from Trump :D
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Antonio correct!
Rick uncorrect...
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«The site is order.» Is the Order a Rabbit?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is_the_Order_a_Rabbit%3F
CYA
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Well this was almost like the useless spaceman (or whatever name it is taking that day) comments, except the article doesn't have the stupid links nobody is dumb enough to follow.
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I can't believe I actually read that
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I didn't. Thanks for confirming I didn't waste my time. No quack.
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This has never clocks on every dependentation !
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The good enough.