• spadgas (unregistered)

    Happy frist day

  • Anon (unregistered)

    With the exception of Ode to CSS ( which genuinely made me lol) these all sucked hairy man-ass

  • anonymous (unregistered)

    On the nth GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Twelve split pages "IE eleven not supported" Ten web fonts Nine stock pics Eight social buttons Seven auctioned iframes Six polyfills A five second wait Four megs of bundles Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text.

    Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/7hix0f All credit goes to /u/ZoDalek

  • (nodebb)

    Of course, for those of old enough to remember, The Worm Before Christmas would fit this theme, but won't fit in this comment box. :(

  • (nodebb)

    Oh come all ye shameful, clueless and disgruntled! Oh come ye, oh come ye to code review; Come and behold it: Your approach is stupid. Oh come, let us abhor it, Oh come, let us abhor it, Oh come, let us abhor it, Your program's code.

    Addendum 2017-12-27 03:13: (Verse lines mangled by overzealous software)

  • markm (unregistered)

    The Twelve Days should end with something "in a B-tree".

  • (nodebb) in reply to markm

    An index, perhaps?

  • (nodebb)

    "Work over break" ==> One-finger greeting, AKA "See Figure One".

  • (nodebb)

    "Work over break" ==> One-finger greeting, AKA "See Figure One".

  • (nodebb)

    "Work over break" ==> One-finger greeting, AKA "See Figure One".

  • (nodebb)

    Bah, UI that doesn't react ==> triple triple triple post post post.

  • Angus (unregistered)

    completely lacking in unicorns :(

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