• Remy (disco)
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  • RaceProUK (disco)
    Remy:
    Paula is really freaking out today, for some reason.
    She's been on the fritz for a while now…
  • accalia (disco) in reply to RaceProUK
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  • Yamikuronue (disco)
    Remy:
    for some reason.

    Did you approach her at the urinal? That might do it.

  • Matt_Westwood (disco)

    ... and tried to play tic-tac-toe on her stretch-marks as well, I bet, that's enough to freak out anybody.

  • PJH (disco)
    Remy:
    Paula is really freaking out today, for some reason.

    Have you told her to try port 443 instead of port 80?

  • boomzilla (disco) in reply to Yamikuronue
    Yamikuronue:
    Remy:
    for some reason.

    Did you approach her at the urinal? That might do it.

    There's something extra awkward about that...

  • Boner (disco) in reply to boomzilla

    They don't call her "amazing" for nothing.

  • BobbyTables (disco)

    OK, I know I've read this story before but I can't remember if it was here or not. If it was (which I strongly suspect it was) I can't seem to find it.

  • flabdablet (disco)

    thump squeeze squeeze squeeze "How's it going?"

    /me turns, stares boss in the eye while pissing on his leg "It's raining. I'll clear my desk."

  • PJH (disco) in reply to boomzilla
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  • Vault_Dweller (disco) in reply to BobbyTables

    I also have a strong feeling of déjà vu...

  • RaceProUK (disco) in reply to PJH
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  • Luhmann (disco) in reply to RaceProUK

    :hanzo:

    I was just reading the short from that book

  • Maciejasjmj (disco) in reply to RaceProUK
    RaceProUK:
    How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Travelling

    This sub-sub-title was brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

  • ceo (disco) in reply to BobbyTables

    I've heard a slightly different story about what has to be the same boss. It was from a female IT employee who was doing some work on the guy's laptop and discovered (big surprise here) that the disk was full of porn... sorted into folders based on which female employees the women in the images looked like. She was all ready to storm into his office the next morning, throw the laptop at him and quit, but that was the day he turned out to have gone on the lam.

  • accalia (disco) in reply to ceo

    hmm..... that's appeared on this site before too.

    someone with better google-fu than i can probably find it...

  • Maciejasjmj (disco)
    Remy:
    Paula is really freaking out today

    We can debug her. We have the technology.

  • hungrier (disco) in reply to accalia
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  • accalia (disco) in reply to hungrier

    that's the one, yes.

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