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Edit Admin
Either this:
or this:
Because as written, it's the mock-archaic equivalent of:
which makes my teeth itch. And it should, to match the original proverb ("Pride cometh before the fall."), be "come/cometh" instead of "go/goeth".
Admin
Anyway, it wasn't his pay check.
Edit Admin
I spent part of my IT career as a vendor to police departments.
Holding up the pay checks for a group of people who're professionally comfortable with violence is not a wise move.
Edit Admin
More seriously, though, this is ARWTF. Even if we don't know the fine-grained minute-to-minute details of what he's doing, we should at least have a general idea. And why wasn't the consultant's code subject to even a cursory code-review before it went into (dis-)service?
Edit Admin
"And why wasn't the consultant's code subject to even a cursory code-review" Because he was the HPC (highly paid consultant), that's why.
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I've never done IT for police, but the phone bill generating program that I inherited once upon a time had a bug that made it sometimes produce a "detailed bill" (i.e. listing every call made) when the customer hadn't requested it.
The story told is that one time this led to a guy's wife discovering he was having an affair, and he showed up to the customer service center with a machete. Happened before I was there, and we were doing a complete re-write anyways, so I never did track down that bug.
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Why was Wayne the only one who knew about the backups? That's another WTF.
Admin
Let who among us who hasn't deleted a whole column from a production database and rebuilt it quickly so nobody noticed cast the first stone...
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It's quite possible that others than Wayne also knew about the backups, and maybe it even was documented properly, but - nobody cared. As long as things work, nobody "needs to know" how they work, and then, in a case of accident, nobody "really knows" what to do, even if there's a big red binder labeled "Emergency Procedures" sitting on the shelf right infront of them. "How am I supposed to know? That's not my job! I pay others to do it! Now run, make it work right now!"
Edit Admin
Verily, thou art a scholar and a gentleman!