Lyle Seaman

That's What I Want

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First up with the money quote, Peter G. remarks "Hi first_name euro euro euro, look how professional our marketing services are! "


Perverse Perseveration

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Lincoln KC repeated "I never knew Bank of America Bank of America Bank of America was among the major partners of Bank of America."


Three Blinded Mice

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...sent us five wtfs. And so on anon.

Item the first, an anon is "definitely not qualified" for this job. "These years of experience requirements are getting ridiculous."


Cruel Brittanica

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"No browser is the best browser," opines Michael R. sarcastically as per usual for tdwtf. "Thank you for suggesting a browser. FWIW: neither latest Chrome, Safari, Firefox, Opera work. Maybe I should undust my Netscape."


When All You Have is a Nail

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...everything looks like a hammer.

"Where is this plane?" wondered erffrfez (hope I spelled that right), explaining "I was on a flight across Aus, and noticed that the back of seat display doesn't seem to know exactly where the plane is. There are two places where 'distance to destination' is displayed. They never matched and the difference varied through the flight." I have a suspicion this is related to the January 20 WTF.


Spacetime Anomalies

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Do we need better verb tenses to describe a counterfactual present from the future perspective? Any trained linguists in the audience, please helped out.

Reinier B. will wonder "Does this mean my cloud storage plan never expires? Or does it expire every day at noon? It's an obvious phishing mail though."


Some Southern Exposure

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Never let it be said that we at TDWTF dish it out and can't take it.

Morgan immediately dished "I'm not sure what date my delivery will arrive but I will {PlanToBeAtHomeWhenItDoes}. "


Chicken Feed

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"Zero balance due now!" shouted davethepirate "To be fair, I had disputed a charge on a bill and they finally relented which should have actually resulted in them owing me $1.01, but I'm happy with the win." I'm sure yarr.


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