"I tried to commit to SVN but unfortunately, this C++ is bad. Bad, bad, bad C++ this!," writes Alex.
"Oh, thank goodness! I can use them in the freezer after all!" writes Kurt.
Martin T. wrote, "Sorry Facebook, I'll have to get back to you on the gender of my business."
"Looks like I'll have to become a vegetarian, vegan, or develop a nut allergy if I want to attend this particular conference," writes Dan S.
"I tried to exit an unresponsive Oracle installer. Apparently I'm not allowed to do that," laments Stephan.
"Wait...so, 'Sign Up Complete' doesn't mean what I think it means??" asks a very confused John Vrbanac.
Nikolaj W. wrote, "155th of December...only in Asutria I guess!"