Alright everybody: the clock is winding down on The Daily WTF's contest: The Olympiad of Misguided Geeks Part 2 sponsored by our friends at New Relic. Only 2 days left until the deadline!
Now, if you haven't started on an entry then I suggest that you get a move on. Remember - we aren't interested in an "epic win" level of quality ...we want your greatest EPIC FAIL. Your entry doesn't have to be the grandest affair - and there are runner-up prizes available too - so the solution you cook up at the last minute might steal the show!
Just in case you're lacking some inspiration, check out this entry that our own Remy Porter cooked up and posted on our Daily WTF Google+ feed the other day.
While we don't want submissions in impossible to read or understand languages, that doesn't mean we can't build demos of what it might look like.
So, without further ado, here's an entry in Brainf*ck.
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Try it for yourself here.