Franz K. anonymously ponders the meaning of existence after this encounter
Deep thinker Pascal wagers he knows the difference between something and nothing
"I tried 1234 and it worked! exclaims bruncher Daryl D.
Chrononaut Paul T. highlights the nth hardest problem in computer science: "I've seen plenty of inaccurate progress meters, but never quite like this"
"I guess I can throw Trugreen's a few picopence to round up to 38!" flushes big spender Robert H. while we all sob silently in BCD.