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On the other hand, there are plenty of loose screws at Dell, so they were probably offered at competitive prices.
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Oh William, far be it from the people at DELL to contact their suppliers and advise them of any wastage. No, let's commend them for being brain dead. But have a good day... JB
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We ordered a new Dell desktop, the dimensions of which were about 1ft wide by 2ft long.
The box it came in could have held four identical desktops, stacked 2x2. It now belongs to the neighbour's kids (8 & 5 yrs) who can sit in it quite comfortably.
CAPTCHA: paratus
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When I got married, Williams-Sonoma sent me 3 rubber spatulas someone had bought off of my registry in a gigantic box, each one of the spatulas wrapped in a ridiculous amount of paper. That was so annoying... Way to go, Dell!
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no, just use green painting and its ok.
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Or, and I'm just throwing this out there. There could be a bucket of screws. A person could then count 65 screws and put said screws into 1 bag, then mail. I really doubt the time to count out 65 screws could take longer then to count out 65 bags and mail away. But what do I know..
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I just want to be clear that the president of the packaging manufactures of America posted on here, saying that screw manufacturers are going to destroy their margin by using unneeded packacking.
Ohhhh its a joke. I get it... (I hope)
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So what you're saying is that the manufacturers are idiots, not dell?
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The problem with that is that you are accepting a total lack of thought about the type of product being packaged. How do you damage a screw, other than stripping the head? on-size-fits-all really doen't fit anything.
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I love the fact that William Higgins is the name of a "happy" "prawn" film director.
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Royal Mail do charge based on volume as well as weight.
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Of course, the reason this happens is that otherwise they'd have to trust the warehouse staff to decide what needed padding and what didn't. So they pad and package everything separately.
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More on The Register...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/29/aboxalypse_now/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/18/hp_packaging/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/23/enormouse/
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Alternatively you can be home all day and the postman doesn't even try the doorbell but leaves the message claiming you weren't in. >:(
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On the plus side, just think of how much more cardboard than usual went to recycling that day.
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How about putting all the small individual plastic bag in the same envelope then?
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While true that it is not effective for all companies to design custom packaging, it is ludicrous to suggest, as you have, that Dell receives from its supplier each screw in a separate bag. Further, it is very silly indeed to say that placing only one screw can in each package is anything like efficient or green. Placing multiple screws in one standard-size package is clearly the most reasonable solution.
At least you were kind enough to show why you are biased: try to sell as much packaging as you possibly can!
Tom Grimes, Ph.D.
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Is there any particular reason why you felt the need to mention your Ph.D.? You do realize you are replying to a joke, right? Oh, and I added the quote for you so people can tell what your going on about. I bet they didn't teach you that at your fancy university, did they? Your not too bright, are you?
William Higgins, B.S.
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So you're telling me that the manufacturer ships these screws in a single box each? Do they have too much storage space?
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apparently, you don't have the finest humour yourself when you feel offended... you jealous of the PhD? unresolved issues with it? sounds like you have something there...
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I ordered some I2C digital temperature sensors from Texas Instruments, in SOT-23 form.
This is how they turned up: http://www.danneh.org/gallery3/other/Crazy-Packaging
Unbelievable!
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You don't deal with electronic components very often, do you? That's pretty much standard.
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One possible issue with selling screws in packs of 10 is that some IT budget people may be asking questions about why someone in IT ordered a pack of 10 screws when they only needed one (it doesn't matter what the costs are, its the fact that they bought more of something than they actually needed to do the job)
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You joke, but those envelopes are completely insecure. I would not have shippe that package without adding at least a bakers dozen worth of styrofoam peanuts. Of course, the best method for shipping screws is to take them out of their packaging, fill a bow with sand, and embed them deep within. But unfortunately sand reminds people too much of the beach and so CEOs typically steal it all for their private in office volleyball teams.
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Then there are the shipping screw-ups. Two that I have been the recipient of:
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I think the screws were provided as back-up. The original screws were screwed to the boxes they came in, to avoid packing!
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The winner for me is NetApp for sending a 1m square box inside which, lovingly cradled in bubble wrap and peanuts, was a single letter size sheet of paper.
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At least they didn't insist on using Pelican cases and settled on cardboard boxes instead LOL
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TRWTF is walmart registers not supporting multiples greater than 6. (ok, and me working at walmart)
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That is how I have my spaghetti delivered -- each noodle individually wrapped then shipped in its own priority mail crate.
Daniel Foxworthy Billingston III CEO, Institute of Exigent Malignity
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Courageously? Wow, how brave. You should package Dell a Medal Of Honor, so brave is their non-action lining your pockets.
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"Dell courageously just uses the package the screws already come in from their hardware supplier."
Dell are heroes.
Hilliam Biggins
President- Manufacturing Packagers of America
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Yes. Yes. We are using this quote...sometime in life.
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Yes. Yes. We are using this quote...sometime in life.
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Yo Dawg, I read your quote in the quote section so I put the quote in my quote section of my quote paper for quotes
<3 Kelly!!!
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They have to ship out tiny stuff like this in this fashion because the rate of theft by mailworkers or packing folk is extremely high for small mail order items.
Things like Memory Cards, Batteries, etc that could just be pocketed without so much a notice can be sold fairly easily and quickly.
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President- Packaging Manufacturers of America
I think your opinion is slightly biased.
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I think this is how Dell solves the Knapsack Problem - just use one size of container for everything no matter how small it is!