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It really was the neo-cons that caused the 'accident'.
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The truffle shuffle.
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Years ago I worked for a 911 dispatch agency, and just before I left, we began preparations for relocating the center. It was an exercise in frustration. In addition to management's obvious assumption that they could just back a truck up to the door and load up desks, and have the dispatchers report to the new place the next morning, we had these technical marvels:
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I gotta say, I don't think Halon, sprinklers, or even an air-free environment would have done a damn thing to save those machines.
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This whole incident gives new meaning to the term "Firewall".
You can all groan now.
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What would you suggest they use to clean up the mess?
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He's got it covered: Jesus Saves.
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They had pressurized acetylene tanks next to the computers. The explosion opened the building to the air. Inert gas or foam fire suppression systems might not have stopped it.
In general, store explosive items away from anything valuable. This includes harmless fertilizer, also known as ammonium nitrate.
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Hi, it's my story/event, so I'll try to answer a few questions:
No, unfortunately, there aren't any other pictures, that one was taken with my crappy VGA camera phone that night, the closeup pics are all black. The following day they blocked off the whole area, as someone decided that a gaping hole in a load-bearing wall probably wan't helping the building stay up.
Those aren't much good if you a lack a server to put them on. We did use them once we had jurry-rigged a network and replaced half a dozen routers to get it work a little. They were stored in the same building, but at least they were stored in "the vault" in the basement. I've never actually seen "the vault", so I can only hope it wasn't designed by the person who designed the server room. Oh, that was nice. The installing of said racks in a temporary building, fixing/replacing the destroyed cables followed by round-the-clock work to get everything working, then doing it again when the new building was done, wasn't so much fun. Well, they weren't stored in the same room. They were stored in the nearby gas storage building. (on the other side of the hallway, meaning one concrete wall, and a brick interior wall.) Except that it wasn't actually meant to store gas cilinders, it was designed to store sand, cement, gravel sheet metal and the like. It had, to quote one of the civil enginering students, "More in common with a lean-to garden shed then a gas bunker". A wrecking ball and a bulldozer. The whole building had to go, seeing how there was a hole in the wall large enough to drive a small car through.Admin
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Actually, that's the old meaning
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Don't you know that Jesus Saves ... and stores the backup offsite.
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their firewall was obviously not up to the job.
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Yeah, ChuNk Norris would probably sit around eating a Mars Bar. Sweating. In a decidedly non-action packed manner.
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My rule of thumb is to protect data against all Disasters from which the company as a whole could survive. In a company of less than 20 you would probably be able to recover your business after a fire, but not so much a direct nuclear attack. But a large corporation with offices all over the world, the company could survive such an attack so they should backup the data in each office far away from it's location.
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One's enough. It's clear that you had an impressively devastating problem. That said, it would have been awesome to see the concrete embedded in the computers.
To most people, a catastrophic failure is when the power supply shorts out and takes the motherboard with it. Planning for complete physical destruction simply never enters most people's minds.
One place I worked had no backups whatsoever. Eventually they started contracting that out and have offsite backups once a day.
Another place had offsite backups done twice a day.
Indeed. The university is bloody lucky they aren't looking at a wrongful death lawsuit. You're unbelievably fortunate that you weren't in there when the tanks exploded.
I'd submit this to the RISKS digest. Multiple fatalities were only avoided by luck and timing.
Yeah, I would have suggested a bulldozer too. There's nothing salvageable in a building that's been exposed to an explosion like that. There would be serious weakening of the structural components.
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Amusing isn't it?
I worked at a place that had a hermetically sealed server room completely enclosed in glass. Very attractive, very contemporary. With a huge 20+" water main running right through the server room, glass enclosures and all, from one side all the way through to the other.
I had a lot of questions about that.
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I worked at a company that was prepared for those scenarios. They would send a CD with the latest source code to an off-site facility built located deep within some mountain. They had an agreement with their clients that, in the event NYC was vaporized, this company would send out copies of the source code and the clients could continue to develop the software themselves. I guess it's too bad the software didn't really work in the first place...
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That is an aquarium waiting to happen. ;-)
-Lego
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This is called Code Escrow. A lot of "bigger" companies see it as an entry requirement for doing business with a smaller company. I believe the small company I worked with had to put source for each release into code escrow for 25 years in case a customer needed it. Often, each customer would have their own escrowed code- it was worth it to get the bigger license deals.
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And how do you deal with the daily bullsh*t the users give you? ;-)
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Buddha does incremental backups ;-)
http://www.syswear.com/view/tshirts?d=46
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Questions such as: "where are the fish?"
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The real WTF is that somebody stored about a dozen acetylene tanks inside a building. Acetylene gas will spontaneously explode when compressed, so the cylinders are actually filled with acetylene dissolved in acetone.
When the cylinders split open, the resulting fire was fueled by both the acetylene, and a lot of acetone. It's not suprising that the entire building burned up.
As a young lad, I actually saw an acetylene cylinder cook off in a fire. The blast knocked the firemen down, and broke windows two blocks away.
Like the man said, always chain up your gas cylinders.
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Jesus saves. The servers, however, still would have taken full damage.
[/ripped off joke]
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Clearly, you needed a more secure firewall.
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that's why here in hurricane land we have a remote hot site a hundred miles away. it has a dedicated line to keep data synced. so if our building collapses, our failover server kicks on and "relatively seamlessly", our network is back online.
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I once worked in a courthouse with a small internal jail in it (for holding folks going to/from their hearings). The datacenter was two floors below the jail. A nice, secure, Halon equipped datacenter with good gear in it. Until the day the inmates plugged the toilets & deliberately overflowed them. Wiping sh*t off hundreds of thousand of dollars' worth of servers gives new meaning to 'having a crappy day'.
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This isn't a WTF, it is insurance fraud to get new server equipment + new data center.
I'm sure they'll pick a prime location next to the Los Alamos missile testing range.
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Any dates and locations so we can verify this against police/fire reports? Or is this just the usual made-up Daily WTF crap?
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Reminds me of this video from HP: http://www.hp.com/go/DisasterProof In which they blow up a simulated data center "real good."
It seemed pretty contrived when I first saw it, but maybe I was wrong.
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Are you guys hiring? I want a job where I don't have to do anything so I can pursue my true dream of disproving THE ENTIRE INTERNET.
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Acetylene is incredibly unstable. It can explode when being compressed. It can explode if you decompress it too quickly (i.e. open the tank too quickly or use too large a nozzle- that can cause the acetylene to bubble out of the acetone and when that happens- it's usually time to run).
Acetylene is not just dissolved in acetone- the tanks it is stored in also contain a porous filling (Agamassan) that helps stabilize it.
Keeping that many acetylene tanks in one place probably isn't even legal unless you have a storage facility designed for them. The reasons are obvious.
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The only thing you have to worry about with The Second Coming is your magnetic tapes anyway.
/Obscure Futurama Reference
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The only thing you have to worry about with The Second Coming is your magnetic tapes anyway.
/Obscure Futurama Reference
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I have seen all of the Futurama series, but I can't recall that bit. In what episode did this happen?
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Season 1 - Episode 12 "When Aliens Attack"
The Omicronians demand that Single Female Lawyer be put back on the air and Farnsworth explains that most cassette tapes were erased during the Second Coming of Jesus in 2443.
The fact that I remembered all of this (except the episode number and the year of the second coming) off the top of my head might mean I have watched too much Futurama, if that's possible.
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We had a minor incident at a company I worked at once.
Of course there was a drain under the raised floor in case the sprinklers went off. Only logical.
Well, one day the waste line for the company decided to back up. The company had to use the shuttle bus to take people back and forth to the nearest gas station for 'convenience breaks' while they figured out if this could be fixed.
(Savvy people see where this is going.)
Well, whoever designed the building and put the drain under the computer room raised floor forgot one small thing. A one-way flow valve.
I get the call from the network wranglers to get everyone in there to shut down servers as the server room was flooding. A flying V formation of techs was mobilized and all the servers were being shut down as fast as they could be while the 'water' was rising.
Please note the quotes around the word water. It wasn't just water that was flooding the server room. Waste line, remember?
The 'water' was getting too close for comfort to the power junction. Things got shut down and eventually the 'water' stopped just 1/4 inch (6.5mm for you metric folks) shy of the power.
Fans and a long orange extension cable restored limited connectivity to the mainframe.
Overall we were down for about a day. I truly feel sorry for the emergency crew on call to clean up the mess under the floor. One of the network wranglers couldn't take it when he saw things floating.
Even better, all the network wranglers were housed in the server room.
Ah, the good old days.
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HP: We destroyed a large office building with a low yield nuclear warhead to show how are data center will fail over.
Person: Couldn't you have just cut the power?
HP: Well, yeah, but it wouldn't have been as cool.
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Where I work the server room in one building was expanded into a room that was obviously never envisioned to be a server room. There is a 8" diameter chilled water line running through the center of the room. If that line breaks there will be a foot of water in the room no time flat. But we did install drip trays so that "minor" leaks could be controlled.
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I have a backup of my name on mars, does that count? :P The backup media is a DVD sitting on Phoenix, somewhere in Green Valley of Vastitas Borealis, Mars.
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What, exactly, is the point of storing half a dozen acetylene tanks anywhere near anything else?
Or is the OP just anonymised beyond chemical belief?
"Dude ... hee hee hee ... we managed to hide an entire crystal meth factory behind the back-up server before the sprinkler went on for an automatic test and we forgot to shut off the peroxide feed ... hee hee hee..."
Or are we all missing something here?
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The original is "... and Kenny Dalgliesh scores on the rebound."
For ignorant Yanks, substitute Michael Jordan or Magic Johnson for Dalgliesh.
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Mind you ... sand, cement, gravel, sheet metal, small rodents, massively explosive devices under extreme, high-temperature pressure?
Well, I've dealt with bosses who resemble small rodents before. Possibly they're under extreme, high-temperature pressure.
That's Boyle's law for you.
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No it wasn't "ripped" off. You are quoting a hockey jock (HOW the HELL do you put a basketball player into a hockey joke? There are no "saves" in basketball)
But this "ripped" off joke refers to a different game.
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Did you actually READ the article? I'm just going to take a wild guess that the server room wasn't the only room in the building.