• Ian (unregistered)

    Because non-IE uses are so stu-wait a minute...

  • (cs)

    I especially like the last one.

    Frist? Naaah

  • (cs)

    God is talking

  • (cs)

    DOWNLOAD MY COMMENT

    Click the button below to download my comment:

    +------------------------+
    |                        |
    |   Download My Comment  |
    |                        |
    +------------------------+
  • (cs)

    4200 x is speed from future.

  • Tuxie (unregistered)

    Please read this sentence to read my comment.

  • the script kiddie (unregistered)

    If 1x for a 12cm optical disc is supposed to be CLV at 1.2m/s, then the lower bound of speed at 4200x (when the head reads the outside of the disc) is 11,274 mph. A significant multiple of the speed of sound.

    That totally explains why my DVD burner is so noisy.

  • Jay (unregistered)

    Hey, that's my church!

  • 1 Thessalonians 5 (unregistered)

    We were all warned of this in the bible:

    "Now, brothers and sisters, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a Trojan from the Deposed King of Nigeria in the night."

    Quick, get some lamb's blood and smear it on your desktop, lest you face the death of your primary hard drive.

  • Veritas (unregistered) in reply to Jay
    Jay:
    Hey, that's my church!

    Did they bring problem to your computer free when you joined?

    Captcha: Wisi the broken signage.

  • (cs)

    That would be 4.2x in American.

  • jarjams (unregistered) in reply to TheSHEEEP
    TheSHEEEP:
    I especially like the last one.

    Frist? Naaah

    massive fail.. beaten by someone who actually had a relevent comment.

  • (cs) in reply to dpm
    dpm:
    DOWNLOAD MY COMMENT =============================== Click the button below to download my comment: 
    +------------------------+
    |                        |
    |   Download My Comment  |
    |                        |
    +------------------------+
    I clicked the button to download your comment. It's not working; I can't download your comment. What am I doing wrong, and how do I download your comment?
  • airdrik (unregistered) in reply to ThomsonsPier
    ThomsonsPier:
    dpm:
    DOWNLOAD MY COMMENT =============================== Click the button below to download my comment: 
    +------------------------+
    |                        |
    |   Download My Comment  |
    |                        |
    +------------------------+
    I clicked the button to download your comment. It's not working; I can't download your comment. What am I doing wrong, and how do I download your comment?
    If you are using IE, then the comment should download automatically, otherwise you need to hit the refresh button and it will download the comment.
  • Nagesh (unregistered)

    It is habit to alway be being verbosity displaying eror the messages on page. You are not to be havin gthis policy at ur IT shop?

    [image]
  • pessimism (unregistered)

    When I read the last one all I could think of was that it meant that IE-users would have the wonderful user experience of it download automatically without input. Just like everything else.

  • airdrik (unregistered)

    Apparently the North Way one is evangelizing that you need to forsake your worldly computer where worm and bug doth corrupt and where malware distributors and identity thieves break through and steal, but instead seek the computers of heaven where there is neither PC or Mac, Windows or Linux, and all software is free (of charge, of bugs, of constraints, etc), and neither worm nor bug doth corrupt and malware distributors and identity thieves cannot enter.

  • Ganesh (unregistered) in reply to airdrik
    airdrik:
    Apparently the North Way one is evangelizing that you need to forsake your worldly computer where worm and bug doth corrupt and where malware distributors and identity thieves break through and steal
    You are describing the Church of Steve, where the Windows vendors are cast out of the temple.

    But I agree with the comment in the original article, there seems to be a horrible plague of evangelical churches the last few decades.

  • AP² (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    That would be 4.2x in American.
    This. There are almost twice the number of countries using comma as the decimal mark as there are using point.
  • (cs) in reply to airdrik
    airdrik:
    Apparently the North Way one is evangelizing that you need to forsake your worldly computer where worm and bug doth corrupt and where malware distributors and identity thieves break through and steal, but instead seek the computers of heaven where there is neither PC or Mac, Windows or Linux, and all software is free (of charge, of bugs, of constraints, etc), and neither worm nor bug doth corrupt and malware distributors and identity thieves cannot enter.

    If there is software in Heaven, I'm not sure that's where I want to spend eternity...

  • justsomedude (unregistered) in reply to airdrik
    airdrik:
    Apparently the North Way one is evangelizing that you need to forsake your worldly computer where worm and bug doth corrupt and where malware distributors and identity thieves break through and steal, but instead seek the computers of heaven where there is neither PC or Mac, Windows or Linux, and all software is free (of charge, of bugs, of constraints, etc), and neither worm nor bug doth corrupt and malware distributors and identity thieves cannot enter.

    Repent!, all ye who BSD.

  • (cs) in reply to airdrik
    airdrik:
    Apparently the North Way one is evangelizing that you need to forsake your worldly computer where worm and bug doth corrupt and where malware distributors and identity thieves break through and steal, but instead seek the computers of heaven where there is neither PC or Mac, Windows or Linux, and all software is free (of charge, of bugs, of constraints, etc), and neither worm nor bug doth corrupt and malware distributors and identity thieves cannot enter.

    Hallelujah! Praise Steve!

  • (cs) in reply to justsomedude
    justsomedude:
    airdrik:
    Apparently the North Way one is evangelizing that you need to forsake your worldly computer where worm and bug doth corrupt and where malware distributors and identity thieves break through and steal, but instead seek the computers of heaven where there is neither PC or Mac, Windows or Linux, and all software is free (of charge, of bugs, of constraints, etc), and neither worm nor bug doth corrupt and malware distributors and identity thieves cannot enter.

    Repent!, all ye who BSoD.

    FTFY

  • boog (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    airdrik:
    Apparently the North Way one is evangelizing that you need to forsake your worldly computer where worm and bug doth corrupt and where malware distributors and identity thieves break through and steal, but instead seek the computers of heaven where there is neither PC or Mac, Windows or Linux, and all software is free (of charge, of bugs, of constraints, etc), and neither worm nor bug doth corrupt and malware distributors and identity thieves cannot enter.

    If there is software in Heaven, I'm not sure that's where I want to spend eternity...

    I'm pretty sure neither you nor I have to worry about it.
  • decet (unregistered)

    Blanking Error

  • Duh (unregistered)

    Doesn't matter how many first graders make a backwards E it's still wrong.

  • Captain Chaos (unregistered) in reply to AP²

    To paraphrase Ian Hislop, most of the world is hungry but that is not a good reason to stop eating!

  • (cs) in reply to Duh
    Duh:
    Doesn't matter how many first graders make a backwards E it's still wrong.
    But it is adorable on a lemonade stand.
  • Dave (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    It is habit to alway be being verbosity displaying eror the messages on page. You are not to be havin gthis policy at ur IT shop?

    [image]

    Come on, that's not even engrish!

  • Dave (unregistered) in reply to JamesQMurphy

    Andree, your browser be trollin' you!

  • Daniel (unregistered)

    Apparently error handling doesn't work at 4,200x either...

  • JoJo (unregistered)

    the last one: "Would you like to suppress this message in the future" YES/NO

    Does NO imply I can suppress it in the past instead and never actually see the original message, which means I couldn't select No, which means it wouldn't be cancelled, which means...

  • Meep (unregistered) in reply to jarjams
    jarjams:
    TheSHEEEP:
    I especially like the last one.

    Frist? Naaah

    massive fail.. beaten by someone who actually had a relevent comment.

    If it was a failure to write a comment, wouldn't it be a missive fail?

  • (cs) in reply to boog
    boog (defective version):
    frits:
    If there is software in Heaven, I'm not sure that's where I want to spend eternity...
    I'm pretty sure neither you nor I have to worry about it.
    Well, not you anyway, since clones don't have souls.
  • Ben (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    That would be 4.2x in American.

    Quite right. TRWTF is the user who couldn't understand what "," means. Or possibly the app wasn't properly locali[z|s]ed.

  • (cs)

    TRWTF is using %f instead of %g.

  • (cs)
    users of other browsers other than Internet Explorer

    Is that a roundabout way of saying "users of internet explorer"?

    I fully expected to see a slew of "Yo Dawg" about downloading certificates, but I guess their work is already done.

  • Jay (unregistered) in reply to boog
    boog:
    frits:
    airdrik:
    Apparently the North Way one is evangelizing that you need to forsake your worldly computer where worm and bug doth corrupt and where malware distributors and identity thieves break through and steal, but instead seek the computers of heaven where there is neither PC or Mac, Windows or Linux, and all software is free (of charge, of bugs, of constraints, etc), and neither worm nor bug doth corrupt and malware distributors and identity thieves cannot enter.

    If there is software in Heaven, I'm not sure that's where I want to spend eternity...

    I'm pretty sure neither you nor I have to worry about it.

    The only ones who will be admitted are those who are listed in the Lamb's Database of Life.

  • Bobby (unregistered) in reply to Jay
    Jay:
    boog:
    frits:
    airdrik:
    Apparently the North Way one is evangelizing that you need to forsake your worldly computer where worm and bug doth corrupt and where malware distributors and identity thieves break through and steal, but instead seek the computers of heaven where there is neither PC or Mac, Windows or Linux, and all software is free (of charge, of bugs, of constraints, etc), and neither worm nor bug doth corrupt and malware distributors and identity thieves cannot enter.

    If there is software in Heaven, I'm not sure that's where I want to spend eternity...

    I'm pretty sure neither you nor I have to worry about it.

    The only ones who will be admitted are those who are listed in the Lamb's Database of Life.

    which is why you must study SQL Injection daily if you wish to be saved.

  • Joe (unregistered) in reply to AP²
    AP²:
    frits:
    That would be 4.2x in American.
    This. There are almost twice the number of countries using comma as the decimal mark as there are using point.
    Careful there... you saw what happened to bin Laden didn't you? Maybe it is time to join the One True Way.
  • Ralph (unregistered)

    What happened to bin Laden is too good for those who make web pages saying "this site requires $Browser".

  • drachenstern (unregistered) in reply to Dave
    Dave:
    Nagesh:
    It is habit to alway be being verbosity displaying eror the messages on page. You are not to be havin gthis policy at ur IT shop?

    [image]

    Come on, that's not even engrish!

    I'm pretty sure it's Ingrish

  • fritters (unregistered) in reply to Jay
    Jay:
    The only ones who will be admitted are those who are listed in the Lamb's Database of Life.

    Let's hope Little Bobby Tables doesn't get saved, or we're all going to be in a lot of trouble.

  • Nagesh (unregistered) in reply to drachenstern
    drachenstern:
    Dave:
    Nagesh:
    It is habit to alway be being verbosity displaying eror the messages on page. You are not to be havin gthis policy at ur IT shop?

    [image]

    Come on, that's not even engrish!

    I'm pretty sure it's Ingrish

    Don't deface my good name, marmalade.

  • Beeblebrox (unregistered) in reply to frits

    That would be 4.2x in American.

    In that case, the real WTF is k3b's localization is busted.

  • (cs) in reply to fritters
    fritters:
    Jay:
    The only ones who will be admitted are those who are listed in the Lamb's Database of Life.

    Let's hope Little Bobby Tables doesn't get saved, or we're all going to be in a lot of trouble.

    Sounds like a good premise for a novel. The protagonist could go on a quest to find the backup of eternity.

  • (cs) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh(fake):
    It is habit to alway be being verbosity displaying eror the messages on page. You are not to be havin gthis policy at ur IT shop?

    [image]

    fake nagesh is unemployed looser only waiting to pounce on commet sections of articles to spoil my good name.

  • bluesman (unregistered) in reply to fritters
    fritters:
    Jay:
    The only ones who will be admitted are those who are listed in the Lamb's Database of Life.

    Let's hope Little Bobby Tables doesn't get saved, or we're all going to be in a lot of trouble.

    Win!

  • (cs)

    k3b is KDE's cd burning software.

    I thought there was a policy here of not taking instances from open source or student projects?

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    ...spoil my good name.

    You already do a good enough job of this yourself...

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