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I agree with whatever Nagesh just said.
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I remember having orange marmalade as a kid, but I haven't seen it (or looked for it) in years...
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Not when it's major open source software like KDE.
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Do not make atempt at humour when you are not having any first.
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Yo dawg, I put a 'yo dawg' comment in your 'yo dawg' comment, so you can read 'yo dawg' comments while you read 'yo dawg' comments.
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Help help I'm being suppressed!
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Hilarious. This comment should be featured.
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"Our Program who art in Memory, Hello be Thy Name. Thy Operating System come, Thy Commands be done, at the Printer as it is on the Screen.
Give us this day our daily Data, and forgive us our I/O Errors as we forgive those whose Logic Circuits are faulty. Lead us not into frustration, and deliver us from Power Surges,
for Thine is the Algorithm, the Application, and the Solution, looping forever and ever.
Return."
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feature plz!
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EXCELLENT !!!!
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In the name of the Binary, the Integer, and the Hexadecimal.
Return.
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So even God, in His infinite wisdom, cannot solve the halting problem and prevent infinite loops at compile time?
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I hate to spoil a good excuse, but (a) I'm in the USA, (b) my locale is set correctly, (c) K3b's main window displays disk space correctly using "." for decimal point, (d) the discs are 24x and the drive is 24x for RW discs, and most importantly (e) I reported the bug and they confirmed and fixed it.
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It might be just a regional thing.
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"... and deliver us from email", perhaps.
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Fear God! he's reentrant.
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North-north-west on I-79, at a rate of roughly five hundred-something miles per month. At that rate it should show up in Ottawa in another four or five weeks.
Google Maps link
[ps: Drop f'n dead, Akismet]
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Who hasn't done something like this? [image]
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Or this? [image]
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Everyone I know has tried this: [image]
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TRWTF is that neither the submitter Mathew nor Mark know that 4,200 can mean 4.200 in some regional settings, most likely Mathew didn't set them to his liking.
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So let me see ...
Atheist OS: When a program terminates, all its data is cleared from memory and lost forever.
Protestant OS: When a program terminates, its data is written to persistent storage, but only if you called commit().
Catholic OS: When a program terminates, its data is written to persistent storage, but only if you called commit() AND completed with no errors.
Hindu OS: When a program terminates, it immediately restarts with all the data reinitialized.
Mormon OS: All programs continue running until they become the operating system.
New Age OS: All programs together make up the operating system, so they never really terminate.
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The NUMBER of countries is not important; what are the relative population counts?
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Yes - Windows has a problem with tenses - 'did you forget your password?'. Where I come from this means it was a problem that has passed - yes I did forget it but now I remember it again (thx). If it's still a problem and you can't log in -it should be 'have you forgotten your password?' past perfect and pluperfect I think. Perhaps there is another anal-retentive pedant out there somewhere who can verify.
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it says DOWN TO 4200x. . . what was the speed before that?!
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The CD burner error is more like a reader fail for him/her not accounting that a full stop is not a global decimal separator and that a comma is also used in many countries. It just happened to handily show exactly three decimals to make it look like a thousands separator (which isn't a comma globally either). It's a localisation error because it doesn't localise numbers but not that large an error the image suggests.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_mark#Hindu-Arabic_numeral_system
Russia, the whole Europe excluding GB and Ireland, and the whole South America use comma for instance, while U.S., Canada and China use point. Can't be bothered to check what's the exact share of each symbol but you can't ignore the fact that comma is widely used too.
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The real WTF in the third picture is Microsoft Outlook.
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China, India and the US use point, the three largest countries by population. Add on all the others using point, and we can fairly safely declare point the winner based on population count.
Of course if I ever live in one of those commacountries, I'll attempt to switch.
Captcha: feugiat
Point wins. Don't feugiat it!
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We should take this opportunity to use the ancient prayer:
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Also, TRWTF is GoDaddy. hiss
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