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It was funnier when I read it as "the night operator peeing into the opened.....
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Alice,
Can you please tell Dilbert that his status report is due.
Thanks. Wally
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Too bad, but it's a man - you can tell by the bones of the hands and wrist. He's also not a ninja - ninjas have swords with a square tsuba, not to mention quiet footgear.
Dude's probably ready for a night out in the East Village or the Castro District, which is where WTFers could evidently gain some much-needed experience. Know what you're getting into, if you'll pardon the expression.
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<FONT face=Arial>"What's with the Mission Impossible III bullsh*t, Milo? You're a geek!"</FONT>
<FONT face=Arial>-AntiTrust</FONT>
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How did I know...
Ninjas use whatever is handy - Katanas are better than straight swords, and cheap too, so why not use one? Footwear should be quieter, but oh well. A real ninja would probably wear office normal clothes and walk into the machine room during lunch.
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I would, except there are enough rants about the unusability of Xcode out there already.
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Since there seems to be a question about the gender of the ninja, here's another pic of the corporate ninja: http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup/people_specific_attributes/gender/only_females/1561974_ninja_in_the_office.php?id=1561974
I'm sure you could find more of the model on iStockPhoto.
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Dang, maybe *I* spent too much time in the East Village... or could steroids be involved?
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Welcome to today's gender confused data ninja.
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That ninja's not going to get many photos with her camera switched off like that...
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So the WTF is this lame attempt to annoy technical people with tarted up prose when a terse statement of a marvellously spectacularly inappropriate or inept use of technology cannot be done because there is no such WTF-worthy material here?
In other words, not only is this not a description of a WTF, it is also written in a highly styled fashion, inappropriate and annoying to at least one (soon to be) former member of the TDWTF audience.
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Well, *I* enjoyed it. I like the more code-related WTFs too, but I see no reason not to switch it up a little from time to time..
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Uh, this one is rather a no-brainer conversion. Everyone knows that 100 in hex is 16 * 16 in decimal, which is 256. From that, it is simply adding a 1 to 256 to get 257 decimal.
Learn To Count.
Bet you can't convert ASCII in your head, either.
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Sounds like she wanted a more "Aero"(tm) look
Mike Rod
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You're kidding, right? Shouldn't this have been posted over at TheDailyOverisight.com?
Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode: "The case of the 'only hot water in the coffee pot because someone forgot to add grounds.'" Ooh, I'm getting chills already.
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I was with you ... Those hands are scary.
Of course, after looking at the photo Alex linked, I'm still not so sure, irrespective of what the name of the catalog says ... Hmm. Maybe I'll have to research this model further.
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WTF !? You're telling me that there are things beyond FF ?
The mind boggles and the goggles... they do nothing!
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No - he disappeared like he came, as a thief in the night.
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Seems to me that they ought to buy the appropriate outfit for the new guy. Or, perhaps just a headband to indicate his 133t ninja status.
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So, whenever you see two numbers you think "Hey, I'm going to convert them into alternative number systems and see if they are the same!"
If you're so smart, what's the hex code for 12345?
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Apparently, you'd never do well as an IT worker because you convert between bases far too slowly. 12345 (base 19) == 23733 (base 16)
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Bitch, are you retarded? This is a 4th year CS student wondering why he gets 257 instead of 0x101.
captcha: java
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I, for one, will be very sad to see you go. Alex has a lot of nerve, I agree. You should demand your membership fees back.
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I am not a true programmer because I use AJAX.
Yes, I said it...AJAX.
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If that was funny you need to get out more.
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<obscure reference>
AJAX: Stronger than bugs
</obscure reference>
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It is hella easy if you know what you're looking at. 0xFF is 255, which is easy to remember at least. 0x101 is 2 more. Easy. I can mentally do the conversions just by having used them so much; its become rote memorization for a lot of them.
Captcha: jiggles, like teh ninja boobies
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Well, yeah. And octal. (Of course, binary to octal to hex to Base-64 are all trivial. It's just the decimal system that's f---ed up.)
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New guys are the only ones allowed into the datacentre. They're the only ones who aren't yet pissed off at upper-mangement for screwing them around.
Captcha: quality. No comment.
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I'm guessing that the text stopped here because she just removed your typing fingers, typed in the captcha ("foxtrot") and laughed at what pathetic forum software you were willing to tolerate.
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tap ... tap ... tap ... tap ...
the ninja was here ;)
It must have stolen the WTF somehow :P
tap ... tap ... tap ... tap ...
chaptcha is captcha (thats innovative g)
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How about accepting that there is more to IT than the bits that you are personally familiar with? I expect that for anyone who has worked at a secure data centre this is a pretty major WTF. As others have said, what in the name of &deity; is someone who doesn't even know about shutting doors doing in the centre alone?
I quite enjoyed the write-up as well. Why not have a bit of variety?
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It's Paula actually.
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Why should anybody in IT be able to do this? really, you hex counting lot need to get out more.
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celestial body? - stargate fans should know what im talking about :P
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Knowgement about hexadecimal numbers is usefull for standard types:
#define MAX 2000
char t;
int * buf = (int *)malloc( MAX );
for (t=0;t<MAX;t++){
buf[t] = 33;
}
int k;
for (k=0;k<MAX;k++){
buf[k] = 33;
}
Its also usefull to work with bitmask:
#define AUX_SOUND_ENABLED 0x04
...
pSoundCard = *pSoundCard | AUX_SOUND_ENABLED;
Debugging, even on high level programing, generate outputs with hexadecimal data.
Also is need to lean about hexadecimal to reverse engineer file formats. Its easy to figure out the original design if you can read hex.
Example: Cheating Carmagedoom whas posible with a hex editor. You can add mass to some vehicle to make a formidable one. Adding money to your civilization savegame, etc.
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Well, they don't look like backup tapes to me...
Was it Einstein who said, "I can write down a complete backup of your entire database on the back of an old envelope"?
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Umm... Exactly how did you type the #!(); on the foreign keyboard? If you figured out where those characters were, why couldn't you find the @ as well?
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So there I was a few years ago at a company with a new WORM disk management system (or the "jukebox" as it was known) working the night shift. So one night I open the thing up to see how it works...
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Gee... We'll miss you when you're gone.
This is a WTF. The subtitle below the TDWTF logo at the top of this page clearly says "Curious Perversions in Information Technology". I don't see anything there that mentions "only in some programming language's source code", do you?
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I admit I have a CS degree.... and that hex conversation was NOT my forte. I could not have made that connection. At all. Ever. Okay, maybe now. I still don't get what xFF = 255 means. Something about letters and 8 digit conversions holds head Mommy!
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WTF is a Ninja doing with high heels?
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Oh gawd... The TRUE wtf is that people with CS degrees can't read hex at all. No wait, I think the bigger WTF is that some people with CS degrees don't know why/how/when numbers are represented in different bases. Seriously, the FIRST thing any programmer should learn is that numbers prefixed with a 0x are noted in hexadecimal. THIS IS BASIC! Some of the comments on my little anecdote have assured me now that CS degrees are COMPLETELY USELESS. Seriously, WHAT THE HELL DO THEY TEACH YOU!?!?!? Seems to me like instead of teaching computer science, they now teach about computer science... I'm sure it's nice to know that the x86 community is currently in a transition from a 32bit to 64bit processor achitecture, but do any of these grads know WHY?
Ok, I can't say that ALL CS degrees are completely useless. I would expect more from someone with a doctorate from MIT or someplace like that. However, when 90+% of the graduates can't even determine that a number is written in hexadecimal notation, it's impossible to assume that any CS graduate is knowledgable in their field. This is a serious problem that hurts the true programmers. It seems to me that colleges are passing students in CS simply because they need to keep the numbers up. I honestly believe that at least 33% of CS grads do not deserve their degree.
Think about it from the employer perspective. The employer needs a programmer for whatever reason. They start taking resumes of CS grads. They interview ten people. They deem that all of them just don't quite meet their expectations. Do you think the employer is going to think that it's because CS degrees just aren't what they used to be? I don't think so. I think that the employer would more logically assume that they need someone with a higher degree, someone with a degree from a better institution, or someone with their degree and a bunch of certifications (the last is the definitely not the smartest choice). That conclusion is logical based on the assumption that all CS graduates will be adept in their field. That assumption is probably made by 99.9% of employers. What the employer doesn't realize is that had they interviewed ten more people, they would have found the candidate close to what they were looking for. Now, instead, they have to pay someone more money for the same job simply because the believe that an average CS graduate can't do what they want. If things were stricter, then they might have found that they didn't even need a programmer with a CS degree. They would have interviewed 10 people, most of which would be qualified, and would have then realized that they might even want to go lower on their requirements. Good programmers are being put out of work because of colleges giving CS degrees to almost anyone. It seriously pisses me off.
Professor: "Oh, yes, there's this thing called hexidecimal. It basically works like this.... Don't worry about it though, you won't ever have to use it. Just know the term, it'll make you sound smarter."
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A long time ago, I also worked on a document management system hooked up to a WORM jukebox. Our system was taken offline when an IBM engineer tripped over the SCSI cable to the beast, pulling the SCSI controller out of the computer driving the beast. They were very nice about replacing the motherboard.
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Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.
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"Plus, I really had to pee..."