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I should try that. Whenever bosses ask me to "just" do something, I want to say "Sure, and meanwhile why don't you just increase revenue, reduce costs, and improve employee morale." </bitter rant>
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Wow, the first post written by someone not currently at work!
Admins: this needs to be a featured post, ASAP!
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I can't speak for Smitty, but I can't be bothered to learn a foreign language- I'm American. The reason I know "die" is "the" in some Germanic languages is because of Die Antwoord. Anyway, I do know a little Spanish, but that's hardly a foreign language at this point...
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The funny thing is, he probably still thinks this is hilarious. I bet he's still laughing at his palak paneer joke. Ten bucks says he's a third-tier DB monkey from Kansas working in a third-tier financial firm New Jersey who hasn't figured out yet that the reason women don't like him is that his sense of "humor" is basically ugly and not very funny - like him - so he sits in bars and drinks too much and makes sexist jokes with his co-workers, also failures in life, then he goes home and consoles himself - if you know what I mean - with some porn, probably something featuring Indian women, to guess from his favorite riffs here.
Or I could be wrong, I suppose, it's just a guess.
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Oh wow, introspection at it's best, huh?
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But this desire conflicts with my desire to remain employed...
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Since I'm a writer, that's actually quite a flattering comment. It's not often that you get a character so right that people assume you're talking about yourself.
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Would you just install this little software package for me?
I only need a small change to the shipping cost calculation.
Addendum (2011-02-16 09:45): You don't have to be a registered user to amend your posts.
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TRWTF is reports. Who still uses them?
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Come to think of it... ditch the array: if you've calculated your index as described (without the negative) I do believe it'll already be a bit-packed of The Fine WTF's strings!
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This works up to the CEO level. Major investors, on the other hand...
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...a bit-packed version of...
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Captcha inhibeo: I would produce a more elegant solution but enterprize inhibeo.
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When you take the position that one can only understand others in terms of oneself, that's called "sophistry". But I suppose you're right to a degree - in order to perform that exercise, I did have to ask myself "What sort of a person would I have to be in order to write the stuff that pseudo-Nagesh writes?" So if you take Nagel's fallacy from "What is it like to be a bat" as a legitimate philosophical position, then you could legitimately assume that I can only write characters that are in fact me. Of course, if you take that position, you run into all sorts of practical problems (even a cat can in fact project a mouse's likely actions without having to be the mouse), so you'd have to be a bit naive to accept the position you're fronting. In other words: don't play dumb, it doesn't suit you.
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crap my eyes just went cross-sided..
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Next time, change the time when you copy the "Addendum" tg and you'll get mroe bites.
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Wow, you must really slay the ladies with that sort of talk...
Do you kiss your fellow "failures in life" co-workers with that mouth?
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Each definition needs to be a child node.
The XML needs to be generated dynamically by the database for each request.
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It's true, if you want to sleep with stupid people, you have to talk to them as if they're stupid. I find that the people I like to go to bed with have brains and like to be treated as though they have brains. So I do okay.
(My amazing good looks and fab dancing skills don't hurt either, but what really gets 'em is my modesty)
Three rules to keep the places you go liveable: Don't shit where you eat, always tip the bar staff, and never kiss a co-worker. Don't break any of those if you want to stay where you are.
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Stop spoiling my good name
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Wouldn't that depend on the version there?
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The classic WTF pattern of relying on XML children ordering!
Perfect.
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I am certain he's not from my country. If he sees chicken shop in Hyderabad, he will give up eating chicken.
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Ha ha!
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Hey, whatever makes you sleep at night...
I just want to clarify that I do not condone sleeping around (esp. since I'm married), however being an arrogant, self-indulgent prick usually means you only keep the company of other like-minded arrogant, self-indulgent pricks...
Or I could be wrong, I suppose, it's just a guess.
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My thoughts exactly...
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If it were only the terrible sense of humour, his romantic prospects would be considerably less dismal; there certainly exist women with equally ugly senses of humour.
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My guess is that he's probably not full-tard, but most likely a combination of language barrier and brain damage obtained from eating chicking from new-stands...
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[quote user="Abso]I'm sure that's part of the reason women don't like him, but the other part is that he's completely oblivious to what other people think of his sense of humour (or anything else he does). He only responds to what people say if it gives him an opening to say what he wanted to say anyways. Holding a conversation with fake Nagesh would be about as exciting as talking to your TV, except without the ability to change the channel. [/quote]
Good point. Maybe I was a little too simplistic in my caricature. Perhaps his failings as a human being have more dimensions than I originally suppose.
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Today on "The Daily What the Freud" sockpuppets analyze each other.
...or themselves. After all, who can tell?
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No, that's not a chicken you saw shopping. It's Sandi Toksvig, it's just that she's not much bigger than a chicken.
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[quote user="trtrwtf"][quote user="Abso]I'm sure that's part of the reason women don't like him, but the other part is that he's completely oblivious to what other people think of his sense of humour (or anything else he does). He only responds to what people say if it gives him an opening to say what he wanted to say anyways. Holding a conversation with fake Nagesh would be about as exciting as talking to your TV, except without the ability to change the channel. [/quote]
Good point. Maybe I was a little too simplistic in my caricature. Perhaps his failings as a human being have more dimensions than I originally suppose. [/quote] Aha! Your no writer! Someone with a legitimate command of the English (not British!) language would never use a noun that could be confused as a verb at that grammatical position in the sentence.
Own up to this.
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[quote user="by (fake douchebag)"][quote user="trtrwtf"][quote user="Abso]I'm sure that's part of the reason women don't like him, but the other part is that he's completely oblivious to what other people think of his sense of humour (or anything else he does). He only responds to what people say if it gives him an opening to say what he wanted to say anyways. Holding a conversation with fake Nagesh would be about as exciting as talking to your TV, except without the ability to change the channel. [/quote]
Good point. Maybe I was a little too simplistic in my caricature. Perhaps his failings as a human being have more dimensions than I originally suppose. [/quote] Aha! Your no writer! Someone with a legitimate command of the English (not British!) language would never use a noun that could be confused as a verb at that grammatical position in the sentence.
Own up to this.[/quote]
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery...
BTW, I'm a software developer, not an English major. I actually learned stuff that I can use in the real world when I went to school.
I could never think of crap like "what is it like to be a bat"...
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[quote user="by (real)"][quote user="by (fake douchebag)"][quote user="trtrwtf"][quote user="Abso]I'm sure that's part of the reason women don't like him, but the other part is that he's completely oblivious to what other people think of his sense of humour (or anything else he does). He only responds to what people say if it gives him an opening to say what he wanted to say anyways. Holding a conversation with fake Nagesh would be about as exciting as talking to your TV, except without the ability to change the channel. [/quote]
Good point. Maybe I was a little too simplistic in my caricature. Perhaps his failings as a human being have more dimensions than I originally suppose. [/quote] Aha! Your no writer! Someone with a legitimate command of the English (not British!) language would never use a noun that could be confused as a verb at that grammatical position in the sentence.
Own up to this.[/quote]
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery...
BTW, I'm a software developer, not an English major. I actually learned stuff that I can use in the real world when I went to school.
I could never think of crap like "what is it like to be a bat"...[/quote]
Flamewar in 3... 2... 1...
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Own up to this.
Addendum (2011-02-16 14:08): Fred was right! Unregistered users can modify their own comments!
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It's actually a pretty cool essay. It's in Hofstadter and Dennett, "The Mind's I", which is full of cool stuff.
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Well that, a little bi-polar and a dash of multiple personality disorder.
Oh, and a touch of "the downs" doesn't help matters either...
Ok, time to get back to setting things on fire and lining the walls of my apartment with tin-foil.
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Careful, you may pull a muscle patting yoursel(f|ves) on the back(s). Euphemism alert!
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I saw what you did there, and I lol...
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Play on words is interesting. You're also slaughtering the language, not unlike me. :cattail:
Do you hate ENglish?
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Zing!