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count it
edit: lame, just realized this isn't a story.
edit2: notacon is misspelled in line 1
tagged: lame, lameass, lame-o
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It may not be a real article but you're still a real retard.
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Anyone else notice boobies hidden in there?
And how can I get a WTF Mug without registering? Is there an Official DailyWTF merchandise store somewhere around here that I missed?
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Just post an article in the sidebar...
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I'll announce/mention this soon; just placed the order for 'em a week or two ago. It'll probably run the same way as the Digital Donkey mugs from a while back (i.e. a one-time order sort of thing, as opposed to being in an online store)
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Thanks for the information. boobies
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Ahh...I see it, this is the WTF right?
Cleveland, the new Detroit!
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I was waiting for the punch line.
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2004 or 2008 ?
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Oh then I am so money! The wtf owner should grant me 2 mugs for being such an uber troll pwning MasterAsshat like I do. Sidebar wtf is ftw.
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I think you just unofficially announced it.
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tagged: jealousy, STFU
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No one included the invite for Blockparty? Lame.
Well here it is. Here's a direct link to the binaries. Here's the flash version. Here's the lame flash version.
Have fun.
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This sounds a lot like MacHack used to be. It was, of course, Mac oriented, but it offered a lot of creativity and a lot of information for anyone who participated. Sounds like fun!
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The real wtf is the "HTML/CSS" guru. I'm following this speaker with my lecture about how I am awesome at breathing Oxygen. I hope this guy dies in his macbook.
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Let's see, the guy sat on a number of CSS working groups and standards bodies and has written many of the definitive books on the subject.
Hrms, yeah, that certainly seems to point to him having no idea what he's talking about. He must truly be a wtf.
In other news, get your head out of your ass first before commenting. Thank you.
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The real WTF - Cleveland OH
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The real WTF is that there's people who think that Cleveland is the real WTF. . .
You all are the real WTF. As for me, I'll be there. And I'll go to the fark party and probably end up with Drew having fun at the bar. Boobies.
Alex, as for you, I've been hoping to meet you for a while and buy you a beer for all the entertainment I get here.
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I wish I knew about that a bit earlier so I can schedule a flight or so... oh well... :) Next year ... hopefully
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Hmmm. Jeri will be there - it'd be nice to see her speak. And it's so close to Columbus -- hmm hmm hmm. Not a WTF at all, from my perspective.
The real WTF (tm) is that I've just "lost" a good hour reading up on C1.
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"Cat-5"?? Keep up, old-timer -- it's Cat6 now. Go to bed, old man!
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Congratulations for completely missing the point, however, sitting on a CSS working group or standard body is also a wtf, or maybe you've never actually been capable of writing HTML or CSS.
The point is CSS and HTML are a joke, but you've also reminded us how screwed up and poorly designed both are as well. If he wants to claim some credit for that mess, then he is only a small step above those of Darwin Award fame.
An eight year old can write HTML, and probably CSS by nine if he eats his greens. If you legitimately believe that CSS and HTML are difficult, and worthy at this point of entire books, then you sir/madame are also a wtf. If my head is in my ass, yours is firmly planted in this guy's crotch.
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I concur with captain Penis.
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Hey Alex: I promise to go see your talk if you promise to go see mine ;-)
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I'm sorry you have / have had a bad day :(
Obviously, from your contorted viewpoint, we're all born knowing HTML in an out, or it was delivered upon us by $DEITY on a pair of tablets. It's such an obvious thing, you see...
I agree -- HTML/CSS is not "intricately" hard. Neither is quantum electrodynamics. For some people, at least.
What do they feed trolls these days?
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Yeah, Cleveland's great! If you like crushing poverty, unemployment and crime...oh and snow! Lots and lots of snow, for months on end. Fucking lake effect.
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So having a different opinion is trolling? How nice for you. Guru is not a term I'd associate with anyone when it comes to HTML. If natural selection would get off its ass, then yes, HTML/CSS would not be hard for anyone.
I look forward to seeing your wtf submitted by one of your coworkers one day if actually believe the hype that is this guy.
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Yea. Because that's all that's in Cleveland. Certainly there's no culture like a world class symphony, top 5 art museum or the highest concentration of theaters outside of Lincoln Center. There's definitely no good restaurants whose chef's would end up as Iron Chefs or even any breweries that would end up with 2 beers on the top 25 beers in American list by Men's magazine. You certainly won't find a bunch of sports teams, including the big three leagues. And most certainly you won't find one of the funniest IT focused websites around.
Obviously all you will find is the same problems that plague all cities.
OH NO! It's sooo horrid here!
Or. Show up at notacon and we'll show you how to have a good time.