• Piotr (unregistered)

    Unfortunately, the second link to the Polish site really directs you to the Russian one :-(

    Note from Alex: fixed!

  • (cs) in reply to Piotr

    that's just the obligatory WTF :)

  • s. (unregistered)

    wreszcie.

  • Vollhorst (unregistered)

    I would like a polished DailyWTF. Looks a bit dusty...

  • Vollhorst (unregistered)

    I would like a polished WTF. Looks a bit dusty around here.

  • Jay (unregistered)

    I wonder if there's English translation available somewhere.

  • PR (unregistered)

    The real WTF is that the second link points to the Russian version :)

  • Bat (unregistered)

    "The link to the Polish site is the real WTF..."

    I'm very pleased with myself that I recognised that the lower link is (was?) to a Russian version. All it took was a totally different alphabet and the word "Русский" (which I can just about read as "Russkii") and I figured it out. Gosh I'm clever!

  • Maciek (unregistered)

    Finally. I am pleased to read such info. BTW : the redirection is done to russian WTF.

  • Lobster (unregistered) in reply to Piotr
    Piotr:
    Unfortunately, the second link to the Polish site really directs you to the Russian one :-(

    ah... I just doubted my Language-Knowledge as I thought: "since when do es polish use the cyrillic alphabet?"

  • Erat (unregistered)

    It might be a good idea to also add it to the "languages" list on the left.

  • Fluxid (unregistered)

    Second link is wrong...

    I'm happy to hear about polish version. I already know stuff i found there, but maybe now there will be much more :)

  • Mun nimi (unregistered)

    Voisko joku kääntää myös suomeksi?

  • (cs) in reply to Mun nimi
    Mun nimi:
    Voisko joku kääntää myös suomeksi?

    Translation not found :)

  • Thany (unregistered)

    So there's someone out there who actually takes the effort of translating every article?

    Now that's a commitment :)

  • Mr Fudge (unregistered)

    Could we please have a TheDailyWTF in Klingon?

  • cA (unregistered)
    <hint> estonian WTF would be nice :) </hint>
  • Laz (unregistered)

    To be honest - if the guys wont be able to to differentiate a real WTF story and a "bash-kind-of-humor-ending-only-with-an-'wtf?'-question" soon, and keep up posting the latter ones, it'll be a much better idea to simply translate english WTF's into Polish...

  • Laz (unregistered)

    To be honest - if the guys wont be able to to differentiate a real WTF story and a "bash-kind-of-humor-ending-only-with-an-'wtf?'-question" soon, and keep up posting the latter ones, it'll be a much better idea to simply translate english WTF's into Polish...

  • KoosG (unregistered)

    add (comment, data( combinewords( combinewords( combinewords( combinewords( combinewords( combinewords( combinewords( Polish, notation), really), isn't), that), great), you), know)))

  • Kuka lie (unregistered) in reply to Mun nimi
    Mun nimi:
    Voisko joku kääntää myös suomeksi?
    Ei sitä koskaan voi tietää mikä on mahdollista ja mikä ei...
  • Eh (unregistered)

    Eh? They don't understand English in Poland? Welcome to globalisation.

  • Bonsai (unregistered) in reply to Eh

    Why should English be the only language spoken in the world? Only to help English speaking people to keep the laziness of not learning a foreign language?

  • mare (unregistered)

    It's amazing how easy it is to understand (and even speak!) Polish after a few drinks... :D

  • JohnMcLane (unregistered) in reply to Kuka lie

    These guys ask for a finnish version... It should be called "Päivittäinen mitä vittuu"!

  • Mun nimi (unregistered)
  • Cloak (unregistered)

    Not only that they stole all cars in Western Europe, now they also steal their own site and give it to the Russians. WTF.

  • Cloak (unregistered) in reply to Kuka lie
    Kuka lie:
    Mun nimi:
    Voisko joku kääntää myös suomeksi?
    Ei sitä koskaan voi tietää mikä on mahdollista ja mikä ei...

    I didn't know you can do that

  • Cloak (unregistered)

    tried to add a comment on the polish site:

    " Our reader Ilya Druzhnikov much surprised when I saw in Delhi effects of indiyskiyh methods. Уверен, это потрясение не прошло для него даром, и он подбрался еще на один маленький шажок ближе к пониманию сути индийского кода. I am sure this is not the shock has passed a gift for him, and he podbralsya for one small thing closer to understanding the essence of the Indian code. "

    Is that English or Polenglish ?

  • Cloak (unregistered)

    oops, didn't see that it was a google translation. sorry

  • Cloak (unregistered)

    TRWTF is that it is in Polish and I can't read it. Only, it seems that there are other WTFs than on the English site. Do they not share their experience like the other localized sites do? that reminds me of the first comment I posted here.

  • Me (unregistered)

    You have no chance to survive, make your WTF!

    What you say!

    All your WTF are belong to us!

  • (cs)

    Welcome to our Polish friends!

    We would all wave hello to you, but we don't want you falling out of the tree.

    :)

  • G Money (unregistered) in reply to Jay
    Jay:
    I wonder if there's English translation available somewhere.
    1. Translate using Google.
    2. E-mail the result to yourself.
    3. Print out the e-mail.
    4. Place on a wooden table.
    5. Take a picture.
    6. Scan in the picture.
    7. E-mail the picture to yourself.
    8. Post on the InterWeb.

    Viola! English translation.

  • Ahnfelt (unregistered) in reply to Bonsai
    Bonsai:
    Why should English be the only language spoken in the world? Only to help English speaking people to keep the laziness of not learning a foreign language?
    For the same reason we have the metric system. You'd hope most programmers would understand the benefit of standards...

    "A foreign language?"

    Basically, we can all learn a hundred languages, or we can all learn one language. Why are some people so lazy that they don't bother learning English?

  • Peter (unregistered) in reply to Mr Fudge
    Mr Fudge:
    Could we please have a TheDailyWTF in Klingon?

    Wroclaw railway station has (or had when I was there) a sign to Bajor.

  • John Doe (unregistered) in reply to Ahnfelt
    Ahnfelt:
    Basically, we can all learn a hundred languages, or we can all learn one language. Why are some people so lazy that they don't bother learning English?

    You sound like a smart person; clearly prepared for the future. Here are some links to help you out even further later in life.

    Have a nice day sir!

  • Diego (unregistered)

    When there will be WTF in spanish?? I'm sure we will have very good WTFs to recall. But talking seriously, there will be nice to translate the best of russian and polish articles to english.

  • chippeur (unregistered)

    it's really nice to have sevral languages in DWTF. It may open new opportunities of WTF stories.

    Maybe we could have a new olympic sport for the nexts olympics games... (My little finger told me we could have a new froggy edition (champions of wtf) soon ....)

  • (cs) in reply to chippeur

    Way to cater to .0000000000000000001% of the population that doesn't matter. GG

  • TadGhostal (unregistered)

    I'm more interested in the ad for Polana.com (gourmet polish food online)! Mmmmmm, gotta get me some!

  • TadGhostal (unregistered)

    I can see it now....

    Jan Patowski was interviewing for his IT job after college in 2006. It was a job to write code for a commodore 64.....

    lol, more polish jokes? No? Sure? No?

  • NeoMojo (unregistered)

    Google's Russian to English translation makes me laugh everytime :D

    «Отлично, а с ассемблерными вставками доводилось работать?» "Excellent, but with assemblernymi insertions have to work?"

    «Да, вообще в последнем прое-» "Yes, even in the last pro-"

    Уэйн снова его перебил. Wayne interrupted him again. «Насколько вы знакомы с многозадачным программированием?» "As far as you know multitasking programming?"

    Бен начал было обычную речь о многозадачном программировании начала 90-х, но заметил, что Уэйн уже переключился на свой блокнот. Ben began, it was the usual talk about multitasking programming beginning 90 - x, but noted that Wayne had already switched to his notebook. Он что-то писал в блокноте, периодически соглашаясь с Уэйном случайными «угу». He wrote something in the notebook, occasionally agreeing with Wayne casual "Cheers."

    «Отлично», опять перебил Уэйн. "Excellent", Wayne interrupted again. «Теперь посмотрите на этот код. "Now look at this code. Скажите что здесь не так». Tell me that it is not so. " Он передал Бену блокнот с написанным от руки кодом на С. He handed Ben notebook with handwritten code written in C.

     int i;  char *p = 0x10000;  for (i = 0; i < 1000000;i++)   {     *p++ = 0;  } int i; char * p = 0x10000; for (i = 0, i <1000000; i + +) (* p + + = 0;)

    Бен отметил очевидное целочисленное переполнение, а затем добавил, «но лично я бы просто использовал memset». Ben integer overflow stating the obvious, then added, "but personally I would simply used memset".

    «Отлично», сказал Уэйн, «вы приняты! "Excellent," said Wayne, "you are taken! Сможете приступить немедленно?» Can you begin immediately? "

  • Anonymous (unregistered) in reply to Lysis
    Lysis:
    Way to cater to .0000000000000000001% of the population that doesn't matter. GG
    You do realize that .0000000000000000001% of the world's population is 0,00000000065 of a person?
  • Crash Gordon (unregistered)

    What about TDWTF in Reverse Polish?

    That interesting would be.

  • (cs) in reply to Bonsai
    Bonsai:
    Why should English be the only language spoken in the world? Only to help English speaking people to keep the laziness of not learning a foreign language?
    -1, Flamebait
  • (cs) in reply to Lysis
    Lysis:
    Way to cater to .0000000000000000001% of the population that doesn't matter. GG
    The current population of Poland, according to the CIA, is 38,518,241. It's safe to say that most of them speak Polish as their preferred language. There are probably a few million Polish speakers in various other countries, as well. So bug off.
  • Harrow (unregistered)

    WTF, I thought this site WAS Polish.

    -Harrow.

  • (cs)

    Ummm....April 1st is -----------------> That way.

  • Péter (unregistered) in reply to Ahnfelt

    Háháá. Ol jor szpíksz bilong tu ász!

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