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The real wtf is engineers programming.
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u mad
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So, it took many days and nights to fix. Additionally to the time spent fixing it, it also took another 20 hours with the Boss' laptop to install the application. Therefore it isn't either or, but instead both!
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Surely I'm not expecting too much.
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"The boss blinked and then solemnly nodded in appreciation."
This is TRWTF!! They are called 'bosses' because they aren't supposed to show appreciation!!
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I think I just heard ted's head exploding...
EDIT: oops, clicked submit too quickly. Didn't notice your "hidden" comment. Obviously my OCD text highlighting has failed me...
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My grandma had a copy of that book, which I read many times at her house. It was a big deal in my childhood, right up there with "Are You My Mother?" Then, about a year ago (I think), my hubby stumbled upon that Amazon review and, despite having never heard of the book before, instantly had to buy it. So I got a huge nostalgia trip and we both shared a good geek joke too. ;-)
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Explosion you say?
At any rate, I think Ken and Ted are the same person trolling him/herself.
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Random xkcd links still make you lol? I have no problem with that
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Trolling is not aloud here.
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Askimet, thy name is ted.
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As a person who only reads xkcd strips when people link to them, almost all of these were new to me and I found them quite funny.
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I still have my copy from when I was a kid - now I'm going to have to put it with my programming books. :)I wonder if anyone has ever written a parody...
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Glad to see I'm not the only one who is sick of people posting xkcd links endlessly.
But, he's probably a fat pasty nerd; you have to be scrawny and metrosexual to be a hipster.
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Who needs a bible when you've got webcomics and internet memes?
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There is.
(only posting it to make even more steam come out of Ted's ears...)
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Someone else's captcha:
Appelatio: I saw that movie!
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Sometimes it's necessary because programmers aren't engineers.
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Ha ha guys, here's another xkcd link, someone pass me a penis so I can get in on the circle jerk!
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tl;dr
tl;dr
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It took me four seconds to read your post.
I want my three seconds back.
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Ok, what is the deal with all these places having only a single author for large code projects?
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Why so serious?
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Mmmm, I love all the xkcd links to troll the idiots on rants about xkcd links. Mmmm.
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That must be it....you can recall off the top of your head all these comics individually just to prove how you are infinitely smarter than the OP, but they must be using some link library. Wow.
What a titmouse!
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Wow, I dislike geek culture for the most part, and I found the xkcd parody was much less funny than the actual comics. They seem like they were written by some self-loathing nerd.
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Duh! Cowards use garbage collector, which is One Big Guaranteed Memory Leak. Though, "legal" one.
P.S. Carthago delenda est! TRWTF is java.
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"Memory allocation? Only cowards use 'new' or 'malloc'." Does this mean he rewrote his own malloc? Is that even possible?
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Another file another line, Another template, another time, Another build, another crash, I'm eating junk, feeling rash, Another night, I'm going mad, My woman's leaving, I feel sad, But I just love the life I lead, Another compile is what I need, More debugging my ears bleed, We Are The Coders
-- Motorhead, "We Are The Coders".
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So ... silent?
Captcha: Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
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Aaawww, diddums.
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I'm not sure of the problem with a versioning system using macros + header files? I guess it depends on how it's used, but the serialization parts of Boost use macros for versioning your serializable classes. I also don't see why template-heavy code is a bad thing unless you're scared of templates. The rest of it's fair enough though.
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Something like this: http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/e5ewb1h3(v=vs.80).aspx
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Yeah, and you know what I hate?! LOLCATS!!!!!
*waits for people to post links to lolcats... yay!
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