• (cs) in reply to eric76
    eric76:
    MoSlo:
    "randomized server backup system"??? In what world would this EVER be a sane idea?

    In the movie Idiocracy?

    No, it's worse than watering plants with a sports drink.

  • Norman Diamond (unregistered) in reply to MoSlo
    MoSlo:
    "randomized server backup system"??? In what world would this EVER be a sane idea?
    Hear, hear.

    The "for - select" pattern is designed for round robins. The "for - select" pattern is not designed for random selections. It's just a matter of dumb luck that can serve as a backup ... unless the NSA interfered with the call to rand in the loop.

  • Norman Diamond (unregistered) in reply to faoileag
    faoileag:
    Steve The Cynic:
    faoileag:
    that even 5 nines still mean a permitted downtime of > 8h
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_availability says that three nines is 8.76 hours per year. Five nines is 5.26 minutes per year. A single 8-hour outage consumes your five-nines outage allowance for over 90 years.
    You are right, of course. And I agree completely with you. And with whoever said that you shouldn't do complex math when suffering from a cold ;-)
    That's real math, bud. There's no i in real math.
  • Norman Diamond (unregistered) in reply to chubertdev
    chubertdev:
    faoileag:
    Steve The Cynic:
    faoileag:
    that even 5 nines still mean a permitted downtime of > 8h
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_availability says that three nines is 8.76 hours per year. Five nines is 5.26 minutes per year. A single 8-hour outage consumes your five-nines outage allowance for over 90 years.
    You are right, of course. And I agree completely with you. And with whoever said that you shouldn't do complex math when suffering from a cold ;-)
    Off-by-one-nine errors are more common than you think.
    That's off by two nines. Off-by-one meta-errors are more common than you think.
  • Hasting (unregistered) in reply to Norman Diamond
    Norman Diamond:
    chubertdev:
    faoileag:
    Steve The Cynic:
    faoileag:
    that even 5 nines still mean a permitted downtime of > 8h
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_availability says that three nines is 8.76 hours per year. Five nines is 5.26 minutes per year. A single 8-hour outage consumes your five-nines outage allowance for over 90 years.
    You are right, of course. And I agree completely with you. And with whoever said that you shouldn't do complex math when suffering from a cold ;-)
    Off-by-one-nine errors are more common than you think.
    That's off by two nines. Off-by-one meta-errors are more common than you think.
    Whoooooooooooooooosh
  • faoileag (unregistered) in reply to no laughing matter
    no laughing matter:
    DCRoss:
    ... and I am sorry that I could not think of any other drinks which contain umlauts in their names for after the signing (10), because putting umlauts in things just makes them more awesome. Heh. Ümläüt.
    ... a long list of various drinks ...
    Definitely missing in that list is "Pflümli" (plum brandy). And, from the state that at one time had the motto "We can do everything — except speak Standard German": "Schwäbischer Whisky". Yes, it really does mean whisky from the south-west of germany.

    Captcha "tation" - apropriate, but what happened to the temp?

  • Sam (unregistered) in reply to Quango
    Quango:
    Kudos for Peter in accepting that it was ultimately his fault: most people would blame the datacenter.
    TRWTF is trying to find one party to take all the blame.

    The datacenter is at fault. Peter is also at fault.

  • bigbob (unregistered) in reply to MoSlo
    MoSlo:
    "randomized server backup system"??? In what world would this EVER be a sane idea?

    I think it's a great idea. Even servers should have to take a turn in the barrel.

  • (cs) in reply to Hasting
    Hasting:
    Norman Diamond:
    chubertdev:
    faoileag:
    Steve The Cynic:
    faoileag:
    that even 5 nines still mean a permitted downtime of > 8h
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_availability says that three nines is 8.76 hours per year. Five nines is 5.26 minutes per year. A single 8-hour outage consumes your five-nines outage allowance for over 90 years.
    You are right, of course. And I agree completely with you. And with whoever said that you shouldn't do complex math when suffering from a cold ;-)
    Off-by-one-nine errors are more common than you think.
    That's off by two nines. Off-by-one meta-errors are more common than you think.
    Whoooooooooooooooosh

    No, he was right, I simply misread it. My mind reads what it wants to sometimes.

    That being said, it does make for a pretty good meta joke.

  • (cs) in reply to chubertdev
    chubertdev:
    no laughing matter:
    :snip:
    At first glance, that comment looked so much like spam that I thought Akismet had given you a cup of coffee after posting it.
    My guess is that Akismet has tested those links before making a decision and now is seriously drünk.

    Which is only a letter away from its normal state.

  • John (unregistered)

    Of course the is no SLA: the data center is part of the university.

  • (cs) in reply to faoileag
    faoileag:
    Captcha "tation" - apropriate, but what happened to the temp?

    Gertrude was the temp, read the story again if you don't know what happened.

  • (cs) in reply to no laughing matter
    no laughing matter:
    chubertdev:
    no laughing matter:
    :snip:
    At first glance, that comment looked so much like spam that I thought Akismet had given you a cup of coffee after posting it.
    My guess is that Akismet has tested those links before making a decision and now is seriously drünk.

    Which is only a letter away from its normal state.

    Based on what I've seen from it, I highly doubt that it's capable of testing them in any proper fashion.

  • Some guy (unregistered)

    So, let's for the sake of argument pretend this is all completely true, and they didn't have an SLA, and blah blah blah.

    They've got two servers -- one is, essentially, dead -- the other is fine -- why COULDN'T the web site load balancer be reconfigured to just pass through to the non-dead server?

    It would be reduced capacity -- but it would be higher than the 50% they were currently running under, no?

  • (cs) in reply to neminem

    Yep, that's why every commercial LB I've worked with has a slow-start mechanism, and I've seen what happens when you forget to turn it on.

  • Hannes (unregistered) in reply to no laughing matter
    no laughing matter:
    chubertdev:
    no laughing matter:
    :snip:
    At first glance, that comment looked so much like spam that I thought Akismet had given you a cup of coffee after posting it.
    My guess is that Akismet has tested those links before making a decision and now is seriously drünk.

    Which is only a letter away from its normal state.

    As long as Akismet isn't knurd or even -heaven forbid- knürd, everything will be fine.

  • (cs) in reply to Some guy
    Some guy:
    So, let's for the sake of argument pretend this is all completely true, and they didn't have an SLA, and blah blah blah.

    They've got two servers -- one is, essentially, dead -- the other is fine -- why COULDN'T the web site load balancer be reconfigured to just pass through to the non-dead server?

    It would be reduced capacity -- but it would be higher than the 50% they were currently running under, no?

    That's also what is total bullshit about that article:
    Roger from the article:
    So, it’s going to be about 48 hours before your server farm can handle anything other than mild stress
    The "server farm" is stated to be two servers, but reduced to one server it "can handle only mild stress"?????

    The simple round robin strategy only makes sense if both servers have approximately the same performance.

  • (cs)

    So... they have two servers in a load balanced config. One of them is effectively dead.

    What about reconfiguring the load balancer. Surely that would take far less than 48 hours. As in like 5 minutes?

  • KillaMaaki (unregistered)

    It sounds far fetched, but server providers do really stupid crap like this. I know one GSP that let you FTP into your server files and muck about with whatever you wanted. These physical servers were shared between multiple server applications for different users. The WTF? No user access restrictions whatsoever. Even though you could only FTP into your own files, you could chuck a mod for your server app in there which could access the entire server (including other people's server applications). They've since removed full FTP support (now you can only access the data files and game saves) and force you to add pre-approved mods via a control panel. During said process many people found their servers mysteriously down, and when they came back up hours later many installed mods simply vanished, all with a conspicuous lack of email announcements.

  • Frigga has a wooden spoon and coriander (unregistered) in reply to Met
    Met:
    This story is BS. In my university experience everyone registered for classes as soon as possible so they did not miss out on those required classes that fill up. That was the only think college students would not procrastinate on.
    Indeed, my school's registration system only went down on the first day. After that it was always clear sailing.
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    [quote user="faoileag"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_availability says that three nines is 8.76 hours per year. Five nines is 5.26 minutes per year. A single 8-hour outage consumes your five-nines outage allowance for over 90 years.[/quote] You are right, of course. And I agree completely with you. And with whoever said that you shouldn't do complex math when suffering from a cold ;-)[/quote]If that's complex math to you, you haven's seen nuthin ;)

  • Whiner (unregistered) in reply to ArthurDent
    ArthurDent:
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    If you're referring to underwater basketweaving, that's common phrase and has nothing to do with XKCD

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  • SecretMonkey (unregistered)

    OMG. Any good news about Peter?

  • anonymous (unregistered) in reply to SecretMonkey
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