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I don't get it
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nonce - sense!
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So Vista blames XP, implying XP's problems are the fault of NT, implying NT's problems are the fault of 98, implying 98's problems are the fault of 95, implying 95's problems are the fault of 3.1, implying 3.1's problems are the fault of DOS...
Hey, we KNOW who wrote DOS. Let's just hunt him down and make him pay!
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Awesome, April Fools is over. No more of this Twitter nonsense.
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I blame this comment
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NT != 3.11?++
...from my experimental language that allows inline regexes for comparators, extrapolated from x = y = z + 1 (VB). Ternary operators have known bugs atm
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Twitter nonsense? I blame you for thinking this is a 'serious' Error'd article.
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So? Call 04786 8E+11 for support help.
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If it was -196 in Clearwater, don't you think they should have changed the town's name to Solidice?
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What is wrong with 0478680000000000 as a phone number?
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Many might argue that SQL Server is redundant, but it tends to consume more power than it supplies.
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The dialog box doesn't have scrollbars either. No-one ever cares about dialog boxes.
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Seriously: a defective temperature sensor is not a WTF anymore, its just sad for this kind of electric components that they break so often. ^_^
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It always amuses me when things like that happen with Windows. All it's doing is blindly reading the resource info that says who wrote it and what app it was... I had Windows Explorer get closed to prevent a data execution exploit yesterday. Microsoft rather handily laid all the blame at their own feet.
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I've seen so many Temperature based WTF's, whether on the news, weather forecasts or outdoor displays like these that they should all be saved up and made into one giant world map of screwey temperatures, bundled with cited sources and added to wikipedia as proof of climate change.
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This comment does not have scroll bars.
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That sounds like a great idea. Could be a getting quite a large page so don't forget the scrollbar
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Your mom doesn't have any scroll bars
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I knew you were going to say that.
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Yo momma's so fat she has horizontal scroll bars!
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No, but Octomom has scroll bars.
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First one looks like a virus/spyware/other malware to me, trying to disguise itself so the user notices less fast...
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Wow. The quality of the comments is astounding this morning. It's like everyone is still using the twitter style of doing things, and the comments are getting closer to the quality you'd find on YouTube...
Common -- I know we can do better!
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(I've not read the commends on YouTube for a while, is that better?)
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Was this information helpful? ○ Yes ○ No ◉ LOLWUT?
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How would that be any different then the claims for man caused climate currently there? :D
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(Damn. 140 characters already)
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I blame XP every day.
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I've got the scrollbars error once too when calling some totaly unrelated API on windows.
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[At] Jing Zang I am dying to know if the information was helpful?
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Yo momma's so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time!
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For those of us who've been to Clearwater, MN and lived to tell about it, I'm fairly sure that was the real temperature there :-p
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Note: I have inserted at least one intentional mistake to keep the grammar nazis interested in this thread.
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Welcome to Thermodynamics 101.
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Yo momma's so fat she got more bandwidth that the local telco
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What's the problem, that SQL server costs $12,000 (probably way more than the cost of the Dell)? I suppose you could do it for free with a non-Microsoft solution. Obviously MS wants to take advantage of vendor lock in.
But, it sounds like there's probably some additional hardware too, so it's not like that $12,000 is all going to MS.
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I think this is the best example of geek/ghetto fusion I have ever encountered.
I hope you don't mind when I spread this to everyone. If you do, too bad, I'm doing it anyway.
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Hmmm, I assumed it was Clearwater, FL which would make it quite shocking.
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Naah, not enough Chuck Norris facts. But close...
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If this would be in another part of the world the sensor could be workign perfectly, just stuck somewhere it shouldn't be (in this case, liquid nitrogen).
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You called?