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What about a C-5 loaded with holographic storage cubes? Betcha didn't think of that ;).
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Sorry Alex, freeing up 1.6 Petabytes will still leave you 14.4 Petabytes short unless my eyes are off on the place counting.
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Sorry Alex, freeing up 1.6 Petabytes will still leave you 14.4 Petabytes short if I read the places right.
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I seem to remember a certain well-known anti-virus product used to put up a dialog of the form:
"<name removed for legal reasons> needs to reboot your computer"
with only an OK button. Helpfully, clicking on the closer DID THE SAME F*CKING THING (rebooted without the option) ! I lost a LOT of work that way and will no longer use that product.
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I assume the calulator showed the number "80085".
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Reminds me of in college: one of my classmates wasn't in the habit of locking his machine, and for several weeks he was always puzzled by the fact that every time he turned around, a calculator was staring him in the face. He'd use calc.exe to help him with a math program, close calc, look down to jot down the answer, and when he looked up, calc would be back. It started to make him doubt his sanity.
Finally, one day he did nothing but stare at the screen for a while, and then calculator spontaneously showed up on his screen, with out him doing anything at all! On a hunch, he checked his screen saver, and it was set to "evil.exe" which, among other things, spawned a copy of calculator (the writer of said application fessed up immediately and proudly when confronted). He turned around to see the row behind his lab computer giggling uncontrollably - they had been in on the joke for the previous 2 weeks.
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Should that be 16 petabytes?
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Woo, found the other people that already said that. :)
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Yep, because someone thought they would be smart and spell Gaudi as it is spelled in Spanish ("Gaudí", with an accent on the "i") but then didn't use the right encoding to display it...
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I think this is the same screen.. http://kuvaton.com/bshit/lv-night.jpg
damn, they seem to have some serious problems with that computer.
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^^^
Is anyone going to delete that spam? I don't think Mp3s have much to do with this post.
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Actually it's 16.7 Petabytes