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No one can explain to you what the dot matrix is...you have to see it for yourself.
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it isn't free to run you know...
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Whenever Alex posts a Classic WTF, I go check out the original comments to see what the hivemind of yesteryear concluded. That being said, this comment sums it all up nicely.
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USE LineTests
SELECT DateRun, AreaTested, WasSuccess FROM LineTests INTO CURSOR curReport WHERE PerformedByID = nOperatorID
SELECT curReport LIST TO PRINTER
fixed
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I thought the one right below it was an even better summary.
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Ahh, dot matrix printers. That brings me back to... this morning :(
I still have to install maybe 80-100 brand new dot matrix printers a year, they're horribly pricey now but absolutely needed for printing on multi-part security stationary.
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Ah, Young-Alex's excessive word hyphenation-phase.
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Troll not know to use BBCode tags. <win for me>
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I'd hate to rewrite all my delivered software for free in my spare time every time I learned something new!
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As in: you're still churning out new crap while fixing old crap?
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...everyday...
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Our project manager say "don't fix bug. they bring future income."
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I never thought I'd say this, but thank goodness for employer-enforced image blocking.
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I don't think Clipper ever supported any sort of SQL, as FoxPro in its later versions does.
Also, the default scope for LIST is the current record only, so that'd have to be: LIST ALL OFF TO PRINT
I could be wrong on both these, though: my expertise is in FoxBase/FoxPro, not Clipper.
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TRWTF was not charging for it, even if he was just fixing his own oversight.
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Correct Commnet You are finaly showing inteligent signs.
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This actually made me LOL...
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sorry, no SQL in Clipper... had to wait for FoxPro 2.5 for that
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This is actually much better than failure. :)
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Yeah, seriously, you worked your ass off to meet their requirements, and they pay you per hour to do that work. Why in God's name is it not worth more money for you to improve on it?
Last time I checked, my landlord won't give me a bigger apartment for free.
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It appears that each captcha image is regenerated on demand. If we all start writing in captchas, what do you think the bandwidth hit would be?
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TRWTF was taking on the risk of updating a reporting application which appears to have been functioning correctly.
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Classic and non-new as it may be, it still warms the cockles of my heart someone had the time, the resources and the pride to fix some follies of his youth.
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Direct output to the printer (so that it has to wait for your calculations) is TRWTF. Didn't we fix that, oh, back about 1960 or so?
Much better to spool a file containing nothing but linefeeds. Set it to print at about 3AM on the high speed printer in the computer room. You can probably throw an entire box of paper in the air before the night shift operator wakes up.
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Wow. I remember Clipper, back when I was an intern in 1988. A good language, although definitely strange by modern standards.
I remember seeing the description of SET FILTER, along with its warning and very quickly learned to avoid it. By using indices and SEEK and other related mechanisms, I gained a nearly 100:1 speedup. Even though my databases only had a few hundred records, that was still a huge deal for code running on an 8MHz 286.
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pfy
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I wonder if a dot matrix printer could be made to play music?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcmP6fzj2KM#t=50s
from there you can see many more videos of printers, hard drives, floppy drives, stepper motors, etc. playing music.
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The real WTF is a programmer that actually learned something.
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Probably. One place where I worked, we had a text file that made the IBM 1403 line printer play "Anchors Aweigh" when printed out.
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TRWTF is so many people cannot understand the idea to be nice to each other without requiring payment.
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(The captchas used to say something different but I guess you've obliged Alex to go and change the generator script. Nice job breaking it, hero.)
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"SET FILTER"
So that's what the Django and Ruby on Rails people were working from...
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They let him re-write "working" code? (In that it meets the functional criteria...)
What if he broke something?
Do they want to support that, however small the risk may seem?
Best wait for the client to request the modification.
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Actually, I'm stating my opinion.