• tony (unregistered)

    First like

  • Warren (unregistered)

    The GIGABYTE item is all about appearances instead of power, so maybe it really is for women.

    <sarcastic chauvinism/>
  • Pippo (unregistered)

    What is wrong with "Mathematics is not an opinion" !?

  • Spartacus (unregistered)

    Ok, who calls their server Spartacus? That's going to get confusing.

  • faoileag (unregistered)
    Stefano:
    Mathematics is not up for debate!
    Well, as your screenshot documents 3 == 4 for large quantities of 3.
  • Uxoh (unregistered)

    Oooooh, such insightfully anatomical slang we use. Since women have broad hips, clearly, let us call men Slim, shall we?

  • faoileag (unregistered) in reply to Uxoh
    Uxoh:
    Oooooh, such insightfully anatomical slang we use. Since women have broad hips, clearly, let us call men Slim, shall we?
    Erm, yes? I know it as a common name for cowboys...
  • MightyM (unregistered)

    As the old saying goes: There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors

  • (cs)

    A quick search for "Unhandled Exception" on Facebook returns 3 community pages, 3 groups, and 14 people by that name.

    (At least one of them is a band.)

  • (cs) in reply to MightyM
    MightyM:
    As the old saying goes: There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  • Tim (unregistered) in reply to DaveK
    DaveK:
    MightyM:
    As the old saying goes: There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
    wrong - Bruce Schneier expects the Spanish Inquisition http://www.schneierfacts.com/ (just keep refreshing - you'll get it eventually)
  • Andrew (unregistered) in reply to DaveK
    DaveK:
    MightyM:
    As the old saying goes: There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
    It's not a hard thing in CS. It can be worked around. File a bug, and I'll get to it next week.
  • anonymous (unregistered)

    Alright, the second day in a row where trolls can completely overrule the discussion with a lengthy debate of sexism vs. feminism! Yes!

  • anonymous (unregistered) in reply to Tim
    Tim:
    DaveK:
    MightyM:
    As the old saying goes: There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
    wrong - Bruce Schneier expects the Spanish Inquisition http://www.schneierfacts.com/ (just keep refreshing - you'll get it eventually)
    So, you are saying that Bruce Schneier is nobody?
  • Yikus (unregistered) in reply to Spartacus
    Spartacus:
    Ok, who calls their server Spartacus? That's going to get confusing.

    My server is Spartacus

  • Vlad (unregistered) in reply to Yikus

    No, MY server is Spartacus.

  • Judith (unregistered) in reply to Vlad

    Well mine is called Bwian.

  • (cs)

    I don't know how many times I told our marketing boys to never refer to dames as broads.

  • monkeyPushButton (unregistered) in reply to RichP

    My server is Spartacus and so is my wife's.

  • J. Random PMP (unregistered) in reply to Vlad

    No, MY server is Spartacus, and so is my wife's!

  • emaN ruoY (unregistered)

    And when you go to remove the last port from the list, you get a divide by 0 error. Effectively disallowing the user to use either the intended min/max values in the list?

  • emaN ruoY (unregistered) in reply to RichP
    RichP:
    I don't know how many times I told our marketing boys to never refer to dames as broads.

    "CHANGE? CHANGE? You gotta any change, mister?"

  • unhandled homey (unregistered) in reply to RichP
    RichP:
    I don't know how many times I told our marketing bros to never refer to bitches as hos.
  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to Uxoh
    Uxoh:
    Oooooh, such insightfully anatomical slang we use. Since women have broad hips, clearly, let us call men Slim, shall we?

    Women have, at ANY point, held their tongues when insulting the appearance of men?

    Really?

    Ever read a fashion magazine?

  • Klimax (unregistered)

    Steam's not a WTF. Often supporting tools are written in .NET.

  • Liam (unregistered) in reply to Klimax
    Klimax:
    Steam's not a WTF. Often supporting tools are written in .NET.

    No, the WTF is Windows not having any way to check if .NET is installed besides "run the installer again".

  • Not Hans (unregistered) in reply to Liam
    Liam:
    Klimax:
    Steam's not a WTF. Often supporting tools are written in .NET.

    No, the WTF is Windows not having any way to check if .NET is installed besides "run the installer again".

    I believe TRWTF is ".dot NET"

    incassum - incassum you missed it the first time.

  • (cs) in reply to Liam
    Liam:
    Klimax:
    Steam's not a WTF. Often supporting tools are written in .NET.

    No, the WTF is Windows not having any way to check if .NET is installed besides "run the installer again".

    Perhaps it should just look it up on the .dot NET net.

  • (cs)

    Ahhh, truncation. It can lead to some pretty funny results. One should at least use an ellipsis, and truncate to the end of a word.

    Reminds me of a reply that I once saw: "I will take it in the associate director's office" Truncated to 25 characters. I'll let you guys figure that one out.

  • Grandpa (unregistered) in reply to DaveK
    DaveK:
    A quick search for "Unhandled Exception" on Facebook returns 3 community pages, 3 groups, and 14 people by that name.

    (At least one of them is a band.)

    I was a founding member of "Unhandled Exception" - a company band in Wichita Kansas made up of employees of LSI Logic Engenio Storage division. I've moved on, but I think the band still exists and plays at various NetApp events (NetApp having bought ESG from LSI Logic a few years back).

    One of the members preferred "Scuzzy and the bits" -- I'm not sure why we settled on U.E.... other than we were tired of arguing about it.

    Is that the band you found?

  • (cs) in reply to Grandpa

    Uggh, now I'm having flashbacks of working on an app where "LSI Logic" was hard-coded everywhere, and I had to help update everything to "LSI." Would have been quicker if I was lazy, but I ended up doing it the right way.

  • anonymous (unregistered) in reply to Grandpa
    Grandpa:
    DaveK:
    A quick search for "Unhandled Exception" on Facebook returns 3 community pages, 3 groups, and 14 people by that name.

    (At least one of them is a band.)

    I was a founding member of "Unhandled Exception" - a company band in Wichita Kansas made up of employees of LSI Logic Engenio Storage division. I've moved on, but I think the band still exists and plays at various NetApp events (NetApp having bought ESG from LSI Logic a few years back).

    One of the members preferred "Scuzzy and the bits" -- I'm not sure why we settled on U.E.... other than we were tired of arguing about it.

    Is that the band you found?

    Is one of the Unhandled Exceptions this General Failure guy who's apparently been reading my hard drive?

  • (cs) in reply to Spartacus
    Spartacus:
    Ok, who calls their server Spartacus? That's going to get confusing.

    My server's called Spartacus, and so is my wife's GB-XM14-1037!

  • (cs) in reply to Not Hans
    Not Hans:
    I believe TRWTF is ".dot NET"
    Does this mean I can get my miscellaneous front-page entry published by simply screen-shotting the next piece of spam that offers to sell me something for "only $14 dollars!"?
  • Cheong (unregistered)

    I still cannot get what's wrong with the Gigabyte one. Can someone explain to me why it's for ladies?

  • Norman Diamond (unregistered)

    If you're searching for unhandled exception, it wouldn't surprise me if you'd find one by trying to create a facebook profile. A few days ago my wife got an HTTP 500 error from Facebook when trying to upload a photo.

    (My skills would make HTTP 500 not unlikely if I were configuring a server, but if a working server were the lifeblood of my company I think I'd test it before going live.)

  • Friedrice The Great (unregistered) in reply to Matt Westwood
    Matt Westwood:
    Spartacus:
    Ok, who calls their server Spartacus? That's going to get confusing.

    My server's called Spartacus, and so is my wife's GB-XM14-1037!

    Hey, my wife's named Spartacus! Maybe she knows your server?

  • Friedrice The Great (unregistered) in reply to Matt Westwood
    Matt Westwood:
    Spartacus:
    Ok, who calls their server Spartacus? That's going to get confusing.

    My server's called Spartacus, and so is my wife's GB-XM14-1037!

    Hmm, didn't they just dig an old Roman server out of the ruins of Herculaneum? I understand they're eagerly looking forward to finally figuring out how the ancient Romans' computers implemented Roman numeral calculation in silicon ...

  • Calculov (unregistered) in reply to Friedrice The Great
    Friedrice The Great:
    Matt Westwood:
    Spartacus:
    Ok, who calls their server Spartacus? That's going to get confusing.

    My server's called Spartacus, and so is my wife's GB-XM14-1037!

    Hmm, didn't they just dig an old Roman server out of the ruins of Herculaneum? I understand they're eagerly looking forward to finally figuring out how the ancient Romans' computers implemented Roman numeral calculation in silicon ...

    The design of the hardware was several troughs etched into a pile of silicon dioxide, with several larger pieces of silicon aggregate added to , or moved around on those troughs through user input. While the user interface was primitive, divide-by-zero errors seem to have been non-existent.

  • Quote (unregistered)

    I don't know, it makes sense to me that "DmC Devil May Cry" would require ".dot Net" to run.

  • (cs) in reply to Cheong
    Cheong:
    I still cannot get what's wrong with the Gigabyte one. Can someone explain to me why it's for ladies?
    The description ends with the sentence fragment "Ideal for a broad", "broad" being a slang term for "woman".
  • Hannes (unregistered) in reply to Scarlet Manuka
    Scarlet Manuka:
    Cheong:
    I still cannot get what's wrong with the Gigabyte one. Can someone explain to me why it's for ladies?
    The description ends with the sentence fragment "Ideal for a broad", "broad" being a slang term for "woman".

    And this ends up on TDWTF? So, TRWTF is that this lame picture ended up here, am I right?

    Come on, guys. You can all see that there's a dot missing after "broad", so the sentence just got cut off... or maybe the missing dot just went one screenshot below to the .dot Net 4.0.

  • anonymous (unregistered) in reply to Hannes
    Hannes:
    Scarlet Manuka:
    Cheong:
    I still cannot get what's wrong with the Gigabyte one. Can someone explain to me why it's for ladies?
    The description ends with the sentence fragment "Ideal for a broad", "broad" being a slang term for "woman".

    And this ends up on TDWTF? So, TRWTF is that this lame picture ended up here, am I right?

    Come on, guys. You can all see that there's a dot missing after "broad", so the sentence just got cut off... or maybe the missing dot just went one screenshot below to the .dot Net 4.0.

    hurray for quantum tunneling.

  • Urjuhh (unregistered)

    If the Gigabyte PC fits in ones purse, then its ideal

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