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I wasn't aware Delaware was a month now...
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Never seen an article on here without any comments before
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considering that the event module was written by a certain developer on our team
Not that guy again. I hate that guy.
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Either have I. Everyone must be sleeping
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This article is just sad.
Normal wtf's are funny. This one is depressing.
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Haven't we seen an article like this before? You know, way back in 12.
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They're probably trying to increase their prestige, since they're barely a state.
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I'm going to take a picture of this article on a wooden table and sign it on a clipboard to prevent forgetting what it was like to see a post without comments.
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coldfusion is not turing complete
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Of course he shouldn't have used a switch. It's much more efficient to use if with nested ternary operators.
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So TRWTF is ColdFusion, amirite? ColdFusion and VB. And PHP. Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, crap written in ColdFusion. So TRWTF is ColdFusion, amirite?
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On an embedded computer with no filesystem, this isn't so unusual.
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The correct way to comment on this is to say "FIRST"
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You gotta have faith!
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TO DO: blackmail that guy/get him fired.
I have a plan for him this 12ember!
DaveE
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How can this even be a WTF? The editors are either starting to slack off or just bored.
The real WTF is that someone using ColdFusion can actually critic code pretending to be a developer. It is CF, you have to be joking if you expect to be taken seriously.
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And, you should have learned the definition of the word "of". But, I did like your use of "But" at the start of your sentence. It reminded me of "Finding Forrester".
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TRWTF is that you don't know the difference between "critic" and "critique".
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Am I the only one who feels that his code isn't quite complete without a for loop around it that goes through all the months?
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TRWTF is writing the octal number '08'. That must be one of those imaginary numbers, like eleventeen or thirty-twelve.
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... which actually exist in the French language
" quatre-vingt-dix-neuf "
literally " four-twentys + nineteen "
... vestiges of a twenty-based numeric system ... much as 'eleven' and 'twelve' are vestiges of a twelve-based numeral system.
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"Deember"?
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Tsk, tsk.
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Is that a synonym for "FRIST"?
CAPTCHA: tristique (2 after fristique)
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Remember, remember, the De of December, that this developer once wrought.
There is no rhyme, no reason, not a time, nor a season, That this code should ever be forgot.
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Beware the Ides of Deember.
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That's true, but it's still ugly and the calling card of a hopeless illiterate lout.
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One-uary, Twobruary, ...
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You've met him then?
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Defendor was obviously verbing a noun. For example, you jerkoffed your comment.
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Verbing? I think you just performed an illegal instruction.
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Sorry. Can you mail me the ticket?
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He may never be correct, but he's always certain.
Captcha: "iusto". I iusto be a werewolf but I'm all right now-oo-woo-oo
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Sentences that begin with conjunctions are the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_(linguistics)
[WTF is Akismet refusing a link to Wikipedia FFS?]
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You should check your spellchecker. Next time remember, it is written "FRIST".
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TRWTF is that the month should be last.
09/2010/December
It's the only acceptable date format.
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