• N0Creativity (unregistered)

    Is it possible? Could it be true? Frist?

  • grrr (unregistered)

    first caecus:- caucus?

  • grrr (unregistered)

    aww damn you akismet

  • (cs)

    I am laughing very hardly at Microsoft picture.

  • by (unregistered)
    [image] I knew it was a bad idea to let the Tasmanian Devil write update notes!
  • (cs) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    I am laughing very hardly at Microsoft picture.

    Yeah, I very hardly laughed at these too.

  • socknet (unregistered)

    this is the first time I laughed at Error'd in a while. Thanks.

    Still missing Mandatory Fun Day

  • (cs)

    Insert is my favorite brand of Steely Dan.

  • (cs)

    TRWTF is bottled water.

  • (cs) in reply to frits
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.

    In many places, you have to keep drink bottle water if you can aford it. The price you pay for not drinking is high than price you pay for drinking.

    Welcome to Sajjanpur!!!

  • neorok (unregistered)

    TRWTF here is people still using kompozer

  • Brawdo (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?
  • Buddy (unregistered)

    I have a bitter remark to make to my Lotus Notes developer, so bitter it's like bile in the back of my throat.

  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to socknet
    socknet:
    Still missing Mandatory Fun Day

    Seconded. Bring back MFD!

  • fritters (unregistered) in reply to Brawdo
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?

    There's a commercial that I've seen somewhere for bottled water. It shows a glass of water sitting on a counter near a tap. Somewhere in the out-of-focus background is a bathroom. You hear the sound of someone flushing the toilet. The water level in the glass of water swirls and drops, then fills up again slowly, synchronized to the sounds of the toilet flushing.

    You're supposed to be grossed out, because the message is "The water you're drinking is the same water you flush the toilet with!!!!! Gross!! OMG!!!!!!" I roll my eyes every time I see it.

  • Cap'n Spanky (unregistered) in reply to fritters
    fritters:
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?
    There's a commercial that I've seen somewhere for bottled water. It shows a glass of water sitting on a counter near a tap. Somewhere in the out-of-focus background is a bathroom. You hear the sound of someone flushing the toilet. The water level in the glass of water swirls and drops, then fills up again slowly, synchronized to the sounds of the toilet flushing.

    You're supposed to be grossed out, because the message is "The water you're drinking is the same water you flush the toilet with!!!!! Gross!! OMG!!!!!!" I roll my eyes every time I see it.

    i have to pee every time i see it.

  • Hater (unregistered) in reply to Cap'n Spanky
    Cap'n Spanky:
    fritters:
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?
    There's a commercial that I've seen somewhere for bottled water. It shows a glass of water sitting on a counter near a tap. Somewhere in the out-of-focus background is a bathroom. You hear the sound of someone flushing the toilet. The water level in the glass of water swirls and drops, then fills up again slowly, synchronized to the sounds of the toilet flushing.

    You're supposed to be grossed out, because the message is "The water you're drinking is the same water you flush the toilet with!!!!! Gross!! OMG!!!!!!" I roll my eyes every time I see it.

    i have to pee every time i see it.
    I want a drink every time I see it.

  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to fritters

    Yet some optimists will see it as wasting high-quality H2O to flush a toilet.

  • kktkkr (unregistered)

    Now where's my Alt-F4 key?

  • foo (unregistered)

    if(Children_Killed > 1000000,"Count on it every day!")

  • (cs)

    Bitter is a permanent state of mind when using Lotus Notes, it's good that their development team recognized and formalized it.

  • Robb (unregistered) in reply to Brawdo
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?

    Idiocracy?

  • QJ (unregistered) in reply to Robb
    Robb:
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?

    Idiocracy?

    Paleface sit on well.

  • Robbert (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Yet some optimists will see it as wasting high-quality H2O to flush a toilet.
    It depends on where you live. Our tap water has great quality and taste because it all comes fresh from the springs in the mountains near here. When I'm on holiday somewhere else I'm always disgusted by the tap water there and have to rely on bottled water.
  • Tom (unregistered) in reply to fritters
    fritters:
    There's a commercial that I've seen somewhere for bottled water...
    TRWTF is commercials. Haven't seen many since I got my Tivo. Except for the ones Tivo inserts, of course.
  • Zapp Brannigan (unregistered)

    5000 dead Haitians wish they had bottled water before they died from cholera.

  • H20 Expert (unregistered) in reply to Robbert
    Robbert:
    Anon:
    Yet some optimists will see it as wasting high-quality H2O to flush a toilet.
    It depends on where you live. Our tap water has great quality and taste because it all comes fresh from the springs in the mountains near here. When I'm on holiday somewhere else I'm always disgusted by the tap water there and have to rely on bottled water.

    In the United States, you should only drink bottled water that has crossed state lines. To do so, it must meet Federal regulations on bottled water (i.e.: must be clean).

    If the water remains inside the state, it need only meet the state's requirements for bottled water (i.e.: must be the same quality as the water coming out of the tap). In places with good water, this isn't a big deal. In places like Florida where "the water has a texture" (as a former co-worker put it), you want to look for that Federally-approved bottled water.

  • (cs) in reply to fritters
    fritters:
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?

    There's a commercial that I've seen somewhere for bottled water. It shows a glass of water sitting on a counter near a tap. Somewhere in the out-of-focus background is a bathroom. You hear the sound of someone flushing the toilet. The water level in the glass of water swirls and drops, then fills up again slowly, synchronized to the sounds of the toilet flushing.

    You're supposed to be grossed out, because the message is "The water you're drinking is the same water you flush the toilet with!!!!! Gross!! OMG!!!!!!" I roll my eyes every time I see it.

    Yeah. Because what makes toilet water gross? The fact that it's in a toilet. Don't fill your drinking glasses from the toilet bowl and you'll be fine.

    Stupid ads.

  • Conditional (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    socknet:
    Still missing Mandatory Fun Day

    Seconded. Bring back MFD!

    MFD itself usually sucked big ass, but some of the responses in the comments section were absolutely hilarious. So, MFD should only be brought back if people are still allowed to respond with images.

  • Zephod (unregistered)

    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.

  • (cs)

    drinking water will kill you. don't know enough, but in india, roadside stall water will paralyze your muscles from number of visits to bathroom, you will be required to make.

  • (cs) in reply to Zephod
    Zephod:
    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.

    'Dev' meaning 'God' in Hindi.

  • foo (unregistered) in reply to lolwtf
    lolwtf:
    fritters:
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?

    There's a commercial that I've seen somewhere for bottled water. It shows a glass of water sitting on a counter near a tap. Somewhere in the out-of-focus background is a bathroom. You hear the sound of someone flushing the toilet. The water level in the glass of water swirls and drops, then fills up again slowly, synchronized to the sounds of the toilet flushing.

    You're supposed to be grossed out, because the message is "The water you're drinking is the same water you flush the toilet with!!!!! Gross!! OMG!!!!!!" I roll my eyes every time I see it.

    Yeah. Because what makes toilet water gross? The fact that it's in a toilet. Don't fill your drinking glasses from the toilet bowl and you'll be fine.

    Stupid ads.

    TRWTF is that this isn't the most illogical ad I've seen, by far.

  • Matt Westface (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    drinking water will kill you. don't know enough, but in india, roadside stall water will paralyze your muscles from number of visits to bathroom, you will be required to make.
    See, this is how we know your not really from India. Anyone who's been to India knows there no such things as "bathrooms."
  • JJ (unregistered)

    I'm Commander Shepard, and INSERT BRAND is my favorite store on the Ctiadel.

  • JJ (unregistered)

    AAAGGGGHHH!!! I proofread everything but the last word!

  • (cs) in reply to Matt Westface
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    drinking water will kill you. don't know enough, but in india, roadside stall water will paralyze your muscles from number of visits to bathroom, you will be required to make.
    See, this is how we know your not really from India. Anyone who's been to India knows there no such things as "bathrooms."
    madarchod, how dare you make vile coment on hole in grave styling of shitting in woods?
  • BentFranklin (unregistered)

    INSERT BRAND could hurt. For product liability reasons, I don't think they should tell you to do that.

  • yet another Steve (unregistered) in reply to H20 Expert
    H20 Expert:
    Robbert:
    Anon:
    Yet some optimists will see it as wasting high-quality H2O to flush a toilet.
    It depends on where you live. Our tap water has great quality and taste because it all comes fresh from the springs in the mountains near here. When I'm on holiday somewhere else I'm always disgusted by the tap water there and have to rely on bottled water.

    In the United States, you should only drink bottled water that has crossed state lines. To do so, it must meet Federal regulations on bottled water (i.e.: must be clean).

    If the water remains inside the state, it need only meet the state's requirements for bottled water (i.e.: must be the same quality as the water coming out of the tap). In places with good water, this isn't a big deal. In places like Florida where "the water has a texture" (as a former co-worker put it), you want to look for that Federally-approved bottled water.

    Here in Texas, there's a brand of bottled water that says on the label (in really small print) "Source: Municipal water supply"... yeah... bottled water from the tap in the next room... seriously... (well, from a room in Houston, but close enough)
  • Matt Westface (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    drinking water will kill you. don't know enough, but in india, roadside stall water will paralyze your muscles from number of visits to bathroom, you will be required to make.
    See, this is how we know your not really from India. Anyone who's been to India knows there no such things as "bathrooms."
    madarchod, how dare you make vile coment on hole in grave styling of shitting in woods?
    Who said anything about "woods?" Everyone knows that's what the Ganges is for.
  • (cs) in reply to Matt Westface
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    drinking water will kill you. don't know enough, but in india, roadside stall water will paralyze your muscles from number of visits to bathroom, you will be required to make.
    See, this is how we know your not really from India. Anyone who's been to India knows there no such things as "bathrooms."
    madarchod, how dare you make vile coment on hole in grave styling of shitting in woods?
    Who said anything about "woods?" Everyone knows that's what the Ganges is for.

    did you mean gangs? i am not understanding your joke

  • Dave (unregistered) in reply to Zapp Brannigan
    Zapp Brannigan:
    5000 dead Haitians wish they had bottled water before they died from cholera.

    50,000 people wish they would have gotten off their asses and rebuilt their country before dying of cholera. Or at least cleaned up the place, ffs.

    captcha: appellatio - Yeah, I'm not going to post the definition of that one.

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to lolwtf
    lolwtf:
    fritters:
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?

    There's a commercial that I've seen somewhere for bottled water. It shows a glass of water sitting on a counter near a tap. Somewhere in the out-of-focus background is a bathroom. You hear the sound of someone flushing the toilet. The water level in the glass of water swirls and drops, then fills up again slowly, synchronized to the sounds of the toilet flushing.

    You're supposed to be grossed out, because the message is "The water you're drinking is the same water you flush the toilet with!!!!! Gross!! OMG!!!!!!" I roll my eyes every time I see it.

    Yeah. Because what makes toilet water gross? The fact that it's in a toilet. Don't fill your drinking glasses from the toilet bowl and you'll be fine.

    Stupid ads.

    Shit really? So NOW you tell me... It makes perfect sense why nobody wanted to drink from the punch bowl any of my parties.

    CAPTCHA - sino: a sewage wino.

  • drunker (unregistered) in reply to fritters
    fritters:
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?

    There's a commercial that I've seen somewhere for bottled water. It shows a glass of water sitting on a counter near a tap. Somewhere in the out-of-focus background is a bathroom. You hear the sound of someone flushing the toilet. The water level in the glass of water swirls and drops, then fills up again slowly, synchronized to the sounds of the toilet flushing.

    You're supposed to be grossed out, because the message is "The water you're drinking is the same water you flush the toilet with!!!!! Gross!! OMG!!!!!!" I roll my eyes every time I see it.

    The first time I saw that ad, I thought it was a government info about wasting water. Like "You could drink that water you just flushed. Stop wasting water" I was all sad, then sadder when I realized it was a bottled water ad, Then saddest when I realized that I was a hippie.

    captcha: verto, greeno

  • (cs) in reply to H20 Expert
    H20 Expert:
    Robbert:
    Anon:
    Yet some optimists will see it as wasting high-quality H2O to flush a toilet.
    It depends on where you live. Our tap water has great quality and taste because it all comes fresh from the springs in the mountains near here. When I'm on holiday somewhere else I'm always disgusted by the tap water there and have to rely on bottled water.

    If the water remains inside the state, it need only meet the state's requirements for bottled water (i.e.: must be the same quality as the water coming out of the tap). In places with good water, this isn't a big deal. In places like Florida where "the water has a texture" (as a former co-worker put it), you want to look for that Federally-approved bottled water.

    Florida water is fine for drinking. It's just hard. All water has "texture". It's called mouth feel. If you're not used to hard water's mouth feel, it will feel strange. That goes for soft water too.

    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2143/whats-the-difference-between-hard-water-and-soft-water:
    There's reason to believe hard water is actually good for you. The UK's Drinking Water Inspectorate claims that "there is evidence of less heart disease in hard water areas than in soft water areas, although not all studies find this link." A study by Lacey and Shaper in 1984 concluded:

    New results based on changes that have taken place in water hardness and in cardiovascular death rates between 1961 and 1971 in the county boroughs of England and Wales indicate a significant trend for men, in the direction of decreasing cardiovascular mortality with increasing hardness, but no trend for women. The trend in male mortality appears to be specific to cardiovascular disease. The results are similar to those of the earlier study and support the hypothesis of a weak causal relationship between the hardness of drinking water and mortality from cardiovascular disease.

    A 1980 National Research Council report claims that drinking water with high dissolved calcium and magnesium content can be an important source of these minerals in the diet.

  • Ken B. (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Yet some optimists will see it as wasting high-quality H2O to flush a toilet.
    Reminds me of an episode of "All in the Family" many years ago. As I recall, the faucet in the sink was broken, and Archie refused to get water from the bathroom sink, since it wasn't meant for drinking.

    Darn... YouTube failed to find it... :-(

  • Dave (unregistered) in reply to Ken B.
    JJ:
    I'm Commander Shepard, and INSERT BRAND is my favorite store on the Ctiadel.

    He never mentions a brand. He just says

    "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

    Man, I wish ME2 had as much explorable Citadel as the original did...

  • Ken B. (unregistered) in reply to yet another Steve
    yet another Steve:
    Here in Texas, there's a brand of bottled water that says on the label (in really small print) "Source: Municipal water supply"... yeah... bottled water from the tap in the next room... seriously... (well, from a room in Houston, but close enough)
    Well, "bottled water" is just that -- water in a bottle. That's why those that can call themselves "spring water" do so quite prominently, as there are regulations as to what qualifies for "spring water".
  • (cs) in reply to Zephod
    Zephod:
    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.
    Once upon a time I had three colleagues at the same time whose names were "Snap", "Branch" and "Link".

    Your move.

  • (cs) in reply to Dave
    Dave:
    captcha: appellatio - Yeah, I'm not going to post the definition of that one.
    It's the act people are referring to when they say "Apple sucks".

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