• C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to da Doctah
    da Doctah:
    Zephod:
    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.
    Once upon a time I had three colleagues at the same time whose names were "Snap", "Branch" and "Link".

    Your move.

    I once knew a guy called Bingo... (spelling wasn't exactly that, but for to protect the innocent, etc.)

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    da Doctah:
    Zephod:
    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.
    Once upon a time I had three colleagues at the same time whose names were "Snap", "Branch" and "Link".

    Your move.

    I once knew a guy called Bingo... (spelling wasn't exactly that, but for to protect the innocent, etc.)

    Good engrish... What's a "but for"?

  • Bernie (unregistered)

    I can close every app on my computer with one button. I just have to hold it down for a few seconds. (Back in the old days, we didn't need to hold it down. And sometimes we pressed it by mistake. The old days sucked.)

  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe

    My team-member name is Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....

  • Marv Faceward (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    drinking water will kill you. don't know enough, but in india, roadside stall water will paralyze your muscles from number of visits to bathroom, you will be required to make.
    See, this is how we know your not really from India. Anyone who's been to India knows there no such things as "bathrooms."
    madarchod, how dare you make vile coment on hole in grave styling of shitting in woods?
    Who said anything about "woods?" Everyone knows that's what the Ganges is for.

    did you mean gangs? i am not understanding your joke

    He meant what he said, Ganges, maybe you've heard of it. The joke part is that the river is polluted with human waste. Like you, I've never been to India, but it sounds like a nice place. Apart from the river of poo.

    Captcha: venio - venio going to admit you're a troll?

  • Matt Westface (unregistered) in reply to Marv Faceward
    Marv Faceward:
    Nagesh:
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    drinking water will kill you. don't know enough, but in india, roadside stall water will paralyze your muscles from number of visits to bathroom, you will be required to make.
    See, this is how we know your not really from India. Anyone who's been to India knows there no such things as "bathrooms."
    madarchod, how dare you make vile coment on hole in grave styling of shitting in woods?
    Who said anything about "woods?" Everyone knows that's what the Ganges is for.

    did you mean gangs? i am not understanding your joke

    He meant what he said, Ganges, maybe you've heard of it. The joke part is that the river is polluted with human waste. Like you, I've never been to India, but it sounds like a nice place. Apart from the river of poo.

    Captcha: venio - venio going to admit you're a troll?

    Human waste, not to mention the wasted humans: they do bury folks in that river, and the first time you see it, it's rather unsettling.

  • gravis (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    My team-member name is Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
    Strange...that's the sound your mom made when I banged her at the gas station this morning. Say thanks to her for making that cigarette seem all the sweeter.
  • (cs) in reply to Marv Faceward
    Marv Faceward:
    Nagesh:
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    drinking water will kill you. don't know enough, but in india, roadside stall water will paralyze your muscles from number of visits to bathroom, you will be required to make.
    See, this is how we know your not really from India. Anyone who's been to India knows there no such things as "bathrooms."
    madarchod, how dare you make vile coment on hole in grave styling of shitting in woods?
    Who said anything about "woods?" Everyone knows that's what the Ganges is for.

    did you mean gangs? i am not understanding your joke

    He meant what he said, Ganges, maybe you've heard of it. The joke part is that the river is polluted with human waste. Like you, I've never been to India, but it sounds like a nice place. Apart from the river of poo.

    Captcha: venio - venio going to admit you're a troll?

    madarchod, learn to use speling correctly. you are talking about ganga river and you're using some strange speling, which only you people talking in code are understanding?

    i have never seen ganga since it is not flowing all over india, only in certain parts. learn geography, before making commenting. i am also learning on us location data.

    FYI, shiting in river Ganga would fall in major sin category. nobody is doing this. if you have proofl send it to me.

  • Chris (unregistered)

    "Please make 'bitter remarks' about this to your Lotus Notes Developer.", or as your Lotus Notes developer calls them: "remarks".

  • (cs) in reply to gravis
    gravis:
    Nagesh:
    My team-member name is Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
    Strange...that's the sound your mom made when I banged her at the gas station this morning. Say thanks to her for making that cigarette seem all the sweeter.
    what beautiful inteligent elokuent commenting from shakespere here.
  • Matt Westface (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Marv Faceward:
    Nagesh:
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    Matt Westface:
    Nagesh:
    drinking water will kill you. don't know enough, but in india, roadside stall water will paralyze your muscles from number of visits to bathroom, you will be required to make.
    See, this is how we know your not really from India. Anyone who's been to India knows there no such things as "bathrooms."
    madarchod, how dare you make vile coment on hole in grave styling of shitting in woods?
    Who said anything about "woods?" Everyone knows that's what the Ganges is for.

    did you mean gangs? i am not understanding your joke

    He meant what he said, Ganges, maybe you've heard of it. The joke part is that the river is polluted with human waste. Like you, I've never been to India, but it sounds like a nice place. Apart from the river of poo.

    Captcha: venio - venio going to admit you're a troll?

    madarchod, learn to use speling correctly. you are talking about ganga river and you're using some strange speling, which only you people talking in code are understanding?

    i have never seen ganga since it is not flowing all over india, only in certain parts. learn geography, before making commenting. i am also learning on us location data.

    FYI, shiting in river Ganga would fall in major sin category. nobody is doing this. if you have proofl send it to me.

    I'm not going to send you pictures of people relieving themselves, you little pervert.
  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    C-Octothorpe:
    da Doctah:
    Zephod:
    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.
    Once upon a time I had three colleagues at the same time whose names were "Snap", "Branch" and "Link".

    Your move.

    I once knew a guy called Bingo... (spelling wasn't exactly that, but for to protect the innocent, etc.)

    Good engrish... What's a "but for"?

    For pleasure, and for excretion

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered)

    You children do realize that this is an IT related site, don't you? Albeit about IT related WTFs, but IT nonetheless.

    captcha - haero, as in HAERO! Dis is IT re-rated site!

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to HellKarnassus
    HellKarnassus:
    C-Octothorpe:
    C-Octothorpe:
    da Doctah:
    Zephod:
    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.
    Once upon a time I had three colleagues at the same time whose names were "Snap", "Branch" and "Link".

    Your move.

    I once knew a guy called Bingo... (spelling wasn't exactly that, but for to protect the innocent, etc.)

    Good engrish... What's a "but for"?

    For pleasure, and for excretion

    ... and sometimes they're one and the same...

  • (cs) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    i have never seen ganga since it is not flowing all over india, only in certain parts.
    Really? I imagine you could get ganga anywhere in India, like anywhere else, if you knew where to look.

    P.S. Have you ever tried henway?

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    You children do realize that this is an IT related site, don't you? Albeit about IT related WTFs, but IT nonetheless.

    captcha - haero, as in HAERO! Dis is IT re-rated site!

    Why yes, I am a hypocrite. Thanks for noticing!

  • socknet (unregistered) in reply to Conditional
    Conditional:
    Anon:
    socknet:
    Still missing Mandatory Fun Day

    Seconded. Bring back MFD!

    MFD itself usually sucked big ass, but some of the responses in the comments section were absolutely hilarious. So, MFD should only be brought back if people are still allowed to respond with images.

    I didn't realise the original cartoons were even supposed to be funny..

    in-it-for-the-responses

  • (cs) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    My team-member name is Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
    ...but we're gonna call you "Dennis".
  • any nomyness (unregistered)

    Sorry, but the math in the bottled water picture makes my head hurt badly. It says .31 (or so) per quart, but it is about $3 per 16 oz (1/2 quart). (And to think that people complain about gasoline for $4 per gallon, when they could get bottled water on sale for $24 per gallon!)

  • Hunter Two (unregistered) in reply to neminem
    neminem:
    P.S. Have you ever tried henway?
    OK, I'll bite. What's a ******? And why does it show as asterisks when I type it, but it is in plain text in your O.P.?
  • any nomyness (unregistered) in reply to Hunter Two

    About 2 pounds unless you get a big one.

  • (cs) in reply to da Doctah
    da Doctah:
    Zephod:
    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.
    Once upon a time I had three colleagues at the same time whose names were "Snap", "Branch" and "Link".

    Your move.

    Worked with a man called Singleton. A current colleague's name is File.

  • Dzov (unregistered) in reply to any nomyness

    Their description is screwed up, they are really 24 pack of 16.9 oz bottles for a bit over 3 gallons of water for $3.99.

  • John Muller (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    My team-member name is Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....

    I knew a guy named Tikki-tikki Tembo-no Da Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri-Pembo, but he drowned.

  • SG_01 (unregistered)

    Luckily, water coming out of the tap here, is still better than ANY of that bottled stuff :P

    CAPTCHA: validus - The thing that most of the images posted are not

  • Sam (unregistered) in reply to Bernie
    Bernie:
    I can close every app on my computer with one button. I just have to hold it down for a few seconds. (Back in the old days, we didn't need to hold it down. And sometimes we pressed it by mistake. The old days sucked.)
    You can still close most* of the apps just by pressing that button, no need to hold it. There's just less chance you'll get to experience the fun of a corrupted file when you accidentally tap the button.

    *only most because Skype really hates to shut down on my work computer. Many are the times I've come in in the morning to "Skype Message is not responding... End Now/Cancel ?"

  • (cs) in reply to Cap'n Spanky
    Cap'n Spanky:
    fritters:
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?
    There's a commercial that I've seen somewhere for bottled water. It shows a glass of water sitting on a counter near a tap. Somewhere in the out-of-focus background is a bathroom. You hear the sound of someone flushing the toilet. The water level in the glass of water swirls and drops, then fills up again slowly, synchronized to the sounds of the toilet flushing.

    You're supposed to be grossed out, because the message is "The water you're drinking is the same water you flush the toilet with!!!!! Gross!! OMG!!!!!!" I roll my eyes every time I see it.

    i have to pee every time i see it.

    I've never seen it and have to pee just from reading the description.

  • nerfer (unregistered)

    I knew a guy named Singleton too, and he was an only child.

    I had a TA named Hai Lo (pronounced high-low), and a friend named Yu (somebody went to the secretary - Hello, I'm looking for Yu).

    Then there was the Vietnamese guy with the last name Ng. We had a company re-org, and the movers threw out all his boxes marked NG because they thought it stood for No Good.

    captcha: nobis - i have nobisness being here

  • (cs) in reply to Chris
    Chris:
    "Please make 'bitter remarks' about this to your Lotus Notes Developer.", or as your Lotus Notes developer calls them: "remarks".

    +2

  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    You children do realize that this is an IT related site, don't you? Albeit about IT related WTFs, but IT nonetheless.

    captcha - haero, as in HAERO! Dis is IT re-rated site!

    Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.. good one...

    oh, wait.. were you serious?

  • (cs) in reply to John Muller
    John Muller:
    Nagesh:
    My team-member name is Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....

    I knew a guy named Tikki-tikki Tembo-no Da Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri-Pembo, but he drowned.

    He is survived by his wife, Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley.

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    C-Octothorpe:
    You children do realize that this is an IT related site, don't you? Albeit about IT related WTFs, but IT nonetheless.

    captcha - haero, as in HAERO! Dis is IT re-rated site!

    Why yes, I am a hypocrite. Thanks for noticing!

    Damn you all! Pay attention to my posts!

  • Cap'n Spanky (unregistered) in reply to Matt Westwood
    Matt Westwood:
    da Doctah:
    Zephod:
    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.
    Once upon a time I had three colleagues at the same time whose names were "Snap", "Branch" and "Link".

    Your move.

    Worked with a man called Singleton. A current colleague's name is File.

    Lemme guess...his first name is Peter?

  • (cs)

    Wait, nobody noticed that the Windows Update message is "2 important updates selected, 15,6 MB" with each character incremented by 1?

    Seems like some sort of weird font corruption issue-- especially since that's the only bold text in the window.

  • Don (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    Before travel was part of life, year this in itself would be a WTF. Not today though.

    Also, in some places this is necessary: for instance, where I live the limescale value of tap water is high enough that we sometimes get chunks of the stuff coming out of our taps.

    Secondly, even if you boil all your water you may still get waterborne viruses from your tap supplied water (happened twice in the last three years for our area).

    Lastly, if you've ever traveled you'll realise that bottled water is essential in area's that your body is not adjusted to. Drink tap water even in civilized areas that you're not familiar with, and you're opening yourself to a world of cramps, fever, vomiting, and diarrhea. While this might make your holiday exciting - and dare I say it, colorful - others among us like to get out of the bathroom every so often to see the sights. YMMV.

  • Don (unregistered) in reply to Matt Westwood
    Matt Westwood:
    da Doctah:
    Zephod:
    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.
    Once upon a time I had three colleagues at the same time whose names were "Snap", "Branch" and "Link".

    Your move.

    Worked with a man called Singleton. A current colleague's name is File.

    There's a US congressman with the name Dick Swett. I don't think it gets any more appropriate than that.

  • (cs) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Yet some optimists will see it as wasting high-quality H2O to flush a toilet.
    Well here in Denmark that is exactly what we do, all out tap water (for drinking or the toilet) is of drinkable quality...

    The amazing part is that some danes still pay 20 kr (what corresponde to roughly 4 US$) for half a litre of bottled water when they could get a glass from the tab for free (of precicely the same quality)....

  • jaysunn (unregistered)

    Can someone please let me in on that stupid joke. F U Akismet? Or Frist.

    What the hell is that crapola.

    Jaysunn

  • Archie (unregistered) in reply to Ken B.
    Ken B.:
    Anon:
    Yet some optimists will see it as wasting high-quality H2O to flush a toilet.
    Reminds me of an episode of "All in the Family" many years ago. As I recall, the faucet in the sink was broken, and Archie refused to get water from the bathroom sink, since it wasn't meant for drinking.

    Darn... YouTube failed to find it... :-(

    That's perfectly reasonable in some properties.

    In many properties, particularly older ones, the potable water in the kitchen comes off the mains but the water in the bathroom is fed from an intermediate tank in the loft/attic (this is filled from the mains by a simple ballcock type mechanism, just like a toilet cistern.)

    It's not uncommon for that tank to be open, intentionally or otherwise, to any passing rats or pigeons that choose suicide by drowning.

    It's wise to be cautious of the tapwater in the bathroom, unless you know it's fed from the mains or you've been in the loft and checked the state of the tank.

  • Pedantic CBE (unregistered) in reply to Archie
    Archie:
    It's wise to be cautious of the tapwater in the bathroom, unless you know it's fed from the mains or you've been in the loft and checked the state of the tank.
    Indeed - at my mum's place we used to regularly see dead flies coming out of the bathroom tap.

    That was the big hint that the lid had fallen off the header tank.

    A lot of modern properties now have all the taps directly mains-fed - including the hot taps. I still find it odd that my hot tap is drinkable water.

  • NBN (unregistered) in reply to Zephod

    I also used to work with a network engineer named 'Ping'. It was hilarious.

  • NBN (unregistered) in reply to Zephod
    Zephod:
    I'm so jealous of that guy named 'Hack'. I knew a programmer named 'Dev' once, but this is even better.
    And then I learned how to use the Quote button.

    CAPTCHA suscipit. I suscipit I may be brain damaged or just haven't had my morning coffee yet.

  • nerfer (unregistered) in reply to jaysunn
    jaysunn:
    Can someone please let me in on that stupid joke. F U Akismet? Or Frist.

    What the hell is that crapola.

    Jaysunn

    Akismet is the author of some of the daily WTFs.
    Frist is what somebody types when they're in a hurry to claim the first post, now it's become standard. Don't see too many of the brillant posts anymore...

  • nerfer (unregistered) in reply to nerfer

    My bad. Akismet filters spam on the comments, disallowing some of them

    captcha : consequant - consequences that don't mean squat

  • nerfer (unregistered) in reply to Pedantic CBE
    Pedantic CBE:
    Archie:
    It's wise to be cautious of the tapwater in the bathroom, unless you know it's fed from the mains or you've been in the loft and checked the state of the tank.
    Indeed - at my mum's place we used to regularly see dead flies coming out of the bathroom tap.

    That was the big hint that the lid had fallen off the header tank.

    A lot of modern properties now have all the taps directly mains-fed - including the hot taps. I still find it odd that my hot tap is drinkable water.

    Sounds like Australia. Pretty uncommon in the U.S., although it makes sense for most water in the house to not be potable. But we filter and clean everything, and then spray 30% of it on our lawns so they look pretty :-)

  • nerfer (unregistered) in reply to codeman38
    codeman38:
    Wait, nobody noticed that the Windows Update message is "2 important updates selected, 15,6 MB" with each character incremented by 1?

    Seems like some sort of weird font corruption issue-- especially since that's the only bold text in the window.

    nice find :-)

  • Dr Unicorn (unregistered) in reply to JJ
    JJ:
    I'm Commander Shepard, and INSERT BRAND is my favorite store on the Ctiadel.

    Stoopid aliens!

  • (cs) in reply to fritters
    fritters:
    Brawdo:
    frits:
    TRWTF is bottled water.
    TRWTF is water. Like, from the toilet?

    There's a commercial that I've seen somewhere for bottled water. It shows a glass of water sitting on a counter near a tap. Somewhere in the out-of-focus background is a bathroom. You hear the sound of someone flushing the toilet. The water level in the glass of water swirls and drops, then fills up again slowly, synchronized to the sounds of the toilet flushing.

    You're supposed to be grossed out, because the message is "The water you're drinking is the same water you flush the toilet with!!!!! Gross!! OMG!!!!!!" I roll my eyes every time I see it.

    I AM grossed out. You should flush the toilet with water from the rainwater tank
  • (cs) in reply to fritters
    fritters:
    You're supposed to be grossed out, because the message is "The water you're drinking is the same water you flushed the toilet with!!!!! Gross!! OMG!!!!!!" I roll my eyes every time I see it.

    In some densely populated areas with limited water supplies, waste water is treated (with varying efficacy) and returned to the supply (with varying indirectness).

    I think that's what they're trying to FUD up.

  • TheSHEEEP (unregistered) in reply to JJ
    JJ:
    I'm Commander Shepard, and INSERT BRAND is my favorite store on the Ctiadel.

    Hahaha, omg :D

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