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Admin
I think you mean "Brillant!", don't you?
Admin
WTF?
You're saying that copying an entire table table (potentially 1million+ record) into a result set and returning it over a network (ie, SELECT * FROM ) is less load than SELECT count(*) which returns a result set with a single row and column?
Any people wonder why so many enterprise-level applications fail to meet their customer requirements.
Admin
I think you were being given a 'fudge' excuse. The count isn't returned to the driver, it's stored within a result set within the DB and the result set is returned to the driver.
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You guys are all dweebs
Admin
You guys are all dweebs.
No some of this people posting here are very insecure and therefore angry.
The site is quite funny and informative though.
BTW we've all been guilty of several WTFs at some point in our lives.
If you feel yourself getting that vituperative. Go for a walk, think about your dog, or something. Computers and even more so the "businesses" that depend on them are not worthy of so much rage.
Admin
So many spelling and gramatical errors in such a short piece of writing.
I need my bed.
Goodnight. X X X