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Technical screenings not being necesary when to review list of certifications.
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Rants must be released continually. Pent up rants result in horrid explosions. Keep the internet safer and continue giving us an article every day - even when we don't provide any new gems.
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Only responding because I'm paranoid and think one of you might be serious...
How about instead mandating equal amounts of "new child" leave for both males and females? Yeah I fully recognize that a lot of employee "rights" will only be instated if either another round of bloody union battles (here in the USA) takes place or-- pipe dream -- our duly bribed Congresscritters get a sudden attack of moral reality and pass a bunch of employee-protection laws.
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Fizzbuzz? I thought it was Buzzfizz.
Damn, that must be why ...
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Huh? I think the clever, fun pieces are the ones about the stupid bosses.
:-)
CAPTCHA: capio - rejecting the boss's soon-to-be stud puppet ain't gonna be a feather in your capio!
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(blink-blink) Oh, they can't get married - she'd never hire herself!
CAPTCHA: delenit : go down the aisle and you'll be delenit!
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Hire MILFs. They're hot. They work. They already had kids and don't want more. They show up every day. They know how to dress (skirts and demin).
Maybe Judith was a Cougar and was just looking to shag a cub.
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Managers hate hiring competent subordinates. Film at 11.
CAPTCHA: praesent - I'm gonna go out and hire me a little praesent.
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Manager's word against his. He'd lose.
CAPTCHA: genitus - don't take no genitus to figger that'n out.
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#include <stdio.h> #include <limits.h>
void refoveo() { unsigned long long val = ULLONG_MAX; while (val) { printf("%llu\n",val--); } }
int main (int argc, const char* argv[]) { refoveo(); return 0; }
Sadly, the only thing I had to look up was ULLONG_MAX because I'd forgotten which macro that was.
People really can't do this? Wuh?
(CAPTCHA: refoveo)
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Bu-wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Oh, god...(sniffle-giggle)...that was funny... :-)
CAPTCHA - jumentum : Did jumentum what you said-um?
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My father -- who (coincidentally) happens to be a statistician who acts as an expert witness in discrimination cases, on either side -- once had the pleasure of being told that he was too old for an opening he was applying for and that they were looking for fresher blood / younger candidates, VIA EMAIL.
When he submitted the email evidence to the authorities, they did a double-take. Could hardly believe anyone could have been so stupid. :)
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Okay, for the edification of the likely European folks complaining about how terrible it is to hire a woman who then takes 6-12 months off, this story probably takes place in the US. US practices pertaining to parental leave are very different. The expectation here is that you will return to work as soon as you are physically able to.
In the US, taking 6-12 months off is generally career suicide. The law requires that employers provide 12 weeks, and it is rare for mothers to take more than half of that. It is typically unpaid for fathers and adoptive mothers; for birth mothers, paid leave is not guaranteed, but those companies which do offer it consider it short term disability. That is, it's treated the same as recovery from having been hit by a bus. White-collar professionals at large companies typically get six weeks paid if you gave birth vaginally, eight weeks if c-section, unless a doctor provides a note saying it will take longer before you are physically fit to work. That's white-collar professionals at large companies. Most mothers, of course, do not get any paid leave at all. Their employers are required to not fire them for being gone for twelve weeks, but going without pay that long is seldom practical.
So I wouldn't want to hire a woman who is eight months pregnant for a critical role that needs to be filled immediately, but it would not be unusual to hire her to start in two months, by which time she could reasonably be expected to have had the baby and recovered from childbirth.
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Or maybe he was just trying to give the candidate a really easy question. If he got that right, they could move on to the more difficult ones.
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(apply str (reverse "ABC"))
Hard? I think NOT!
CATCHA - nobis : It's nobis of yours!
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TRWTF is assuming only married women get pregnant.
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Not dead.
CAPTCHA: commoveo - commoveo, baby, and let's see what happens!
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Fairly good summary, but your leaving one thing out: and that's the payment of medical premiums before vs. after. This only happened to a colleague of mine once, but a female came in, worked for the required 90 days to get benefits. 6 months later, gave birth and took medical leave. When her leave was up, she resigned.
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The most obviously made up part of the story is that Judith took Lisa out to lunch after the initial interview. That just didn't happen.
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And can I take that vacation every 9-12 months, like a breeder?
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The worst one I encountered was a phone interview with a woman. She was asked a simple question, there was a pause...and then we heard whispering in the background, with a male voice describing the answer, sotto voce - and then the woman came back on with the answer. We cut that one short pretty fast.
The next worst one was with another woman (of south Asian background) where the person sounded pretty good on the phone. When said person came in for the interview, however, one of the interviewers (also from south Asia) talked to her for a moment or two, then grabbed the boss and said, "This isn't the same person we phone-interviewed". He'd picked up on the difference in regional accent. Again, we cut that one pretty short too.
CAPTCHA - delentit : dammit, I just did this one - delenit from the list!
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You ain't been 'round. I've had colleagues worse than this! There were the ones who were hired for their looks - not their good looks, mind you, but because they were of the same gender but even less attractive than the boss (which took one helluva lot of screening, I assure you)! There were the kiss-asses...the cutie-pies...the "they've got a master's degree, they must know what they're doing" types...the "they're from (country X, Y, or Z) - they're perfect!"...all factors considered except "can they cut code that will A) execute, B) Do The Right Thing, and C) not burn up every CPU cycle between now and doomsday?".
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Excuse me, but I don't understand your reasoning. As lame as she is, Judith is in Information Technology, and her actions are certainly a perversion, so I think this story is perfectly well placed.
That said, I've been used in a similar way: I've been told to interview people that the management had no intention of hiring because the individuals were blac... ahem inappropriate in some way. That way, if those inappropriate persons aren't hired, whose name is on the interview? Not the manager's.
Judith is using Chris to isolate her from the consequences of her obvious bigotry and miserliness. What she wants is a white male intern to work for a pittance: Skills aren't relevant; only color, gender, and cheap.
But she knows that this attitude will get her in trouble if HR is doing its job and detects the bias, and she wants to be able to say that, "Chris made all the hiring decisions."
Which means she is abusive, on top of all the rest.
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Hmm, I read "print out all the unsigned integers from the highest possible down to 0" as inclusive (but I would verify that with the interviewer).
So you missed one.
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Staying home with a newborn is to "vacation" as "Taking candy from a baby" is to easy.
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It'd be nice to think that, wouldn't it? But unfortunately I've been that interviewer many times, doing the campus career fair circuit. The only restriction I put on it is that you can't call a pre-defined library function like "reverse_string()". There are CS and CE seniors and graduates from respectable universities who can't handle it. Some days I just want to say, "Pick your favorite language. Write 'hello, world'." Just to see how many of them would fail it.
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Kickstarter to register TheDailyPHB.com?
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Reversing a string is easy. I even made it an extension method ;)
(It's a weird feeling sitting down with the thought of "how convoluted can I make this simple process?")
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This is definitely much more than was asked for and a waste of CPU processing time and printer paper!
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I've done interviews for the last company I worked at (30 person cheap-as-possible operation), and the one I work for now (800+ employees). While the new one isn't exactly large, there are people that were brought to me at my last company that wouldn't even be used as a gopher here. Probably depends on how big your company is, and how willing/able your boss is to sacrifice anything getting done just to save money.
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True story: after the interviews we all agreed that one candidate was clearly more qualified. Even though the team was all male no one ever commented on the fact that she was female. We offered her the job and she accepted. We sent our thank-yous and condolences to the others. You know, although we were impressed blah blah we selected someone we felt had better qualifications.
The Friday before her Monday start date, she called to tell us she had gotten pregnant and decided not to start the job.
OK, now what? Do we start the interview process over? (If you've been through this from the hiring side, you know you'd rather have a tooth pulled without pain meds.) Or do we call up one of those other candidates "yeah we didn't like you so much but will you come muck through our code anyway"? They will forever know that you set them aside for someone else.
Now I appreciate that she didn't come in, suck up training resources for two months, qualify for benefits, and then leave. But still, how are we supposed to suppress the natural human instinct to learn from such an experience?
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You could simplify one conditional by using String.IsNullOrEmpty().
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No one said that only married women get pregnant. But, statistically speaking, getting married increases the likelihood of getting pregnant by several orders of magnitude.
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If you wanted something else, your requirements should have been more specific. Don't expect programmers to guess what you meant.
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Maternity leave by country
(food for thought)
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I know, but the whole point was to resist the urge to simplify the code. I could've writen the whole thing like this:
In retrospect, I think my method name was entirely too sane, also ;)
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Yeah, but you should still be checking for null.
Also, you probably shouldn't raise an exception on an empty string. I'd fully expect the reversal of an empty string to return a valid result, an empty string.
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Why, exactly, should companies be required to pay women for maternity leave? It was their choice to get pregnant (or at least to engage in the activity that got them pregnant).
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I think you're missing the point: it was supposed to be bad code, dude.
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P.S. You don't need to trim spaces from both sides of a string that contains nothing but spaces. Trimming from either the beginning or end of such a string will result in an empty string. Trimming it again from the other direction will accomplish nothing more.