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Thom P, the MPAA will be at your door shortly.
Thank you,
Copyright Mafia
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"Your ATM card scammer is now installed and ready to use."
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That's why I do not use ATMs...
captcha : minim
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How can we be sure the second one is not a fake? Whats all the fuzz around the text. Is it image compression, or a giveaway of image editing ? The other windows look clear, but that one has fuzz, around most of the text elements that look like a different background.
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Looks like an artefact of compression to me, but why the hell would anyone bother to fake it anyway? Or have I missed the £100 posting bounty somewhere?
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The observant reader would notice that the optical glare on the screen matches perfectly in (enlarged) inset.
It has not been faked. And it is funny. I wonder if the New Hardware was a new denomination of bill the Treasury introduced?
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Huh. The observant reader would realize the posters above you are talking about the second image and not the fourth.
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I woudln't survive if I couldn't use ATMs... Guess we (=the dutch ones) are quite depended on them.
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Let's try again.
I wouldn't survive a day if I couldn't use ATMs... Guess we (=the dutch) are quite depended on them.Admin
hmm, how can we be sure that YOU are not a fake?
how can you be sure I am not a fake?
These questions are important!
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How can we be sure this whole website is not a fake O.O
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I prefer the term Artificial Person myself.
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Follow the white rabbit.
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Why oh why do ATM use Windows?!?
I mean no harm, but come on, maybe they we're installing a WiFi card, because, you know, the router is kind of far away... damn!
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By sniffing the Wi-Fi, I have stolen all the account numbers. You can buy them back for 50 gazillion dollars. I need the money to pay my hospital bills and retire. Fax me the money, in small unmarked bills.
--Fidel Castro
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Welcome to the All You Monies Belong To Uz Wizard
To continue Press
Yes | Brillant | File_Not_Found
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Dead give away of that phishing scam is that cuba has free health care.
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[x] I want to try it in 30 days.
... 30 days later ...
Ok, time to try it! What? The trial is up? : (
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Do you sure to cancel?
A few years ago I saw one of my colleagues maintain a system in which the user, upon pressing Cancel in any screen, would be presented a message box that asked "Continue cancel?" and had two buttons, OK and Cancel.
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I'm not fake! Your the ones that are fake!...yes that's it...Everyone's but me is now fake!...well I'm onto you and your plans...You won't have me!...I'm the only real human left...I can't! I won't become one of you!...There aren't any options left save one...Well I'll show you! I'll show you all!!!!......
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I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
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Is the option - File_Not_Found
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Judgment Day is coming fleshling
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You won't have the chance!...MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA....
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"Do you sure to cancel current process ?"
This is what happens when you interrupt the programmer.
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They recently upgraded one of the BofA ATM's that I use with Windows based software... amazingly the system is lightning fast and can actually keep up with my uber-geek keystrokes now.
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Okay then.
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Uh, what's so WTF about the Groupwise dialog?
Yes = Do the busy search and continue No = Don't do the busy search but continue doing what you requested Cancel = Abort the operation completely. No busy search. No nothing. Just cancel.
Now, if it had said "Yes" or "OK"....
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Wow, I'm glad I had my 3D glasses on! That ATM looks like it's coming right at me!
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Do you sure the white rabbit is not fake?
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Damn you, designers who use Yes/No/Cancel dialogs inappropriately!
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Yes = I want to edit the item or do a busy search before rescheduling No = Just reschedule Cancel = Never mind, don't reschedule
Maybe if it said, "Do you want to either perform a busy search or edit the item before rescheduling?" it would make more sense. Still wouldn't make "a busy search" sound less silly, though.
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Must have gotten paid, he retired.
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Well I passed the HGA (Human Genuine Advantage). I don't know about you.
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Considering the subject matter, I think the correct structure grammar "is more gooder" rather than "is much better"
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GIF? What's that? Oh... I think they mentioned that on the history channel once. Something about a file format from more than ten years ago, and very limited. Now PNGs... They actually work (assuming your browser isn't broken).
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All programmers are hereby notified:
Microsoft Corp. holds a patent on bad translations.
Any programmer outside of Microsoft, who is found to localize a program with bad translations not understandable to the end user, will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Over the next year, this notice will be published in 30 languages world wide. None of those notices will be understandable by native speakers of those languates. You have been warned.
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How can we be sure that evidence pointing to a Dominion plan to betray its alliance with the Romulan Star Empire is NOT a fake?
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Translated:
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Captcha: Shanghai Data Recovery
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Translated:
My mother? Let me tell you about my mother!
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Don't use GIF!
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How the fick can a well-thinking programmer ask a question with an "OR" in it in a confirm dialog ffs??!
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