• Infinite Quality (unregistered)

    Was I imagining things? Or did I actually peer into the void there for a moment before it returned to the chaos and oblivion from whence it arose?

    Note from Alex: Impossible... rememer that (null) is not nothing, not something, and not anything. (null) cannot be seen and (null) cannot not be seen. So, therefore, you all must have immagined a (null) article.

  • An Onymous (unregistered)

    Two cheers for the redemption request!

    "Hip, hip, Array!" "Hip, hip, Array!"

  • Ben (unregistered) in reply to Infinite Quality
    Infinite Quality:
    Was I imagining things? Or did I actually peer into the void there for a moment before it returned to the chaos and oblivion from whence it arose?

    | /dev/null

  • Ground Floor (unregistered)

    So if zero takes you to the ground floor, where does 1 take you? The 2nd floor?

  • Bitch (unregistered)

    Where's the wtf for the first one?

    Captcha: nulla (i think you're right)

  • Bitch (unregistered) in reply to Ground Floor

    In the UK at least the 1st floor is above the ground floor.

    because thats how we roll

  • (cs) in reply to Bitch
    Bitch:
    Where's the wtf for the first one?

    Captcha: nulla (i think you're right)

    Are you retarded or trolling? -1 for the basement and you don't see the wtf? I know I know, lots of European places use 0 for ground floor instead of 1, its not our fault you guys are mildly retarded.

  • Ryuzaki (unregistered)

    Press -1 to change it on your mind

  • Eric L (unregistered)

    Yes, I can see how the UK is so bad at math with all those crazy measurement systems

  • Richard (unregistered) in reply to Ground Floor

    US First Floor = UK Ground Floor US Second Floor = UK First Floor

  • (cs) in reply to Ground Floor

    Programmers should at least appreciate the logic behind the elevator one (zero-based floors). But I'm not sure whether that's the WTF here (at least I don't think it's a failure). Maybe that there's no -1 button?

  • . (unregistered) in reply to Ground Floor

    Presumably to the first floor - the one above the ground floor in every country except America.

  • Josh (unregistered) in reply to Ground Floor
    Ground Floor:
    So if zero takes you to the ground floor, where does 1 take you? The 2nd floor?

    Yes. As you can see a programmer obviously designed this. And all us programming folk know that 0 IS the first integer.

  • rd (unregistered)

    Press +0.5 for Mezzanine.

  • skolima (unregistered)

    Actually, first floor is above ground floor pretty much everywhere except USA :-P

    Now who's the weirdo?

  • Ground Floor (unregistered)

    OK if you limeys want to call your first floor 0 I'll allow it. But then wouldn't the basement be -0?

  • (cs) in reply to rd
    rd:
    Press +0.5 for Mezzanine.

    Choose your own elevator music?

  • Bitch (unregistered) in reply to amischiefr
    amischiefr:
    Bitch:
    Where's the wtf for the first one?

    Captcha: nulla (i think you're right)

    Are you retarded or trolling? -1 for the basement and you don't see the wtf? I know I know, lots of European places use 0 for ground floor instead of 1, its not our fault you guys are mildly retarded.

    Neither. We (the rest of the world) just dont like your crazy american floor labeling standards.

  • K&T (unregistered) in reply to skolima
    Actually, first floor is above ground floor pretty much everywhere except USA :-P

    Now who's the weirdo?

    When you say this, do you not include Canada, some Eastern Europe countries, Russia, Scandinavia, China, Japan and Taiwan on purpose or do you have no idea what you're talking about?

  • Alan (unregistered) in reply to K&T
    K&T:
    Actually, first floor is above ground floor pretty much everywhere except USA :-P

    Now who's the weirdo?

    When you say this, do you not include Canada, some Eastern Europe countries, Russia, Scandinavia, China, Japan and Taiwan on purpose or do you have no idea what you're talking about?

    In Soviet Russia ground floor number you!

  • nixar (unregistered)

    [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/2985884793_7620c2be88_o.png[img]

  • Laurie Laptop (unregistered)

    These lift controls are very popular in Europe. I guess it's because you can install them cheaply in a building with any number of floors.

  • Bob (unregistered) in reply to K&T

    He was obviously referring to the civilised world.

  • (cs) in reply to Eric L
    Eric L:
    Yes, I can see how the UK is so bad at math with all those crazy measurement systems
    So the number "1" is "0" in metric? No wonder it never caught on here in the US!
  • grylliade (unregistered)
    Presumably to the first floor - the one above the ground floor in every country except America.

    Every country except America. And Russia. And most of Scandinavia. And China and Japan. But other than that, no one uses the American system!

  • Carl T (unregistered) in reply to .
    .:
    Presumably to the first floor - the one above the ground floor in every country except America.
    O RLY? Been to, say, Sweden lately? Or how about Denmark? Or anywhere?
  • yah (unregistered) in reply to rd
    rd:
    Press +0.5 for Mezzanine.
    and -0.5 for the Podium block
  • Infinite Quality (unregistered) in reply to Infinite Quality
    Infinite Quality:
    Note from Alex: ... you all must have immagined a (null) article.
    You're in fine formm today, Alex. (But we love you anyway!)
  • Bob (unregistered)

    I will take the stairs, thank you.

  • (cs) in reply to Infinite Quality
    Alex:
    Note from Alex: Impossible... rememer that (null) is not nothing, not something, and not anything. (null) cannot be seen and (null) cannot not be seen. So, therefore, you all must have immagined a (null) article.
    Wow! I didn't know my imagination was that strong... it can affect even my RSS reader.

    Now that I know that I can do it, I'll try to change the cables on my mind.

  • Bob (unregistered) in reply to levi_h
    levi_h:
    Programmers should at least appreciate the logic behind the elevator one (zero-based floors). But I'm not sure whether that's the WTF here (at least I don't think it's a failure). Maybe that there's no -1 button?

    There is a - button and a big button at the bottom that I think is enter. So i guess you'd press -, 1, enter

  • Wizard Stan (unregistered)

    Actually, it's mostly just Europe (and Quebec... weirdos) that use the "1st floor is the floor above ground" system. North America (except Quebec. Seriously, WTF guys?), Russia and Asia use the "ground floor is first floor" system. I think Australia also uses British terms. Hong Kong appears to be split 50/50. That just leaves South America and Africa as the deciding votes. I wasn't able to find any information on how they number their floors.

  • Enter This (unregistered) in reply to Bob
    Bob:
    There is a - button and a big button at the bottom that I think is enter.
    That big button would be the one with a picture of a wheelchair on it?

    And if I press 2 * 3 {wheelchair} does that take me to the 6th floor (7th if in the UK)?

  • (cs) in reply to Carl T
    Carl T:
    .:
    Presumably to the first floor - the one above the ground floor in every country except America.
    O RLY? Been to, say, Sweden lately? Or how about Denmark? Or anywhere?

    lern2read.

    Carl T says the first floor is the one above the ground floor in a lot of countries (not quite as many as he states, but still a considerable number). You then say he's wrong, giving Danish as an example, where the first floor (første sal) is indeed the one above the ground floor (stueetage).

  • (cs) in reply to Wizard Stan
    Wizard Stan:
    Actually, it's mostly just Europe (and Quebec... weirdos) that use the "1st floor is the floor above ground" system. North America (except Quebec. Seriously, WTF guys?), Russia and Asia use the "ground floor is first floor" system. I think Australia also uses British terms. Hong Kong appears to be split 50/50. That just leaves South America and Africa as the deciding votes. I wasn't able to find any information on how they number their floors.
    In South America we use the smart system too. Above the ground floor there's the first floor. I believe Africa must be the same.

    Hey America what's up with the 1-based floor numbering? Do you base your numbering system on roman numerals? Not the smartest system today eh?

  • (cs) in reply to Enter This
    Enter This:
    Bob:
    There is a - button and a big button at the bottom that I think is enter.
    That big button would be the one with a picture of a wheelchair on it?

    And if I press 2 * 3 {wheelchair} does that take me to the 6th floor (7th if in the UK)?

    Where's the square root symbol in case a mathematician comes along and wants to go the the 4^(1/2) floor?

    What about Pi?

  • (cs)

    I have always stated it as a Ponderable, why an elevator in a two-story building (like many American shopping malls) has two buttons inside the compartment (one for up and one for down). When you enter such an elevator you have NO CHOICE where you will go. I propose there be NO BUTTONS (maybe just one that says, "GO")

  • e (unregistered) in reply to snoofle
    snoofle:
    Enter This:
    Bob:
    There is a - button and a big button at the bottom that I think is enter.
    That big button would be the one with a picture of a wheelchair on it?

    And if I press 2 * 3 {wheelchair} does that take me to the 6th floor (7th if in the UK)?

    Where's the square root symbol in case a mathematician comes along and wants to go the the 4^(1/2) floor?

    What about Pi?

    well, seeing as floors are discrete integers, I don't think an irrational number, such as pi, would be very useful...

  • ThisIsMe (unregistered)

    Uh, so if the building only has 5 floors, what happens if I enter 9?

    Do I finally get to meet God? :o

  • Pedro (unregistered) in reply to levi_h

    I have one of those keypads where I work, and it's exactly that: a standard keypad. You press '-' and '1' to go to the first basement, '1' '0' for the tenth floor, etc (bonus points: '*' yields -1, as a shortcut). The only WTF is that the mezzanine between 0 and 1 is floor 100 :): And yes, at least in Portugal we use zero = ground for our floor denominations too.

  • From Denmark (unregistered) in reply to Carl T

    Thats funny because here where i live, in Denmark, we do actually call it 'stueetage' (ground floor) and then first floor. But perhaps its more a local thing than a national thing.

  • ThisIsMe (unregistered) in reply to ThisIsMe
    ThisIsMe:
    Uh, so if the building only has 5 floors, what happens if I enter 9?

    Do I finally get to meet God? :o

    I suppose if you enter -666 you end up going somewhere else? :\

  • (cs) in reply to Enter This

    Now that you mentioned it, WTF does a wheelchair button do? Does it expand the previously small elevator so that a wheelchair can fit inside?

  • ch. (unregistered) in reply to amischiefr
    amischiefr:
    I know I know, lots of European places use 0 for ground floor instead of 1, its not our fault you guys are mildly retarded.
    Retarded are those who assume that every european country is english speaking. In some other languages the elevator buttons don't show the FLOOR number, but a number of "upstairs", thus 0 is the ground floor and 1 the one above it. Some languages even have two different words, one for "floor" and one for "upstairs".

    Btw TRWTF is that it's a numpad instead of one number per floor.

  • Pedro (unregistered) in reply to e

    Oh, and also, those keypads are outside the elevators, and the choice of which elevator will answer your request is decided in software, and reported on the little LCD above. The real WTF is that, for such a sophisticated system, the distribution software is particularly daft.

    The wheelchair button probably forces the assignment to pick a "wheelchair-friendly" elevator in case you have different sizes (never had to use it).

  • Wizard Stan (unregistered) in reply to Smash King
    Smash King:
    In South America we use the smart system too. Above the ground floor there's the first floor. I believe Africa must be the same.

    Hey America what's up with the 1-based floor numbering? Do you base your numbering system on roman numerals? Not the smartest system today eh?

    It's actually quite intuitive. Building X has 3 floors. We count them: 1 floor, 2 floor, 3 floors! AH AH AH! With the floor on the ground, the one we point to and count "1", that's the first floor. The one above that, we point to and say "2"; that's the second floor. We then point one higher, and say "3", the third floor. I'm sure someone can equally justify the "ground zero" system: it's just two ways of thinking. But please stop referring to it as the American system. The point I'm trying to make is that significantly more countries than just the US use it, and it's quite insulting to be casually lumped in with them.
  • Robby (unregistered) in reply to snoofle
    snoofle:
    Enter This:
    And if I press 2 * 3 {wheelchair} does that take me to the 6th floor (7th if in the UK)?
    Where's the square root symbol in case a mathematician comes along and wants to go the the 4^(1/2) floor?

    What about Pi?

    (Elevator brain) Hmmm, I'm sure pi is around here somewhere... up... down... up... down... infinite shudder...
  • (cs) in reply to Bob
    Bob:
    levi_h:
    Programmers should at least appreciate the logic behind the elevator one (zero-based floors). But I'm not sure whether that's the WTF here (at least I don't think it's a failure). Maybe that there's no -1 button?

    There is a - button and a big button at the bottom that I think is enter. So i guess you'd press -, 1, enter

    Yes, that's my guess as well [though you might want to take a better look at that 'enter' button :)]. My point was: where's the WTF? The only one I can think of is the wording on the note, that says you should be able to press a single button. (So that would make a /very/ minor WTF.)

    Anyway, the fact that the elevator actually needs a printed instruction shows that controlling it is apparently not intuitive enough, I'll give Alex that.

  • Jay (unregistered) in reply to Ground Floor
    Ground Floor:
    OK if you limeys want to call your first floor 0 I'll allow it. But then wouldn't the basement be -0?

    Nah, we think in Two's complement, not One's complement =P

  • (cs) in reply to amischiefr
    amischiefr:
    Bitch:
    Where's the wtf for the first one?

    Captcha: nulla (i think you're right)

    Are you retarded or trolling? -1 for the basement and you don't see the wtf? I know I know, lots of European places use 0 for ground floor instead of 1, its not our fault you guys are mildly retarded.
    ... we also index arrays starting from 0 - I knew we were wrong.

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