• (cs) in reply to Jessica
    Jessica:
    My favorite part of Dominoes is how they had commercials saying "Out pizza sucked, but now we're making it better." I give them some credit for their honesty, but their commercials should now way "Our pizza went from intolerable to barely tolerable."
    A colleague bought me a pizza from Domino's last week. It wasn't bad, but nowhere near good enough to pay for myself.
  • Anon (unregistered)

    TRWTF is pizza. Absolutely horrible "food" stuff.

  • (cs) in reply to pizzanight
    pizzanight:
    May be off-topic, but what where are you guys ordering your pizza from? Other pizza chains seems on par with Domino in terms of quality/taste. Domino has at least a decent online ordering.
    I've gotten my best pizza from non-chain local places.
  • JJ (unregistered)

    For those of you not getting the "Royal with Cheese" comment: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/

  • jay (unregistered) in reply to MiffTheFox
    MiffTheFox:
    I knew it. French is just English with "le" thrown in front of everything.

    And to translate from English to Chinese, just change all the l's to r's and add "ee" at the end of every noun and verb.

  • jay (unregistered)

    I came up with a 9999-character user id by typing in my complete life story with all the spaces and punctuation removed. Then I got a "user name already in use" error and had to try something else.

  • accident (unregistered) in reply to Medinoc
    Medinoc:
    Remy Porter:
    I also hear that in France they call the Big Mac a "Royale With Cheese".
    Nope, we call this a Big Mac.

    Yes but they pronounce it "le bigue maque"

  • accident (unregistered) in reply to lethalronin27
    lethalronin27:
    Jack:
    Anketam:
    normally their online ordering system is pretty smooth, which I like since I cant stand calling a place to make an order since it seems they always find someway to mess it up. Like when I say 'easy on the sauce', they only catch the last part 'sauce' and type in extra sauce.
    This! I don't need some minimum-wage I-don't-care pothead to do my data entry for me. They almost always get it wrong.

    Attention all businesses. Give me a web form to fill out myself. And then use the data I give you; don't re-enter it.

    I have a credit card where my name is misspelled even though I filled out a web form to apply. Obviously somewhere in their deep labyrinth of WTFfery is a step that goes something like:

    1. Print application.
    2. Place on wooden table.
    3. Photograph.
    4. Display on screen one.
    5. Enter data from photograph on screen two.
    6. ?
    7. Profit!

    Sounds almost as bad as Comcast's online support. To get into a live chat with someone, you need to fill out a form with your name, account number, address, phone number, and I feel like there was something else I can't remember. Then you get into the chat and the the person on the other end has NONE of the information you entered. I even tried entering fake account information and didn't get an error, so they're not validating it either. So tell me, what the hell is the point of that form?

    Discouraging you from bothering their support, obviously.

  • Minos (unregistered)

    That's not the Image Not Found icon, Domino's website is written in Piet.

  • Nemo (unregistered) in reply to EuroGuy
    EuroGuy:
    Remy Porter:
    I also hear that in France they call the Big Mac a "Royale With Cheese".
    No, you're confusing it with the Quarter Pounder.

    (get your movie references right: it had to do with the metric system. "Big" is not limited to the obsolete measurement systems).

    Check out the big brain on EuroGuy! That's right. The metric system.

  • Anonymous (unregistered)

    TRWTF is buying OXO kitchen tools.

  • APAQ11 (unregistered) in reply to Jasper

    I wouldn't trust the garlic. It looks like it's gone bad.

  • Ben Jammin (unregistered) in reply to pizzanight
    pizzanight:
    May be off-topic, but what where are you guys ordering your pizza from? Other pizza chains seems on par with Domino in terms of quality/taste. Domino has at least a decent online ordering.

    I don't actually order my pizza. It is hot-and-ready and has been all day. (just kidding, Little Caesar's is gross.)

  • (cs) in reply to Ben Jammin
    Ben Jammin:

    I don't actually order my pizza. It is hot-and-ready and has been all day. (just kidding, Little Caesar's is gross.)

    Just like she is... ba dumm DUMB!

  • anon (unregistered) in reply to Aargle Zymurgy
    Aargle Zymurgy:
    RandomGuy:
    I did not know that pepperoni is considered as meat.

    What did you think it was, a fruit?

    In most European countries, "pepperoni" either means bell pepper (= pepper = capsicum) or chili pepper. Very confusing for many first-time visitors to America.

  • (cs) in reply to Ben Jammin
    Ben Jammin:
    They don't even have BK in Australia. They have "Hungry Jack's." But I don't eat there, 'cause the guy who owns the restaurant is hungry.
    And he Jacks in the food.

    Big news for fans of DO NOT USE! We're changing our name to U.S. Donuts. We understand that our original name has caused some confusion, so we're taking this step to improve brand recognition. But don't worry: they're still the same great donuts you've come to know and love.

  • tation (unregistered) in reply to C-Derb
    C-Derb:
    usitas:
    This Friday trend of posting 4 screenshots of errors has become boring. There's nothing to say about any of these. These kind of things happen to most experienced developers (miscalculation, production environment assumptions, not testing). If you're really getting tens of good articles every day, then stop this crap.
    Instead of posting a rant, simply fill out the refund request form and go about your day.

    And who the fuck are you?

  • Chelloveck (unregistered) in reply to Remy Porter
    Remy Porter:
    Also, the Real WTF is ordering pizza from Domino's.

    True story: My cardiologist's office is co-located with the Domino's Pizza World Headquarters at Domino's Farms, in Ann Arbor MI. I think it says something that Domino's has an on-site cardiology clinic.

  • ML (unregistered) in reply to dgvid

    Should it be "incarnates"?

  • DB (unregistered) in reply to ThomasX
    ThomasX:
    There are essentially three kinds of pizza:
    1. False Pizza
    2. True Pizza
    3. FileNotFound Pizza

    HAhahahaahah@!

  • Chris (unregistered)

    Hey guys, Let's head on down to DO NOT USE and get ourselves some FILE_NOT_FOUND!

  • (cs) in reply to The Big Schema
    The Big Schema:
    nonpartisan:
    That DO NOT USE is from the Weight Watchers app restaurant list. I just figured they used that one for testing the app. That doesn't make it less of a WTF though in the big schema . . .

    I found a new nickname for myself.

    You can call yourself that, but she told me she ain't gonna call you that.

  • (cs) in reply to tation
    tation:
    C-Derb:
    Instead of posting a rant, simply fill out the refund request form and go about your day.
    And who the fuck are you?
    Probably someone who has (somewhat of) a life; certainly someone who has a sense of humor.

    "You want to go home and rethink your life." <Jedi hand-wave>

  • (cs)

    What is Truth? leads me to wonder: Is there also a "Garlic True" and a "Garlic False"?

  • Matt (unregistered) in reply to Tim

    I was just doing a character count to see if that was, in fact, 9999 characters.

  • dogmatic (unregistered) in reply to Jasper
    Jasper:
    No, you can't blame the baby. Even grown men cry because of JavaScript!

    Haha! No argument here.

  • Dave (unregistered)

    The take out isn't in India, That is where the call just centre is!

  • BitDreamer (unregistered)

    [Your 'User Name' must be a maximum of 5 characters.]

    Just to be different, I tried signing up. My username is now 'n', and apparently, I have to register my new domain for my email address [email protected].

    BUT, it was a little picky about the password. Good security!

    Captcha: 'paratus' the opposite of a-paratus, i.e. something totally useless.

  • (cs) in reply to pizzanight
    pizzanight:
    May be off-topic, but what where are you guys ordering your pizza from? Other pizza chains seems on par with Domino in terms of quality/taste. Domino has at least a decent online ordering.
    Reading this, we can somehow imagine how fucked up is your country's food quality standards. Will you now dare to reveal the crapsack of a country you live in ?
    Anon:
    TRWTF is pizza. Absolutely horrible "food" stuff.
    You two come from the same place, I'll assume.

    Someone who hasn't tasted "real" pizza (i.e. in Italia) just ridicules himself saying that pizza is bad in itself.

  • saluto (unregistered) in reply to toshir0
    toshir0:
    Someone who hasn't tasted "real" pizza (i.e. in Italia) just ridicules himself saying that pizza is bad in itself.

    I loathe all Italian food, not just pizza.

  • uns (unregistered) in reply to saluto
    saluto:
    toshir0:
    Someone who hasn't tasted "real" pizza (i.e. in Italia) just ridicules himself saying that pizza is bad in itself.

    I loathe all Italian food, not just pizza.

    "I am not a racist, i hate everybody!" --T-Shirt of the guy in front of me at a goth festival.

  • (cs) in reply to saluto
    saluto:
    toshir0:
    Someone who hasn't tasted "real" pizza (i.e. in Italia) just ridicules himself saying that pizza is bad in itself.

    I loathe all Italian food, not just pizza.

    Just tell me where you come from. I truly need a good laugh today.

  • golddog (unregistered) in reply to Ben Jammin
    Ben Jammin:
    They don't even have BK in Australia. They have "Hungry Jack's." But I don't eat there, 'cause the guy who owns the restaurant is hungry.

    I've been told that using "King" or "Queen" is not allowed in Australia in deference to the English Kings and Queens.

    Which seems kind of strange to me, as I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a Burger King in London, where the Queen actually lives. But, it's been a long time since I went, I may be misremembering.

  • (cs) in reply to Jasper

    It's the "grown men" who write the code who are at fault, not the language.

    But you anti-Microsoft, anti_Windows, loser-Linux-lovers can't tell the difference between the crap and the edables at the barnyard picnic.

  • Tasty (unregistered) in reply to EuroGuy
    EuroGuy:
    Remy Porter:
    I also hear that in France they call the Big Mac a "Royale With Cheese".
    No, you're confusing it with the Quarter Pounder.

    (get your movie references right: it had to do with the metric system. "Big" is not limited to the obsolete measurement systems).

    So, does Britain call it the "pebble stone with cheese"?

  • (cs) in reply to golddog
    golddog:
    Ben Jammin:
    They don't even have BK in Australia. They have "Hungry Jack's." But I don't eat there, 'cause the guy who owns the restaurant is hungry.

    I've been told that using "King" or "Queen" is not allowed in Australia in deference to the English Kings and Queens

    It's also fun to notice that in France, where we have since long no more king or queen to defer to, there are no Burger Kings.

    Must have something to do with edibility itself, obviously.

  • (cs) in reply to golddog
    golddog:
    I've been told that using "King" or "Queen" is not allowed in Australia in deference to the English Kings and Queens.
    No, that's rubbish. As Wikipedia will happily tell you, the "Burger King" trademark for Australia was already taken by a shop in Adelaide, so they had to pick something else.
  • Archon (unregistered)

    So, how was that missingno pizza?

  • Neil (unregistered) in reply to RichP
    RichP:
    Mmm, I ate missing_image.jpg pizza all the time in college.
    It's not a JPEG. On Windows it used to be a BMP, then it became a GIF, now it's a PNG.
  • Some Dude in 'Straya (unregistered)

    Stupid Yankee....I know what DOminos is ok, but what the hell is Taco Bell?

  • Some Dude in 'Straya (unregistered) in reply to Scarlet Manuka
    Scarlet Manuka:
    golddog:
    I've been told that using "King" or "Queen" is not allowed in Australia in deference to the English Kings and Queens.
    No, that's rubbish. As Wikipedia will happily tell you, the "Burger King" trademark for Australia was already taken by a shop in Adelaide, so they had to pick something else.
    And AFAIK* for a while (maybe 18+ years ago) Burger King existed in Melbourne (and maybe Sydney)....

    *AFAIK = I'm sure I remember a Burger King somewhere near one of the railway stations (Flinders St, I think) but I was quite young (early years of secondary school) at them time. The only reason it stood out was because in Adelaide we had Hungry Jacks and Burger King was same logo different name....

  • (cs) in reply to nonpartisan

    Yup, and actually it turned out to be Tim Hortons I believe. And they recently released an update and it doesn't show up anymore. I'm not entirely sure why they would want to remove Tim Hortons...

  • (cs) in reply to nonpartisan
    nonpartisan:
    That DO NOT USE is from the Weight Watchers app restaurant list. I just figured they used that one for testing the app. That doesn't make it less of a WTF though in the big schema . . .

    Yup, and actually it turned out to be Tim Hortons I believe. And they recently released an update and it doesn't show up anymore. I'm not entirely sure why they would want to remove Tim Hortons...

  • (cs)

    And apparently the delete comment button doesn't work.

  • nupanick (unregistered)

    Hey, I heard DO NOT USE has a special today on white NaaN.

  • thelordofcheese (unregistered) in reply to Jasper
    Jasper:
    No, you can't blame the baby. Even grown men cry because of JavaScript!

    What year is it? Because if you can't handle a little JavaScript then you really aren't very good at programming.

    http://pastebin.com/WkJtENSF

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