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I've seen this done, and can attest to its success - even if the actual parking job was performed without touching the gas pedal. (In fact, he slipped it into drive, let the idle build up a little speed, then shifted to neutral the rest of the way. Apparently, Mustangs are good at coasting.)
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It's ' . .were an error . . .' It begins with 'Even if' hence it's a counterfactual - therefore it's the subjunctive mood . . .
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If the reason "My boss was a complete jerk" fits, use it -- the only people that wouldn't accept that such a situation can occur would be: (1) a new "jerk" potential boss, and you wouldn't want to work for them anyway; (2) an arrogant member of HR that has no ability to listen to a situation critically and make an informed judgement, rather than making the knee-jerk reaction you would expect from such a waste-of-space.
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Pretty Woman.
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Funny thing about revenge; they say its so horrible but yet it feels soooo good...
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"the DBA that always wore low-cut shirts"
That was the real story here, you wrote about the wrong subject.
Regardless of the sex of the DBA, there is a more interesting story there.
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We got a prototype board back from manufacturing. I put it down next to the powersupply. Not knowing how to connect it up, I scramble away in order to find the spec. Hyperactive boss comes around and connects it - swapped 12Volts for 5Volts. Result: board fried. Who is to blaim? Me, of cause.
Feel your pain brother. ;)
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What Gary should have done was told us about the look on Bill's face when he was fired for sexually harassing the entire office over the intercom. Be the BOFH.