High-roller Matthew D. fears Finance. "This is from our corporate expense system. Will they flag my expenses in the April-December quarter as too high? And do we really need a search function for a list of 12 items?"

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Tightfisted Adam R. begrudges a trifling sum. "The tipping culture is getting out of hand. After I chose 'Custom Tip' for some takeout, they filled out the default tip with a few extra femtocents. What a rip!"

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Cool Customer Reinier B. sums this up: "I got some free B&J icecream a while back. Since one of them was priced at €0.01, the other one obviously had to cost zero point minus 1 euros to make a total of zero euro. Makes sense. Or probably not."

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An anonymous browniedad is ready to pack his poptart off for the summer. "I know {First Name} is really excited for camp..." Kudos on getting Mom to agree to that name choice!

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Finally, another anonymous assembler's retrospective visualisation. "CoPilot rendering a graphical answer of the semantics of a pointer. Point taken. " There's no error'd here really, but I'm wondering how long before this kind of wtf illustration lands somewhere "serious".

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