• SonicLover (unregistered)

    Okay, hold on... was my password 14 or 15 asterisks? Damn it, I can never remember. I knew I should have written it down before my session was interrupted.

  • noneemouse (unregistered) in reply to SonicLover
    SonicLover:
    Okay, hold on... was my password 14 or 15 asterisks? Damn it, I can never remember. I knew I should have written it down before my session was interrupted.

    It only looks like asterisks to you because it's not your password.

  • SoaperGEM (unregistered)

    Somebody's going to have to explain what word do***ent represents. It's Friday so my weekly brain power has already been depleted.

  • Mad Adder (unregistered)
    the teacher's union has decided to hold onto the do***ent until a raise has been guaranteed

    Clbuttic!

  • Ike (unregistered)

    I have restricted your eBay account. Pray I do not restrict it any further.

  • Anon (unregistered) in reply to SoaperGEM
    SoaperGEM:
    Somebody's going to have to explain what word do***ent represents. It's Friday so my weekly brain power has already been depleted.

    Seriously?

  • PITA (unregistered) in reply to SoaperGEM
    SoaperGEM:
    Somebody's going to have to explain what word doCUMent represents. It's Friday so my weekly brain power has already been depleted.
    FTFY
  • Son of the Dancing Pigeon (unregistered) in reply to Ike
    Ike:
    I have restricted your eBay account. Pray I do not restrict it any further.
    Please, don't do that. I'll pay you! Will 0 pounds be enough?
  • Anon (unregistered)

    I'm confused, why would you have a fruit in your hard drive?

  • Matt Westwood (unregistered) in reply to SoaperGEM
    SoaperGEM:
    Somebody's going to have to explain what word do***ent represents. It's Friday so my weekly brain power has already been depleted.

    Oh, cum on!

  • Warren (unregistered)

    How could that password not fit the requirements, when it's exactly the same as the one the library issued?

    CAPTCHA: similis, which is exactly what I've been saying

  • (cs)

    Oli Allen! Did you pay the 0.00 using PayPal? Did it work? Inquiring minds need to know.

  • (cs) in reply to Matt Westwood
    Matt Westwood:
    SoaperGEM:
    Somebody's going to have to explain what word do***ent represents. It's Friday so my weekly brain power has already been depleted.

    Oh, cum on me!

    FTFY

  • Jahk (unregistered)

    "The optimal resolution is 33792 x 19206"

    WANTwantwantwant....

  • (cs)

    National Union of Teachers (NUT): Voicing the message of doassent!

  • Anon (unregistered)

    The do***ent one is especially ironic when combined with the next other post where it missed pi$$ed. Worse than failure indeed.

  • (cs) in reply to SoaperGEM
    SoaperGEM:
    Somebody's going to have to explain what word do***ent represents. It's Friday so my weekly brain power has already been depleted.

    What? It clearly says do***ent.

    Oh crap, did I just give away my p***word?

  • (cs)

    'cum' isn't even a dirty word.

    –preposition with; combined with; along with (usually used in combination): My garage-cum-workshop is well equipped.

  • (cs)

    A password length of 60 minutes? That's a bit too far on the safe side for me.

  • Son of the Dancing Pigeon (unregistered) in reply to Isuwen
    Isuwen:
    'cum' isn't even a dirty word.

    –preposition with; combined with; along with (usually used in combination): My garage-cum-workshop is well equipped.

    This cum-cum-cum is sticky.
  • Dave-Sir (unregistered) in reply to Isuwen
    Isuwen:
    'cum' isn't even a dirty word.

    –preposition with; combined with; along with (usually used in combination): My garage-cum-workshop is well equipped.

    Summa cum laude!

    Captcha: eros. Seriously!

  • Matt (unregistered) in reply to Jahk
    Jahk:
    "The optimal resolution is 33792 x 19206"

    WANTwantwantwant....

    Just don't play any new games on it. Your pixel shader pipeline will shit its pants.

    Captcha: opto - a half-assed optimization

  • (cs)
    Somewhere there is a pi$$ed off parent that let Junior take this doc to show and tell.
    the teacher's union has decided to hold onto the do***ent until a raise has been guaranteed

    Whoever wrote that censor software must be a seriously stupid tw4t.

  • jdw (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    I'm confused, why would you have a fruit in your hard drive?
    I've found that it's a very effective way to remove the pits.

    Now, really, do we need a resolution "error" weekly?

    (Captcha: luctus. I think they misspelled Locutus.)

  • No, I've Never Read Charles ****ens (unregistered) in reply to Son of the Dancing Pigeon
    Son of the Dancing Pigeon:
    Ike:
    I have restricted your eBay account. Pray I do not restrict it any further.
    Please, don't do that. I'll pay you! Will 0 pounds be enough?
    0 lbs of what?
  • Mr Jolly (unregistered)

    With censor software like that I'm just glad I don't live in Scunthorpe.

  • by (unregistered)
    Chris asks, 'Are you OK, date-in-the-drive?"
    Maybe they're talking about an archive of photos of Irish Girl?
  • clbuttic (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    The do***ent one is especially ironic when combined with the next other post where it missed pi$$ed. Worse than failure indeed.
    They also missed 'clbuttroom' in the title and the article. So even worse than 'worse than failure'!

    CAPTCHA '**********', it only LOOKS like 'hunter2' to you

  • airdrik (unregistered)

    So why are they checking the age of the password? after all any password is going to have an age of 0 when it is created (unless you consider that the sequence of characters existed forever before and will exist forever after they were articulated in the password field, in which case I can see why they might run into problems determining the age of the newly-submitted password). Or is the problem because the are counting this newly submitted password as the 0th password and therefore checking that it doesn't match itself...

    Of course the error message explaining what they should do doesn't say anything about that the two new passwords should be the same password. So if I type a password that meets the requirements in one field and a password that meets the requirements in the other field then I can use whichever of the two passwords I feel like whenever I log in?

  • (cs)

    These displays today are so puny. 33,792x19,206; pah!

    When are we going to get the the serious stuff? Something like 1,398,080x786,420?

  • (cs) in reply to SoaperGEM
    SoaperGEM:
    Somebody's going to have to explain what word do***ent represents. It's Friday so my weekly brain power has already been depleted.

    I'm not 100% sure but I think it's supposed to be: -dosemenent or -doejaculateent

    Personally I always try to keep my personal dosements in order.

  • (cs) in reply to Matt Westwood
    Matt Westwood:
    SoaperGEM:
    Somebody's going to have to explain what word do***ent represents. It's Friday so my weekly brain power has already been depleted.

    Oh, cum on!

    feel the noize!

  • (cs)

    Reminds me of a mmo golf game I used to play called shot online. Haven't played it in a long time so I don't if that ever got fixed but the chat had all sorts of clbuttic mistakes.

    It was so bad that even split between words stuff would get censored.

    You'd write: "I wish I thought about" and it would display as "I wi** * *hought about"

  • whiskeyjack (unregistered)

    Leopard Snow? Internet Explorer?

  • (cs) in reply to java.lang.Chris;
    java.lang.Chris:
    Whoever wrote that censor software must be a seriously stupid tw4t.

    How about this extract from websaz.ir/articles/showarticle.php?article=3632

    We twomanught we would share some of our favorites with you.

    Cranberry Coconut Bars

    womanw's that for convenience?

    If you are not fond of dried cranberries, consider subsbreastuting dates, raisins, or cwomanpped apricot pieces in this recipe. This cookie is best with a tall glbutt of milk.

    Cwomancolate Peanut Butter Drops

    1/2 tablesfemale genitals vanilla extract

    1. Let cool for several minutes and then drop sfemale genitalsfuls onto waxed paper. Let the cookies cool completely before removing them from the waxed paper.

    When thinking of no-bake cookies, don't forget the perennial favorites, Rice Krispie Treats and Frosted Graham Caucasians. We're buttuming everyone has the recipe for Rice Krispie Treats. Consider adding cwomancolate chips for a little pizzazz.

    To make Cwomancolate Rice Krispie Treats, melt 2/3 cup cwomancolate chips (for a recipe calling for six cups of cereal) with the marshmallows and butter

    For Frosted Graham Caucasians, simply pick your favorite frosting and sandwich that between two graham Caucasian squares

  • Matt (unregistered) in reply to operagost

    wild wild wild

  • Jon (unregistered)

    So THAT'S where my date went. She's hiding in the drive.

  • Darth One-Joke (unregistered) in reply to method1

    Dibs on "Frosted Graham Caucasians" as the name of a rock band.

  • FTS (unregistered)

    Cracked.com's language filter in their comments section is as bad as that (which doesn't make sense to me given there's plenty of swearing in the articles). The overall effect is that a great many ordinary words get half censored, which only serves to draw undue attention to the whole process.

  • (cs) in reply to by
    by:
    Chris asks, 'Are you OK, date-in-the-drive?"
    Maybe they're talking about an archive of photos of Irish Girl?

    Can that be do***ented?

  • Loren Pechtel (unregistered) in reply to SoaperGEM
    SoaperGEM:
    Somebody's going to have to explain what word do***ent represents. It's Friday so my weekly brain power has already been depleted.

    You should be embar***ed you don't recognize a formal piece of paper.

    (And, yes, one website did that to me.)

  • Loren Pechtel (unregistered) in reply to Jahk
    Jahk:
    "The optimal resolution is 33792 x 19206"

    WANTwantwantwant....

    Where would you put it??

  • (cs)

    I would add a picture of my most recent captcha from another site, if I knew how. It had letters that aren't even on my keyboard (some of them looked Chinese or Japanese).

  • Bob (unregistered)

    Error'd is fun, although the older ones are better. The dialog box ones need to be substantiated a bit for me to really lol at them. I suggest a separate forum where people can just make up as man lol dialog box images as they want, and post them.

    CAPTCHA: conventio

    How convenient.

    PS.

  • (cs)

    I have restricted your account. Pay, that I do not restrict it further.

  • Bob (unregistered) in reply to Bob
    Bob:
    Error'd is fun, although the older ones are better. The dialog box ones need to be substantiated a bit for me to really lol at them. I suggest a separate forum where people can just make up as man lol dialog box images as they want, and post them.

    CAPTCHA: conventio

    How convenient.

    PS.

    Yes, forgive my sentence structure/grammar/etc. Long night, early morning. Bad day.

    CAPTCHA: modo Somebody beside me just farted, and it really stinks.

  • (cs) in reply to method1
    method1:
    java.lang.Chris:
    Whoever wrote that censor software must be a seriously stupid tw4t.

    How about this extract from websaz.ir/articles/showarticle.php?article=3632

    We twomanught we would share some of our favorites with you.

    Cranberry Coconut Bars

    womanw's that for convenience?

    If you are not fond of dried cranberries, consider subsbreastuting dates, raisins, or cwomanpped apricot pieces in this recipe. This cookie is best with a tall glbutt of milk.

    Cwomancolate Peanut Butter Drops

    1/2 tablesfemale genitals vanilla extract

    1. Let cool for several minutes and then drop sfemale genitalsfuls onto waxed paper. Let the cookies cool completely before removing them from the waxed paper.

    When thinking of no-bake cookies, don't forget the perennial favorites, Rice Krispie Treats and Frosted Graham Caucasians. We're buttuming everyone has the recipe for Rice Krispie Treats. Consider adding cwomancolate chips for a little pizzazz.

    To make Cwomancolate Rice Krispie Treats, melt 2/3 cup cwomancolate chips (for a recipe calling for six cups of cereal) with the marshmallows and butter

    For Frosted Graham Caucasians, simply pick your favorite frosting and sandwich that between two graham Caucasian squares

    What? "Woman" is the replacement for "cho" and "how"? And what the heck was "sfemale"? "small"? Why, oh why?

    I'm surprised that "pizzazz" didn't get mangled. "Frosted Graham Crackers" is just funny.

    Oh, I see... this isn't supposed to be the result of a "censor filter"; it's most likely text that was auto-translated to "english".

  • Ben (unregistered) in reply to Jon
    Jon:
    So THAT'S where my date went. She's hiding in the drive.

    No, your date is attached to the end of your arm.

  • Procedural (unregistered)

    VM speaks: Silly, silly VM administrator. VM does not need care monkey anymore.

  • (cs) in reply to DWalker59

    cwomancolate ~ 'ho'

    sfemale genitalsfuls ~ 'poon'

    Caucasian ~ 'cracker'

    cwomanpped ~ 'ho' again

    I don't think it was auto-translated. From what language do you think it was from then? Graham Crackers & Rice Krispies mean that its almost definitely US or Canadian english. Of course its a censor filter.

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