• Luiz Felipe (unregistered)

    At least it was indented.

    captcha: iusto, fair enough.

  • techo's R Us (unregistered) in reply to qbolec
    qbolec:
    also, am I the only one who is more puzzled by constants 123, 456, 789 and P, O, S, than by :, -, ) ?

    Could someone draw me a diagram of this database?

    That would be anonymization or editor's license.....

    They're too lazy to make someit look real

  • gstein (unregistered)

    I read the beginning of this article to the tune of "American Pie" (a la the Weird Al parody, The Saga Begins)

  • Jumentum (unregistered) in reply to ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL

    I wish this were a real language. I found this but it's brainfuck based unfortunately: http://op-co.de/facefuck/ So much more potential for smiley interaction.

  • David (unregistered) in reply to Jumentum

    Have you ever played a Roguelike? Thats halfway there.

    "? = magic scroll; B = balrog; :-((( = you"

  • (cs) in reply to eVil
    eVil:
    Seriously though... why the Star Wars?

    Does that SQL contain something that obviously suggests Star Wars as the memetic theme for this article?

    Or have the site editors cunningly identified Star Wars as popular with this sites demographic, and so just shoved it into the article apropos of nothing?

    I hear a whoosh going by you. For the hard of comprehension, it's just a play on the supposed phonetic similarity between "dearth" and "Darth", but we should remember that a more phonetic spelling of "dearth" would be "derth" or even "durth". Still, even then, both are d*rth words, so that's OK.

    Or maybe IHBT, and the whoosh is going by me. :-(

  • Mike5 (unregistered) in reply to justsomedudette
    justsomedudette:
    I have a sudden urge to create a role id of :( unfortunately all mine are ints but some day, some how this needs to be the code for a manager role.

    So? That gives you 4 bytes to encode it into...

  • (cs) in reply to DonaldK

    Surely FILE_NOT_FOUND should be thus?

    :-u

  • ZoomST (unregistered) in reply to ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL
    ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL:
    DonaldK:
    true = :-) null or FILE_NOT_FOUND = :-| false = :-(
    But wait, there's more! You can also flip them around for antimatter booleans!

    anti-true = (-: anti-false = )-: anti-FILE_NOT_FOUND = |-:

    In fact, there's no limit to what you can do!

    very-true = (-) very-false = )-( imperial-tie-fighter = ]-*-[ oh-fuck-it = (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

    undefined = ¯(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL

  • asdf (unregistered)

    Am I the only one who started reading this article to the tune of american pie (a long long time ago...) but then I came across the star wars references and got disappointed.

    So bye bye miss american pie

  • (cs) in reply to asdf
    asdf:
    Am I the only one who started reading this article to the tune of american pie (a long long time ago...) but then I came across the star wars references and got disappointed.

    So bye bye miss american pie

    Listen to the Weird Al version.

  • asdf (unregistered) in reply to chubertdev
    chubertdev:
    asdf:
    Am I the only one who started reading this article to the tune of american pie (a long long time ago...) but then I came across the star wars references and got disappointed.

    So bye bye miss american pie

    Listen to the Weird Al version.

    Hahaha wow, perfect. I like weird al songs, can't believe I never heard this one

  • Amarus (unregistered) in reply to DonaldK

    ...

    Be right back, modifying the bool to string conversion for all the projects I'm working on.

  • (cs) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    eVil:
    Seriously though... why the Star Wars?

    Does that SQL contain something that obviously suggests Star Wars as the memetic theme for this article?

    Or have the site editors cunningly identified Star Wars as popular with this sites demographic, and so just shoved it into the article apropos of nothing?

    I hear a whoosh going by you. For the hard of comprehension, it's just a play on the supposed phonetic similarity between "dearth" and "Darth", but we should remember that a more phonetic spelling of "dearth" would be "derth" or even "durth". Still, even then, both are d*rth words, so that's OK.

    Or maybe IHBT, and the whoosh is going by me. :-(

    No, i mean, I get why he used the word "dearth", assuming we already had a Star Wars context, because it sounds like Darth. Fine.

    But this is CodeSOD, based around code snippets. The Star Wars theme was just tacked on and completely irrelevant to the snippet. I mean, if we're making shit up, why not just go hog wild, and have a story about pink frogs coding up SQL injection attacks from inside their CTOs underpants?

  • (cs) in reply to eViLegion
    eViLegion:
    I mean, if we're making shit up, why not just go hog wild, and have a story about pink frogs coding up SQL injection attacks from inside their CTOs underpants?
    You mean that doesn't happen? Shit, that's a surprise, given the sort of things we see on here.

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