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The real WTF is that <font face="Courier New">$check</font> will ALWAYS equal 1, because you used the assignment operator <font face="Courier New">=</font>, instead of <font face="Courier New">==</font>.
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Ooi !! Stop shooting those animals !! What a waste of good meat !!
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Not to be picky, but wouldn't
ps waux | grep [s]quid | awk '{print $2 }' | xargs kill -9
have worked as well?Admin
I think you should rewrite all of the text manipulation scripts into one long obfuscated C function. With the code on one line.
Just for the hell of it.
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I resent this entire discussion.
-Rube
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Yes, I quite frequently run across people, especially in the Unix environment, who believe that everything must be done the complicated way. In fact, if I suggest an easier way to do it, I am looked at as someone who clearly doesn't know what they are talking about. I don't know what it is, I just take it that most people either don't know what they are doing, or are specifically trying to make it complicated, so that that they look smart for having figured out a complicated process.
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i hate it
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this site suck it
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i hate life
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i hate life
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i hate life
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i hate this site
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I admire Rubes designs they look very fun and easy at the same time.
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Nah. Even Perl isn't that bad. Don't get me wrong, I hate Perl as much as anyone, but this sounds even worse - it sounds like shell scripts.
Why do things in tedious, roundabout and inelegant ways (such as Perl or shell scripts) when they can be done in half the number of lines (and coding time) in a proper scripting language like Python.
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#!/bin/sh $0 & exec $0
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It is a pity, that now I can not express - there is no free time. But I will be released - I will necessarily write that I think.