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The Google one is a obvious joke and doesn't belong here.
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At least until Chrome 214748 or higher.
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Quite the opposite. You know something, Weatherbug doesn't know. Specifically, that it is called Tuesday.
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I'm pretty sure the google spel chek was done on purpose. From the company that does a bunch of April Fools things each year, I'd expect as much.
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Was the Mac thingie left out on purpuse or did I missed something?
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Is it still called Tuesday if the world ends before it?
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TRWTF is not realizing the Chrome one is a joke.
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out of curiosity...
where did AVG find the record on the startup time, since it probably wasn't able to measure it itself?
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I made myself accidently a few words.
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"When shall we three meet again?"
"Well, I can do next Tuesday."
-- Terry Pratchett
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You left out a few words; the app made up a few numbers. The universe is in balance.
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You have to pay to watch TV in the hospital???
Oh well, works fine for me, I'd pay not to be forced to watch it.
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looks stern We only laugh at mistakes, not jokes. snort of contempt You should remove the Chrome one at once! We're very serious about this.
Captcha: minim - the minimum spelling of minimum. (Min. is an abbreviation, not a minimum spelling; there's a difference, and we're very serious about this sort of thing around here.)
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Goodbye, ruby tuesday Who could hang a name on you?
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Don't tell me. The real WTF is the health "system" in the USA.
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The moral of the story is to not install AVG. Who making an antivirus cares to optimise boot time rather than scan time/minimise overhead in realtime?
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24 hour bride's channels anyone?
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fhqwgads?
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The system is down.
Captcha: esse.
The system is down, esse.
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Quick googling suggests it's the UK.
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You must be a hoot at parties.
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[Me] Make me some tea. [Wife] No way! [Me] sudo make me some tea. [Wife] Sure, no problem!
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I don't see the problem with the AVG one. My computer used to take a minute to boot, but now it boots 36 min before I turn it on. It is really quite convenient.
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If to the limit of the password expiration be set to days 18,446,744,073,709,551,559, then why to the limit of the password expiration reminder be set to days 18,446,744,073,709,551,552 before to the limit of the password expiration?
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"Hospedia From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search
Hospedia Ltd is a provider of bedside communication and entertainment units in UK hospitals."
So yes, a UK hospital. Looking at the wikip article on Hospedia, they definitely qualify as (redacted) (redacted) (redacted)s, and I'm being charitable here.
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Oh good. I'm not the only one.
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Google sent that spelling error on purpose. It was a joke. Not an authentic error'd.
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Unsure if you're whooshing me, but the joke is that Weatherbug knows that next Tuesday won't exist for some sinister reason.
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Actually, North Korea has threatened to attack Austin, so I guess Weatherbug knows a lot more than we do.
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TRWTF is the payment options on that TV. Do you want to watch TV from your hospital bed? Simply use the touchscreen or put money in the slot, conveniently located on the front of the TV!
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I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!
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The Google spell check one is obviously intentional...
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TRWTF is jokes on the internet. NO ONE gets them. Try it and you're immediately deemed a jerk, and idiot, or a troll.
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Google one was on April's fool, as a joke.
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Drops that cow! You oughts to be kind to dumb aminals.
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Having to pay to watch TV in a hospital is a barbaric WTF! The poor sods are lying there ill, just well enough to watch a bit of TV to take their minds off their suffering, and they have to pay for it?!
I hope these days the average patient knows someone who will lend them a tablet loaded up with content, let this scum-sucking system wither and die.
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Nevermind the WLAN access points on every corner in the same hospital. Not to mention that the ICU was in a completely different building. And the diagnostic instruments are shielded anyway.
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I reckon that Google's spell checker notification is completely intended to look wrong. Google has a quirky sense of humour when it comes to these sort of things.
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why hasn't anyone mentioned that the Google spelling error is intentional?
Plan: To go to Mars one day with a ban-hammer.
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Only $3? Luxury. In my day we got a leather wallet to bite down on, if we were lucky.
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Still better than Symantec. They forgot the anti- part of anti-virus software and instead just sell virus software.
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By that reasoning, you shouldn't install Windows. Who making an operating system cares to build in a web browser and silly games rather than optimize file access and management?
Oh, wait, that started out as a reduction ad absurdum argument, but now I'm thinking it sounds like a good idea ...