- Feature Articles
- CodeSOD
- Error'd
- Forums
-
Other Articles
- Random Article
- Other Series
- Alex's Soapbox
- Announcements
- Best of…
- Best of Email
- Best of the Sidebar
- Bring Your Own Code
- Coded Smorgasbord
- Mandatory Fun Day
- Off Topic
- Representative Line
- News Roundup
- Editor's Soapbox
- Software on the Rocks
- Souvenir Potpourri
- Sponsor Post
- Tales from the Interview
- The Daily WTF: Live
- Virtudyne
Admin
Literal translation would be "Quoi La Merde" but it still doesn't make much sense in French. I can't really think of any good translation. WTF would be half between « Nom de Dieu » and « Qu'est-ce que c'est que ce bordel ? » but nobody abbreviates those.
French Wikipedia says WTF is "a relatively vulgar way to ask what's going on, in particular on the Internet". The official translation for the WTFPL license is right on the spirit but it wouldn't really work in the context of TDWTF and I can't think of a good way to translate it back properly to English.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/WTF http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/WTFPL#Traduction_fran.C3.A7aise_officielle_de_la_WTFPL_Version_2
Anyway, French layout sucks whenever you need to type anything else than French text (and even then, you better not use LaTeX). But The Real WTF is that Belgian keyboard layout is like the French one but with some subtle changes you won't notice until you need that "_" symbol.
Admin
Are you asking why the 10-key is so popular? It's probably because it allows you to type numbers and a few mathematical operators with one hand. Now, what I want, is a 16-key.
Admin
CYA
Admin
Whooosh!
By the way, what's "Romans go home" in French?
Admin
CYA
Admin
This gel pad is non standard. Sorry, I will have to take it in for examination, to ensure compatibility with our computer systems. You should get it back in about three weeks.
Admin
Sounds like the "highly payed engineer" wanted an excuse for a visit from Sally...
Admin
A similar thing happened to me while working for a school district doing tech support. I got called to clean out a secretary's type writer because it was dusty. Biggest waste of my education ever.
Admin
Warning: <some-char-I-can't-remember-now-and-won't-bother-to-look-it-up> -rated comment. Do not read if you're under 14.
And it explains why it took Sally 90 minutes to unpack the gel pad. She had to... erm, handle another gel device...Admin
This comment is pure win.
Admin
It's hard to believe crap like this really happens. There's no way I would wait that long. I'd do it myself and take whatever bitching out I got.
Admin
Euphemism(From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) - A euphemism is a substitution of an agreeable or less offensive expression in place of one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the listener.
I detect a euphemism here :)
Admin
con·de·scen·sion (knd-snshn) n.
I detect a condescension here :)
Admin
Admin
I've had similar things, including a phone call about a problem accessing wireless (yep, the wireless card does work better when switched on), printing (printers do too). On the other hand, our central IT department can be as bad in another direction: two years ago, they issued an internal invoice charging for 12 hours of technician time - for connecting a new keyboard. The excuse? It was a new model, so they had to read the whole user manual first. A user from another department came to me looking for help last month, having tried his department's own support team first - their answer, when told he was unable to log in over WiFi, was to offer him a place on a training course the following week. His answer to that was unprintable, as you might imagine. (Simple chicken and egg problem: you can't authenticate to the file servers until after you've authenticated to the wireless network.)
Admin
I think there was a time (in the IBM Compatible world pre 386, I reckon) when there wasn't a separate 'arrow pad' so num lock was used to change between arrows and numbers. Some might argue that this means the other use of the numeric keypad is now redundant, however I must admit I like it for games that allow me to move in diagonals ... (ie the old sierra games, many platform games {Commander Keen et al})
Admin
And them being too lazy to do something like this is not a WTF??
Admin
Admin
WTF is properly translated into french as "Qu'est-ce que phoque?"
My coworkers came up with that when we transitioned from an english only to french and english support contract.
Admin
You can go sunshine1911 my sunshine1911-ing sunshine1911. Haha, does that look funny to you?
Admin
For those of you that aren't: On any page that requires secure a GET/POST process, you need to link the GET to the subsequent POST.
On GET, add a unique token to the page, and also store it in session.
On POST, only process the POST if the posted token matches the one you hold in session.
Problem solved.
Admin
I've got a better one.
I was working on a resolving issues we had with Exchange and setting up some new services. This was creating all sorts of problems for certain people, so the helpdesk was told "If there's a problem with Exchange, it could be a reprecussion of this problem we're trying to fix, so forward them through to Uriah". I don't deal with the regular help desk calls, I only get brought in on specialty or difficult jobs and even then I rarely deal with the end user.
Half way through the day a call gets forwarded to me, it's Sally and her folders have gone missing. They were in Outlook, but now they have gone. These held some extremely critical reports which were needed for the sales and finance teams. Straight away I thought "SHIT", this problem was affecting the backups, so if it's new-ish, it won't be backed up. My mind started running through possibilities of what it could be, all sorts of complex possibilities.
I needed more information to start from, where did they disappear from, what were they called, were they backed up. At least some answers would give me something to go on to track down this problem.
Unfortunately the user was extremely non-technical, which I am not used to dealing with, she was having trouble communicating almost any information to me. It's just, her files and folders are gone. She was struggling so much I decided to VNC to her machine, this way I could get her to point at things with the mouse and provide me with a little information.
After connecting to her machine I saw Outlook right there, there were many folders and they seemed to have files in them, which made me think perhaps the database was corrupt. I asked her to point at where the files were missing from and tell me what they were called.
She motioned at two folders which had subfolders. She said "They used to be between these 2 folders". I thought I'd clarify, were they a subfolder or a high level folder. So I expanded the directory above by clicking the [+] symbol. "Where they in her...", immediatly she yelled "THAT'S THEM. How did you get them back?". At which point I was confused. What had just happened? I said "What do you mean? Are these your folders?". "Yes, lemme check... yep, that's everything I lost, how did you recover them?"
It was at this time that I face palmed and the full pain and realization of what she had done sank in. She didn't know how to expand folders. That was it. So in true helpdesk fashion, I mocked her and said if she had any more problems, please feel free to contact the help desk again.
We all had a pretty good laugh over this.
Admin
Someone feel like sharing what the hell NPR is? I feel quite stupid, as everyone else seems to know...
Admin
If you think that solves your problem of a man in the middle attack, then perhaps you could send me some of your web sites! Do you think that a MITM that is hosting a copy of your login page can't do a GET first and then a POST, and keep track of whatever cookies you send it?
Admin
It's the socialist network of radio stations in the United States. The TV equivalent is called PBS.
Admin
Now that made me RDF (rire dehors fort) (that's LOL in french, freely translated).
Captcha: ingenium, the material ingeneers are made of.
Admin
Admin
"Oh, okay... " fidgeting noises followed by a loud crunch "What? There's no key under it - just some kind of switchy, broken-looking stump.. how do I get the F5 key back again?"
Admin
You have an excellent point. I suppose any sufficiently advanced man-in-the-middle could fool a web form into thinking it was a legit client, and scrape the results. There isn't really any way of detecting an illegitimate user until he starts sending data back.
In my defence there is, remember, no 100% solution to web security: every little bit counts.
You should be using GET/POST tokens on all sensitive web forms, if only to prevent wholesale POSTing of bogus data to your system.
Admin
I can't ever figure out the anti-worker (masquerading as anti-union) sentiment among a lot of tech workers--like you're going to have a nice lifestyle in a few years with nothing protecting your job from being shipped to India.
I've never belonged to one, but unions are hardly the only outfits with stupid rules. Most stupid rules start out for a purpose and then never get changed when they should. The "only union workers can do X" kind of rule doubtless originated because management is always looking to weasel out of agreements that they made. If not for dishonesty, no need of eventual stupidity.
I wish common sense would prevail just about everywhere, but it takes at least two sides to make an agreement, and common sense just isn't that common.
Admin
Heather probably typed Windows+U by mistake. That opens Narrator (as well as other accessibility tools).
Admin
Without telling me your CAPTCHA, why did you find it necessary to leave a comment?
Admin
Actually, if that's not the reason for the existence of the numpad, I can't think of a better one. And furthermore, the NumLock key is vitally important for one to be able to switch between "number" function and "direction/pgup/pgdn/home/end" function. As programmers, all of you should know better than to put "long strings of numbers" into the code - the ensuing hilarity is often featured on the front page here. IMHO the arrows/pg*/home/end function is much more useful for navigating the code/filesystem, because your hand fits more comfortably over all the needed keys. And you can still type comments without any additional Shift key presses. NumLock FTW!
Admin
C'est quoi c'te merde!?!
We use this all the time...
Admin
Those clamshell blister packs are a bitch...
Wikipedia fact: Did you know that over 6000 americans end up in hospital after receiving injuries while opening one of these.
Admin
you forget to include the license of wikipedia that is required when you copy their stuff...
just look at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:CC-BY-SA
just be glad it's not the GFDL anymore
Admin
that's possibly the stupidest user i've read about. thank you for this story
Admin
I assume you mean per year, because if it was per one opened then it would be a pretty good terrorist weapon.
Admin
I think that back in the day, you'd have a normal keyboard with no numpad, but accountants or whoever dealt with lots of numbers, would buy an separate numpad for easy number entry (easier to do with one hand than the number row) and over time, those separate numpad got incorporated into the standard keyboard... dunno if that's true, but my brain is tell me it is!
Admin
Yeay for default bounce backs.
Admin
Admin
onerror = blockError yes, that's the code i found when i opened my university website:
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="Javascript"> window.onerror = blockError; function blockError(){ return true; }//endfunction </SCRIPT>Admin
Well, starting life in banking over 25 years ago, I remember enormous clunky machines with a keyboard layout very similar to the now-standard PC one, except that there were also '00' and '000' keys - certainly not seperate pads.
Consider this; you have a batch of 1000 cheques and credit slips to enter; each has a amount (anything from 0.01 to millions) to be keyed, and text-based information to go alongside it. What's fastest:
Back in those days, we entered every amount in pence, even eliminating the need to find a decimal point key. That was simply the fastest way of processing the work. And it was the big volume processors who were the heaviest users of terminals, and thus most heavily influenced the design.
Admin
Admin
"Enable javascript to use LMGTFY."
Epic fail!
Admin
Admin
Crap like that happens all the time. Take British Airways for example. At Heathrow they have two different tug teams for moving aircraft around, one for around the airport, and one for inside hangers. So one team backs an aircraft up to the hanger doors and disconnect, and the next team connect up, and back it into the hanger. Tough luck if it needs to be done quickly, and the unions will go insane if you encroach another team's turf.
Admin
The real WTF here is that it took her on and a half hours to "setup" this mousepad. No wonder the Sr. Engineer couldn't figure it out.
Admin
I think 2sc is the name of some place. For all we know he had a meeting there.
Admin
It's for data entry reasons. I can't describe in English how much I HATE those numpad-lacking notebook keyboards!
When I was like 20 years old or so, I had a data entry job at a local company that processed magazine subscriptions. A lot of the entry was numeric. When you are entering long strings 10+ digit numbers all day long. Top number row on the keyboard doesn't even come close in speed and accuracy to the numpad.