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I'm pretty sure I work there.
frist mb?
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I like how the actual code then continues to not use the variables set up before.
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What that dump needs is to go out of business. Why are small companies so fucking stupid and ignorant of pretty much EVERYTHING, including most of the time their own core business?
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The Real WTF is not fixing the problem:
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Well, yeah, sure, TRWTF is the entire hoopla of 3 Tier programming. Lets save all the HTML, Javascript, styles, nobr's and p tags in the database. I mean, why not.
Think of this differently, forget 3 tier. The DB is saved on the HDD. The HTML (as other nitwit companies do) is also saved on the HDD. So, whats the difference.
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TRWTF is internationalization.
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the true WTF is the 'die' statement
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TRWTF is that 14 developers went by and nobody ever thought that maybe the cost of fixing the problems in the application is less that the cost of hiring 14 developers and getting them to know the code base
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Yes. Because everything PHP automatically sucks.
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I like the sheer elegance of...
Why not put multiple lines in the $first_line variable and nothing in $second_line?
CAPTCHA: genitus - what this code is not a work of.
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Comment Number 15!
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So I don't know PHP, but please tell me that this:
Doesn't print the SQL statement and the error straight to the browser so that user can see it.
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Captcha: secundum, n. Posting in precisely the right second to achieve a desired goal (see "Frist").
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Snake-oil CEOS hire snake-oil managers hire snake-oil grunts.
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OK, I won't tell you.
Seriously though, what was the day 1 idea for this? Where does this sound like a less than GTFO of my company concept?
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I'm sad that I'm the one that has to break it for you, but yes, yes it does.
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It's like none of you know what you're talking about. You must all be gods.
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It's like none of you know what you're talking about.You must all be gods.FTFY
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LOL RIGHT IN TEH LINE XXX THERE IS WRITTEN DOWN
$fax_title = "$st[275]";
IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT IS IF THERE WOULD HAVE B33N
$faq_title = "$st[275]";
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST DAILYWTFS IV'VE EVEER SEEN SINCE YESTERDAY EVAAAH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I MEAN I MEAN
$fag_title = "$st[275]";
LOOOLL HOW FUNNY IS THAT !!!!!
CAPTHCA:luptatum, HTEM MARMELADE OF THE HORRIBLE!!!!
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You are. ...
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I don't know.
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I wouldn't mind injecting some of my own SQL code into this database, if you get my drift.
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LOOLLL! WHAT AM I ???AH EYS I FORGOT YOU DON NOW. GUESS THE ALZHEIMER IS TAKING YUO ::: FAGGOTTT!!!LOL XP
WELL I GUSS THSI IS MA LAST POST ; YOU ARE ALL HYPER FAQS WITH NO RESPECT FOR MEH WISDOM NAD NO MUSTARD!!!
CAPTHA!!! ABICO - IS TEH RED BULL IF THE DEATH !!! <-- XP LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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10% of website in PHP.
90% of website in DataBase.
PHP backed up: Great.
No backup of the database: Priceless.
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Ah, yes, the Almighty Database. I've been through that in a past job. Good times.
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Never attribute to stupidity what can be adequately explained by malicious genius on a bad acid trip. For example:
Entire web site in a single file.
Said file having no discernible structure, but having enough binary pointers here and there that you can't really look at it with any normal tool.
Above mentioned massive shitblob is about a quarter terabyte, and the whole thing has to be backed up whenever one tiny change is made. And don't even get me started about restores...
Destruction of all the features of a sane filesystem, like various permissions to individual pages, page size, page created, last modified, diff between current page and a backup...
Lame attempts to re-implement familiar filesystem management tools like diff, grep, cp -- so you have to learn them all over again -- but with no opportunity for shell scripting this time.
Perversion of all the features of a sane database, like atomic transactions, concurrency control, stored procedures, cached reusable queries, indexes...
Lame attempts to re-implement familiar database management tools -- so you have to learn them all over again.
Acknowledgment that the shitblob will regularly get corrupted, in the form of a tool to go through and attempt to salvage some of what's left -- while your web site is down -- for hours.
And, strangest of all, a fervent flock of wild-eyed supporters, who answer every objection by pointing out "But it's an object store", as if a buzz phrase from 1998 makes everything OK.
If you ever hear the words "Plone" or "Zope", run as fast as your little legs can carry you!
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$fag_name = "US Hyperg33k";
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I have generally seen that screwed up small companies are lead by a billiant "entrepreneur" that is really, really at starting a company and has great ideas for growing the company. BUT the "entrepreneur" doesn't have a clue about actual operations (business ops, IT ops, HR, etc). So if the company actually does well, none of its processes can scale to handle the growth.
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As your manager I deride you for wasting company resources by using vim where ed would have sufficed.
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Sorry, can't tell you that because it does print the entire SQL statement to the web page. Yet another WTF.
I think the average is 2 per line of source or thereabouts.
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Ooh ooh, let me try one!
TRWTF is users can delete rows from the static text table?
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I was just about to ask who told JeffK about this site.
CAPTCHA: inhibeo - video of people displaying inhibited judgement? giggity.
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Josh M.: Where am I? Number 2: In Innetech. Josh M. / Number 15: What do you want? Number 2: We want Customer Tables. Number 15: Whose side are you on? Number 2: That would be telling. We want Customer Tables... Customer Tables... Customer Tables. Number 15: You won't get it. Number 2: By hook or by crook, we will. Number 15: Who are you? Number 2: The new Number 2. Number 15: Who is Number 1? Number 2: You are Number 15. Number 15: I am not a number, I am a free man^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H minimum wage slave.
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Of course, this is definitely PHP's fault. This NEVER would have happened if he used, say, ASP.
Oh wait.
But TRWTF is PHP, right guyz?
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funny...$st[274] is my password
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I think I could've worked here, but I'm not sure - after 3 months at the place I'm thinking of, I still didn't understand how the code managed to actually vaguely work.
Didn't help that the one guy who did understand (or said he did, anyway - the original coder) was a sexist, arrogant prick who claimed "I am the documentation" and then complained to the boss when I dared venture out of the small domain I had been given, to try to understand the mess...