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With this logic we would have WD-1 (or just WD) product today, instead of WD-40 :-)))
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Oh, I had this problem with someone while writing something web-based. We wanted to support various different browsers, and someone on our team said that is wasn't worth supporting Mozilla because it was only version 1, where as IE and Netscape were 4+. Mozilla was obviously too old and not good enough. This was when Mozilla was new.
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Am I the only one here who could not help mentally filling
A-----
with
Asshat
every time he saw it? :)
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Actually this incident is symptomatic of a dysfunctional company. The product manager is clearly incompetent, all they can do is play around with the software and try to find stupid little things to pick on so it looks like they're doing their job. In places like this real fundamental and useful improvements get pushed aside for stupid cosmetic changes and in implementing the latest buzzword technology so the marketing department can say "me too". It's just another case of a software company that will inevitably be run into the ground by non technical management.
This is most definately a managerial WTF.
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Could you pass me some of that koolaid? Thanks!
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and then there was DOS 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 4.0 [we don't talk about that one] 5.0, 6.0, 6.2 & 6.3
__________________________________________
"To make your code faster you take out the slow parts."
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Then, of course, there's TeX. Its version number approximates pi, adding another digit with each release. Or, it did. I don't think there's been a bug found in it for quite a while.
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Andre Previn wrote about this in his memoirs - He even named the book after the incident - "No Minor Chords". The producer was Irving Thalberg, working for MGM at the time. Somehow I think it got reveresed somewhere along the way...
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As a Seattleite, I feel obligated to mention that I was joking.
I think 409, 7-11, 57, XK-8, 750iL, etc. are generally fake. Except the odd vehicle-model-with-the-engine-size-in-the-name idea. Unless you've driven an S4, which pretty much nukes that idea.
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Amen to that! Clipper ruled. Too bad CA went and screwed it all up.
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Could you say something meaningful? Thanks!
Do you think I'm unaware that features occasionally get cut? or that they're shipped in less than perfect condition? That's not the point. The point is that the features, not the codebase, are driving the development.
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Surely you could have made the first and only release name "Brillant" to show that your product is spot on first time (or management will be very disappointed indeed).
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Anyone remember dBASE I - never existed - it was decided that version II sounded more stable. Or, WinWord 3, 4 or 5?
Does anyone know what happened to Preparations A - G?
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One of them has nine, the other has eleven.
(1) Four engine cylinders. One brake master cylinder. Four brake slave cylinders.
(2) Six engine cylinders. One brake master cylinder. Four brake slave cylinders.
Next question?
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NT, as we all know, stands for No Troubles. So putting that in there would have been redundant.
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Man, that's identical to the resoning our vendor gave us when they switched from year based versioning to 4.something. I made a joke about it on a email list, and a product manager replied to me that that was exactly the case! A little piece of happiness died that day.
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No, you use the MS mail thingy or, better yet, post to a error reporting url. I agree that this is a pain in the ass and suboptimal, but it will get you better info.
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indeed that progression of windows is not correct. there are really two seperate progressions and they go like this:
1.0 - 98SE, ME
and
NT - Vista
from what I've heard they are completely different.
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Four slaves? My cars only have the one (and some subarus have a single stage brake cylinder). Anyway, you forgot the power steering pump. I'm pretty sure that's a cylinder :)
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I thought it stood for never tested. Just like Windows CE (WINCE) stood for crashes everytime.
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That will make for a nice little easter egg in the changelog:
Version 2.9 (build 449)
- Obfusticate version and build information at the request of Marketing
Or should that be Version "Magenta (build Borgs Attack) ...Captcha: Paste. What i would need to do if I was a bot.
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These people should be fired for their stupid suggestion. I mean if they are really that dumb then they shouldn't be working for the company.
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A company I used to work for released v4.0, followed by v4.1, but some customers on v4.0 needed a feature that wasn't in v4.1, so the owner decided we should release v4.O.
For those with nice odd fonts, that's v4.zero, and v4.oh. Trying to figure what version the different clients had was a nightmare.. "Is that four point zero or four point oh?"
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Jeez, what dolts, especially the marketing director. I wouldn't expect him/her to understand technicalities, but I would expect a little aptitude in, oh, marketing maybe.
Enterprise Information Management System(R) Version 2.8. With 448 fantastic improvements! Upgrade Now!
Cheeto-heads.
--Rank
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Submit Invoice for new Keyboard. . .
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I once had a mutt that was thoroughly lovable. People would as what kind of dog she was.
Reply? Part Heinz
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and there never was an Ashton (of Ashton-Tate).
And, George Tate, overachiever that he was, died of a Heart Attack in his early forties.
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Oh, yes, I understand the marketing personal's perspective too... I understand that they are total idiots and that they are thinking of costumers as bigger idiots than them. What makes me sick in this situation is that these two ,,forces" are in kohoots, without even carring about how it looks, and just trying to pressure the poor guy. Now that is diguisting!
Oh God, I would have snapped on the first day... how can you ask someone to difference an O from a 0? And for that matter, who in their right minds would assign a letter on a NUMERIC displayed version? Hillarious, and yet sadder that many things I've seen till now.
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Driver:
"I keep having to change the left front tire".
Mechanic:
"Yeah, that's the only wheel with the slave cylinder. The other wheels don't have brakes."
Driver:
"Why is that?"
Mechanic:
"So they can save all kinds of money on the ABS software. They only have to worry about one wheel. I understand it's running real-time version 1.0001"
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This is what I was replying to. "There may have been some alcohol involved"
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7-11 was open from 7 in the morning to 11 at night. They weren't always 24 hours.
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To start the 32-bit version family tree, let's not forget OS/2. IBMers wrote the majority of that code, but Microsoft walked away with their own copy when they felt it was mature enough. It didn't surprise me to see CMD.EXE when I attended Microsoft roll-out sessions. I really regret the lack of REXX support in the NT family.
I'm surprised that no one has yet to mention BOB. Where does that bastard stepchild fit into the Gates/Balmer family tree, folks?
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Stupid time limit.
Edit: Also, the Formula 409 website says it was the 409th try.
If XK-8 is refering to the Jaguar, the 8 is because it was the first 8 cylinder car they made.
The L in 750iL is for "long-body".
Heinz 57 was fake (http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/heinz57.asp).
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Jeez, you coulda' put a little research beheind your thought and not sounded so dumb. 409 and Heinz 57 are probably made up, but the rest are well known:
7-11, so named because it was open 7am to 11pm every day, as opposed to other mom and pop grocery type stores which closed early and often didn't open on sundays at all.
XK-8, so named as the first 8 cylinder Jag of the "X" line, successor to the XJS (K follows J)
BMW 750iL, is: 7xx = 7 series Beemer, 50 = 5.0 liter engine, i = fuel injected, L = stretched body version (limo)
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"I'll need to forward this to Mr. Can't Start The Numbering At One's attention. Please hold."
Note the use of "latest" rather than "later". It's easy to remember "ABC 4.1 is the latest" when developing ABC is your job, it's less easy when ABC is just one of a dozen tools you happen to use while working at some non-computer job.
As previously noted, even "later" gets confusing. Lots of OSS uses 4.13 > 4.5, but my own personal ABC consistently uses two-decimal version numbers to refer to individual releases (4.50 > 4.13) but truncates it to one-decimal version numbers to refer to related sets of releases ("upgrading from 4.1 to 4.5" is shorthand for "upgrading from any of (4.10 through 4.19) to any of (4.50 through 4.59)"). Fortunately, most of our customers either get it or don't waste their time trying.
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Support: Ok, now we have to get your version number. Press up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, a, b, l, r, start, start, select, select?
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Yes, and they can still encode the version information by clever encoding strategies like 1,0.0 1-0-0, 1.0.00... !
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Just how many releases it must have taken to create Oracle 9.4.0.1.0? Nearly 100000! That's one release every day since the middle of the 18th century.
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YES.
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The solution could be to make an easter egg in the app that would display version info. This could require some additional work but would save a lot of time spent trying to identify the problem.
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Only one quote is fitting: "Kill them! Kill them all!"
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Got the t-shirt.
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For the same reason, they are used as customer IDs...
:-P
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hey- it's not fair. When you install Windows or run it in the safe mode (I love this option- use it most often) you got the build number. As far as I remember it is 2915 for win2k ;)
by the way- I had similar problems and I packed my desk. It is easier to cure cancer that stupidity.
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Bah..
the real WTF is management fighting internal codenames for proyects. Imagine MS management fighting with the coders of W95 about the name chicago.
I am web programmer, so to me another related WTF is Mozilla. Nowdays Internet Explorer and Mozilla are "Mozilla 1.0" browsers, as you check the user_agent...
another idea to brand releases can be to use postfixes.
"Blah", and "Blah on steroids", "Blah releaded", "Blah Chicago".
You can extend that "Blach Chicago - Lagoon" => Blah 3.6
you can eve have that:
chicago,citadel = 1
lagoon, mormose = 2
smallville, trantor = 3
so 1.3 can be "Blah Citadel Trantor".
you can let marketing populate this table. And let then pick names.
Thats what Ubuntu Dapper mean: Ubuntu 6
--Tei
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Bah, that still happens. I regularly run into websites that look at my Firefox and say "Sorry, your browser is too old, please upgrade to a version 4.0 or higher Netscape or Internet Explorer".
To which my reply is generally "fuck you", followed by my custom going elsewhere.
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heard over phone: <FONT size=4>Finish Him!!!</FONT>
Customer: Ok I've done that. What do I do now? Its just frozen Word with what looked like an ice blast, then punched it into 100 pieces.
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heard over phone: <FONT size=5>Finish Him!!!</FONT>
Customer: Ok I've done that. What do I do now? Its just frozen Word with what looked like an ice blast, then punched it into 100 pieces.
[note to self: press quote and not reply]
captcha = batman. dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinnerdinner dinner dinnerdinner dinner dinnerdinner dinner dinner
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As far as I know, there is no Oracle 9.4 but there may be a 9.1.0.4.0, did you perhaps mean that one?
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Why not use concurrent version-numbering schemes at the same time, the way Sun Microsystems does it? SunOS 5.6 = Solaris 2.6, SunOS 5.7 = Solaris 7 (not 2.7, but there was no Solaris 3 through 6 either), Java 1.3 and Java 1.4 = Java 2, Java 1.5 = Java 5.0, and on top of all that, Enterprisey Java 1.4 now comes with Java 5.0 if I read their Web page right...
I can see how that numbering style would have lots of marketing potential: Use our latest version 5.0, featuring lots of major improvements, almost everything was rewritten from scratch to make it even better -- What, it took you 5 major versions to get it right??? -- No, no, no, sir, you see, version 5.0 is also version 1.5, we got the basic design right the first time, those later changes weren't really all that significant, nothing to speak of really...